From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)
Date: Tue, Jul 15, 2003
In 1899, to combat the forces of chaos and war, a gathering
of genitals
takes place the likes of which had never been seen before!
The League of
Extraordinary Genitals!
Among this League's members are:
A genital which can submerge to a depth of 20,000 leagues!
The next genital can become invisible!
This American genital had deadly sharpshooting accuracy!
This terrifying genital can become a giant inflamed
monster of a genital
using a special potion!
Another genital cannot lose its rigidity and tumescence
(so long as it
never gazes upon a certain painting).
This genital is as tough as all the others - AND YET
it is that of a WOMEN!
Extraordinary!
And THIS genital is attached to SEAN CONNERY (or an
actor of equal but
cheaper stature)!
--
"No one wants to put words in J. K. Rowling's mouth,
but it's safe to
assume that when she hails her readers' creativity,
she has in mind
something other than tales wherein Professor Snape is
fellated by the
Sorting Hat."
- "Taking Liberties with Harry Potter," Boston
Globe article by Tracy
Mayor, 6/25/2003
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From: drdark@37.com (DoktorDark)
Do not go genital into that good night.
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