Nobody knows and nobody cares, Boo-fucking-hooo

From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: Fri, Sep 5, 2003

Well, a few do, but they don't give a tangible shit, so either kill
your stupid fucking self or get over it and DO something. Just because
you're smarter'n SATAN but whiny as hell or a purdy girl with a bitchy
temperament that spoils yer looks don't mean jack to the revenue
office. That dick ain't gonna cut itself off and shit ain't gonna leap
INTO it spontaneously. No, you have to hack & stuff on yer own,
regardless of the number of bats, stewbums and menacing black children
arrayed against you. All you humans are stupid. I heard it on the
rape-vine and I'm just about to lose my spine. Stop using beer as a
Nyquil chaser. Its making your ears flap like Mothra barnstorming
Osaka.

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HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Guaranteed to have involved no testing on animals...
...no, really

"Its been a long time we been married."
"Too long? Too long a time?"
"To know somebody? Its like a day, Aggie."
- Bette Davis & Ernest Borgnine, 'The Catered Affair"

"I got it at the morgue."
"Wow, that's a terrible name for a supermarket."
- "The Drew Carey Show"

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From: drdark@37.com (DoktorDark)

Bravo. You make me proud to be a Subgenius. rave on.

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

I have not necessarily found pride and Sub-hood to be all that
mutually inclusive (usually the opposite), not even between certain
members who think gnoshing on a bowl of the charred flesh of their
fellow Yetikin is a source of infinite jest. On the other hand, I
can't say shit, since the thing for which I seem to be most noted,
despite my wry wit and fine music, is seeking to kick people in the
scrote with a digital cowboy boot whose side bears the hand-stitched
legend "If you can read this, my dick is so damned big, its sticking
through your dog's ass, piercing one of yer girlfriend's ovaries and
laying in your cereal bowl tomorrow morning." That's Slack-Os.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
No, I'm not, yes I am, a little lower and to the left
and what the fuck bidness is it of yers anyway?

I have seen what a laugh can do.
It can transform almost unbearable tears
into something bearable, even hopeful.
- Bob Hope

"Are you okay?"
"No, I'm kinda fucked up in general,
so its hard to gauge."
- "Death To Smoochy"

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