the rotting head of hellpope huey

From: "Blackout" <blackout@schlubgenius.com>
Date: Mon, Jul 26, 2004

since the big feller hasn't been heard form for quite awhile rumors have
been floating around about how maybe everybody was just "too mean" for the
sensitive ears and tender nature of the great arkansas chicken fucker and
that he had to go undergrund so that nobody could see him crying "they were
SO MEEEEEANNN" tears all day under a great big pile of soggy tissues.

my own theory is that he hung himself from the bare electrical wire above
the 40 watt bulb in his hovel and is hanging there rotting and his great big
head is a gonna pop off as soon as the blowflies larva finally eat thier way
through.

anyways I just wanted to let all of you know that I already called dibs on
his skull like 2 months ago so don't get any big ideas for it, it's going to
make a lovely spittoon/ashtray for the den.

his asshole is also spoken for as Epoch has it all broken in and formed to
the shape of his tongue and plans to skin hiss whole ass out and then make
an inside out butthole mouth mask so he can keep that starfish where it
feels at home.

whatever is left could be made into a hobo stew of sorts and his skin would
make a lovely tent or SUV car cover if nobody speaks up for it.

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From: "HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" <SeventhSqueal@SlowOnTheUptake.edu>

I presold his penis to the Russian Sex Museum, so uh, that's spoken for.
Dasvidanya.

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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>

I always just figured that he has to leave off posting to the
newsgroup every couple of months or it will overheat and melt down.

Everybody pee on your monitor, that might help.

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From: Leonard the Committed <ccssk@nospummerschartermi.net>

I'm a bettin' he's too busy courtin' a robust Arkie chick in a pair of
size 48 Daisy Duke's

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>

Blackout wrote:
> since the big feller hasn't been heard form for quite awhile rumors have
> been floating around about how maybe everybody was just "too mean" for the
> sensitive ears and tender nature of the great arkansas chicken fucker and
> that he had to go undergrund so that nobody could see him crying "they were
> SO MEEEEEANNN" tears all day under a great big pile of soggy tissues.

Just another case of me making someone my personal whipping boy.
If you can't take the heat stay out of the BURNING PIT OF ETERNAL HELLFIRE.

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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>

Ow. That one sure stuck in your head, didn't it?

SQUEAL LIKE A PIG, NENSLO!

>If you can't take the heat stay out of the BURNING PIT OF ETERNAL HELLFIRE.

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Subject: Re: the rotting head of hellpope huey

Blackout wrote:
> his asshole is also spoken for as Epoch has it all broken in and formed to
> the shape of his tongue and plans to skin hiss whole ass out and then make
> an inside out butthole mouth mask so he can keep that starfish where it
> feels at home.

I thought Huey had to get a prosthetic anus after blowing his own one out
while watching bootlegged dailies from an ill-fated version of Super Man
with Ernest Borgnine in the title roll.

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From: ridetheory@gmail.com (ignatz topo)

Ever have an Ernest Borgnine face sandwich on a kaiser roll? Mmm --
that's good eatin'!

iggy

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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

<rolling eyebrows> WHAT WAS I THINKING?! I've only ever wanted to eat
John Wayne's face, not Borgnine's. I never did like pimentos because
I'm not even sure WHAT THEY ARE!

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From: "Dick Hertz (Hey, who's Dick Hertz?)" <me@example.com>

It's ERNEST BORGNINE! Soylent Green is ERNEST BORGNINE!

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From: "Blackout" <blackout@schlubgenius.com>

"Rev DJ Epoch"
> Kids, this is what happens to your brain when you breathe in welding
> fumes all day. Welding fumes BAD! OK!

HUEY IS MY FREN AN HE INNOCENT

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