My Amazing BONUS!!

From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
Date: Sat, Jan 31, 2004

After ordering the new ARISE! DVD I received not ONE but TWO *JUMBO*
order confirmation emails!! This was more than I could EVER have asked
for! Each of the TWO MEGA-JUMBO confirmation emails WERE IDENTICAL IN
EVERY MINUTE DETAIL!! The WONDERS of MODERN TECHNOLOGY CONTINUE TO
ASTOUND ME!

According to both of these INTRICATELY HAND CRAFTED emails NOT EVERYONE
will receive TWO IDENTICAL copies, making the BONUS EVEN MORE PRECIOUS
to me! ALL FOR THE PRICE OF A SINGLE ARISE! DVD!!

Note that the EXTRA BONUS confirmation email was provided at
NO ADDITIONAL COST to me!)

Yippee!

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

I know your human street-name now! But I won't tell.

Can't stop LAUGHING. But won't tell.

Your copy is cooking now! MMMM smell those chemicals!

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

Oy Gevalt! YOU SHOULD ONLY DIE OF RECTO-DRADLE IMPACTION
if you should be telling my real name, Mr. Hotsy-totsy Ivan
Stang!

> Your copy is cooking now! MMMM smell those chemicals!

Yippee! The film that was my first exposure to the Church back
in the 80's when it aired on USA's Night Flight.

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From: Rev DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>

Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com> wrote:
Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com> wrote:
>
>>> Yippee!
>>
>> I know your human street-name now! But I won't tell.
>>
>> Can't stop LAUGHING. But won't tell.
>
> Oy Gevalt! YOU SHOULD ONLY DIE OF RECTO-DRADLE IMPACTION
> if you should be telling my real name, Mr. Hotsy-totsy Ivan
> Stang!
>
>> Your copy is cooking now! MMMM smell those chemicals!

YES! GIMME!! I want it and I want it RIGHT NOW! (Alright, I'll wait until
you can actually burn the DVD and put it in the envelope and however long
it take the Post Orfice to prod the delivery sloth into action.) And NO,
the check is NOT in the mail! I just gave Dobbs my credit card number and
now I'm bent over waiting to be served. Sheesh your company has some
pretty wierd regulations on ordering stuff.

>
> Yippee! The film that was my first exposure to the Church back
> in the 80's when it aired on USA's Night Flight.
>

Damn that brings back memories! I had COMPLETELY forgotten about that! I
do remember channel surfing, coming across Arise! and just kinda going
slack-jawed and glassy-eyed and wondering "What in the HELL is THAT?"
Then I grabbed another soda and some popcorn and settled back for my
church deprogramming. It was good......

You just don't get quality shows like that on TV anymore. <sigh>
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