Hellpopic Sunday Sermon in 4/4

From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: Sun, Sep 28, 2003

Jesus loves me, this I know, I think, could be, maybe, let us send you our brochure, no salesman will call, drink the wine & chew the wafer, get down off the Cross, honey, somebody needs the wood, Jesus Chrysler, Galilee hee hee, sacre couer, hey rube!

There is a miracle in the bazaar, 2 for a quarter, three for a dime, Allah the All-Knowing and Merciful will make Himself known to you, it is written that for a small fee, no parking after 5 p.m., who you callin' an infidel?, 72 virgins say quiet, the baby's asleepThere is no God but God, Prepare to meet God, Good God, Where's your god NOW?, goddamnit, God's gonna getcha for that, Our Lord who art unleavened, outcome doubtful, uncertain, definitely, all signs point to yes, please try again

"Abortion is murder!," someone ate the baby, this gum tastes terrible, shut up, Mama's watchin' her stories, a priest, a rabbi and an easy mark walk into a bar, Israeli air force says no more bombing runs, Ten Commandments, do I hear fifteen, Salvation Army is a contradiction in terms, the meek shall inherit nothing, Father Jake touched you where?, you're never alone with Jesus, you're on yer own, seeker

You have to die for your own sins, Buddha on a pogo stick, bizarre permissions are being granted, all around, all around, Do you renounce Satan and all his works?, takin' care of business and workin' overtime, there's a monster under my window, can I have a glass of water?, The spirit of a man can put up with his malady, but as for a stricken spirit, who can bear it?, please give what you can to the disaffection-collection plate, without the dream of Heaven, what power could Hell have?, Heaven House says keep your lusts in and don't pull the pin, the Devil did the Monkey with the Holy Ghost, there's Hell to pay, what the hell, aw go to hell, you can be GIVEN Slack, but you cannot be HANDED Slack

Objects in emotion tend to stay in emotion, oblique, so bleak, noblesse oblige, Dear Mohammed, tall & tan, Mother Mary, heart in hand, requests you all to understand, please try again, hey-"Bob"-a-re-"Bob!", please try again

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HellPope Huey

Hibby bibby plep-plop hau fau hubba-dubba

"Forgiveness encourages your enemies
to sucker punch you again tomorrow."
- John Trubee

"I'm sweatin' like a Catholic priest at a Little League game."
- Nick DiPaolo

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

HellPopeHuey Wrote:
>"...please try again."

"beep"

Joe Cosby

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From: "Ellis Dee" <fxtrt22@yahoo.com>

[Bohemian Beatnicks wearing black clothing and berets in coffeehouse
commence finger snapping and murmuring "..far out, man..."]

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

Yeah, I'm goin' to Hell at 800 mph anyway, so I figger it might as well be to a good BEAT.

HellPope Huey

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