I don't get it either. But here it is.

From: Zapanas <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
Date: Sat, Aug 14, 2004 2:53 AM

So who is "Bob"?

"Bob" is "Bob"

Why?

There is no why, it's axiomatic

I think that's just a Yoda-ism; it sounds wise but it means nothing.

I'm sorry that you feel that way.

Is "Bob" an essence or a quality?

"Bob" is an essence.

So is "Bob" not a quality?

"Bob" is a quality

Your answer changed.

Your question changed

Will "Bob" grant me eternal life?

No.

Will "Bob" make me happy?

I should hope not.

Then what good is he?

He will grant you happiness and eternal life

Oh fuck you, that was definitely a Yoda-ism

Ouch. Ya got me on that one.

So it's all a cheap joke.

All religious mythology is essentially Jungian. The living
self unfolds the reality of being in archetypal symbols. Just as
primitive language is more -general- than modern language, the
language of archetypal symbols is the only language sufficiently
-associative- to describe the reality of being. Being is all things,
and so the reality of being requires a language which encompasses all
things. The innocent, whether the reborn Christ, the enlightened
Buddha, or "Bob" are the supreme symbols of being itself. The pure
being-ness. They -are- the self, in the same sense that a picture of
an atom is real, or that your mental picture of yourself is real.

That explains everything! Please, tell me more.

No that one was just a Yoda-ism.

The fuck you say! You were seriously onto something!

No really. I was just riffing. Don't get all bent out of
shape.

You son of a bitch! You know the secrets of the fucking universe!
You better spit that shit up!

Dude, you're scaring me now.

NO MOTHERFUCKER, IT WAS MAKING SENSE! "BOB" -IS- ALL THINGS! I GET
IT NOW!

It's a fucking picture cut out of a comic book. Besides, I'm
jsut a voice in your head.

YOU WERE CHANNELING THE ASCENDED MASTERS

You been channeling a bottle,.brother.

wap. Maybe I am skating a little faster than I'm dancing.

"Bob" is in you. "Bob" -IS- you.

No the thrill is gone, now. I lost my momentum.

Why the fuck are you posting to usenet then when you are one
phone number away from a blowjob?

Because she's in Seattle, and I'm 20 miles away, and it's just too
fucking hot.

--
Zapanas
Grand Master of the Satanic Conspiracy
http://joecosby.com/
"Being well-informed is but a stone's throw from being boring - and
stones will be thrown"
- Quentin Crisp

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