Leg Dog Slut

From: beefjerkyisgood@hotmail.com (Paul Casino)
Date: Mon, Jul 26, 2004

I was at a party last night and the host's dog tried to hump my leg.
This is not an uncommon occurence, as my leg seems to be some kind of
town slut for dogs. I think they think it's Courtney Love or
something. And what bothers me most is that the dogs never buy it
dinner first, or engage in small talk or even tell my leg that it has
nice eyes or a great personality. It's just sad that my leg tends to
see more action than I do.

So I'm posting to all dog owners out there. Go get your dogs (if you
have one, or if not, find a stray) and you TELL that little FUCKER
that MY LEG IS NOT SOME CHEAP SKANK THAT IT CAN JUST FUCK AND LEAVE
WITHOUT SO MUCH AS AN "I'll call you." And so help me Bob, if one more
canine tries to mount my leg like's it's Connie after a few drinks and
there is NO RING on my leg's finger, SHIT IS ON.

Or FUCKING kill me.

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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>

Good thing nobody told you what that dog did to you the last time you
passed out at a party. If you think THAT is bad.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
"How CAN we use sex to get what we want? Sex IS what we want!"
- Dr Frasier Crane

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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

I'm going to HUNT YOU DOWN, Casino.

Every time you post, I get a little closer.

Soon, you'll be feeling my breath on the
back of your neck. That creak on the stair
case, that's me, and I'm coming for YOU.

I'm the man who shot kevbob. Ask around.
You're going to be EASY.

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From: beefjerkyisgood@hotmail.com (Paul Casino)

Come and take yer medicine, Salina, I'll kick you in the teeth, spin
you around and shove my own personal copy of Hour of Slack #908 up
your ass.

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From: "nikolai kingsley" <nikolai@broadway.net.au>

> This is not an uncommon occurence, as my leg seems to be some kind of
> town slut for dogs. I think they think it's Courtney Love or
> something.

that's what you get for having a photorealistic dog's vagina tattooed on
your leg.

nikolai
--
"what's that? oh, it's a dog's vagina."

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From: drdark@37.com (DoktorDark)

It's the consequence of pheromone runoff from kicking bitches in heat
out of the way on the trip over.

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