William Hung - Inspiration

From: drfurst@yahoo.com (Dr. Hoozon Furst)
Date: Fri, Apr 16, 2004

Praise William Hung for bringing slack to an industry that has been sorely
devoid of it for some time. They may simply be making fun of him, but his
existence mocks them even more. A true American Idol, he has risen to a place
of prominence despite the efforts of a machine that produces lackluster
so-called talents like Clay and Kelly. His lack of singing ability brings
a touch of humanity to otherwise sterile, overproduced, pop tunes he truly
seems to adore and pays tribute to on his album. Buy it, steal it, burn it,
and pass it on. Throw another monkey wrench in the cogs.

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I may not be the best singer in the world, but, I sing from my heart
I sing with passion, I enjoy what I do. Not for money, not for fame,
I just enjoy singing.
--William Hung

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From: El Queso <the_cheese_23nospam@yahoo.com>

Dr. Hoozon Furst wrote:

> Praise William Hung for bringing slack to an industry that has been sorely
> devoid of it for some time.

They have NEVER had slack, and they still don't.

> They may simply be making fun of him,

No, they're making money making fun of people who'll spend money on him.

but his
> existence mocks them even more.

No more than Ricky Martin's existence mocked the industry.

> A true American Idol,

Exactly. Manufactured without thought to quality, and served up to the
pink masses as a fake alternative.

he has risen to a place
> of prominence despite the efforts of a machine that produces lackluster
> so-called talents like Clay and Kelly. His lack of singing ability brings
> a touch of humanity to otherwise sterile, overproduced, pop tunes he truly
> seems to adore and pays tribute to on his album.

He should be run over by monster trucks.

Buy it, steal it, burn it,
> and pass it on. Throw another monkey wrench in the cogs.

Yeah, sure - support the new talentless crap the con gives you instead
of the other talentless crap they give you, that's cool. Either way, the
con still get's your soul. If I see ever William Hung, I'm gonna poke a
metal straw into his neck and write "Feel-good loser of the week" on the
sidewalk in his blood while he twitches. Or kill me.
Queso

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

That gives me a boner.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

Bring it to XD7 in a plexi box, people will pay $2 for a quick peek
at it. Oh, you mean still attached to you. Eeeyewww, gross.

HellPope Huey
My name is George Bush and I approve this message:
I am an Idiot.

"Like all primitives, he's afraid of the unknown,
afraid of what he can't understand."
- "Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger"

"If you can't do business with the evil and the greedy,
then who CAN you do business with?"
- "Tripping the Rift"

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From: Cardinal Vertigo <jhobbs@myrealbox.com>

[snip]

No, no. One word eBay.

--
"There is no reason to count over
1,000,000 except for money."
-- nu-monet v6.0

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From: Cardinal Vertigo <jhobbs@myrealbox.com>

You forgot the colon between word and eBay, dumbass.

--
"There is no reason to count over
1,000,000 except for money."
-- nu-monet v6.0

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From: Jarto <stevejouanny@hotnail.com>

Are you talking to yourself Vertigo?

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From: Cardinal Vertigo <jhobbs@myrealbox.com>

No, I noticed I forgot the colon after I hit send.

Rather than just post a lame "oops, forgot the colon" correction reply,
I thought I'd have a little fun and flame myself.

Apparently it was wasted on you, but it amused me, so we'll call it even.

--
"A cry in the dark
Disappears into the void
PLONK"
-- Joe Cosby

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From: Jarto <stevejouanny@hotnail.com>

Oh no, I did enjoy it.

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From: ridetheory@yahoo.com (ignatz topolino)

Cardinal Vertigo <jhobbs@myrealbox.com> wrote:
> > No, no. One word eBay.
>
> You forgot the colon between word and eBay, dumbass.

They won't let you sell boners OR colons on eBay.

iggy topo

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

ridetheory@yahoo.com (ignatz topolino)wrote:

>Cardinal Vertigo <jhobbs@myrealbox.com> wrote:
>> > No, no. One word eBay.
>>
>> You forgot the colon between word and eBay, dumbass.
>
>They won't let you sell boners OR colons on eBay.

fucking fascists.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
West Bank to be redeveloped as Palestinian Heritage Theme Park.

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