What I learned from watching "Cops"

From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Date: Sat, Nov 1, 2003 2:27 AM

That ain't mine!

I don't know how it got there but it ain't mine!

I don't know who's it is!

I just stopped to ask directions and he musta throne it in my car!

I'm just on my way home from work! You can ask my boss!

I don't know how my name got on it but it ain't mine!

NUNNA that stuff is mine!

You aren't taking me to jail are you?

But I didn't do nothin!

I didn't do nothing! It AINT MINE!!!

IT AINT MINE!

Oh, man?

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From: Wbarwell <Wbarwell@munnged.mylinuxisp.com>

These excuses never work.
You can't out run the dogs.
The cops always see where you throw the guns and the dope.

--
When I shake my killfile, I can hear them buzzing!

Cheerful Charlie

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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

var. 1: It wasn't me!

var. 2: Two beers.

var. 3: It's the bitches own fault.

var. 4: *%(*%^@^*#_*! (kicks window.)

--
"In a race between someone
Trying to get me to care
And me not caring,
I would bet on me."
--nu-monet

Original file name: What I learned from watc#1AD9F4 - converted on Saturday, 25 September 2004, 02:05