Best Christian Movie, Ever

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>
Date: Thu, Mar 4, 2004

HellPopeHuey <hellpopehuey@subgenius.com> wrote:
> "Pretzelcoatl" <pretzelco@l> wrote:
>
> > "The Exorcist"
>
> As well as its really exciting sequel, "The Exorcist Vs. My Little
> Pony." Mistress Domino really whupped ass!

I just picked up "LEFT BEHIND II: TRIBULATION FORCE" at MalWart today
for $5. Been curious about that series. Will it be up to the level of
"The Omega Code" and "Megiddo"? DOUBTFUL!!

"THE FINAL PROGRAM" -- insane Antichrist movie -- is on a.b.monter via
nu-monet

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> "THE FINAL PROGRAM" -- insane Antichrist movie --
> is on a.b.monter-movies

I fell in luv with Miss Brunner when I finally
realized that she *absorbed* people when she had
sex with them. Marvelously understated, along with
lots of other bits. You really have to listen
closely for the bulldada, the one liners, the
British-isms. From the novel by Michael Moorcock.

Note: Amsterdam accidently nuked and the Vatican
"torn down and replaced", without any other
explanation.

--
"I can imagine a LOT when it comes
to unimaginable power."
-- nu-monet

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From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>

"Pretzelcoatl" <pretzelco@l> wrote:

> "The Exorcist"

Nuh Uh! Life of Brian
Name one memorable line from The Exorcist.

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From: "ghost" <ghost@ghost.net>

""Do you see what she did? Do you see what your cunting daughter did?"

or was that from the novel?

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
"You're going to die up there."
"Why you do this to me, Demi?"

BTW, I think "Dawn of the Dead" is a great example. It fulfills some
prophecy LIKE HELL. The unsaved left behind to have their behinds
eaten by the damned, mmm, that's some mighty fine eatin'!

HellPope Huey
The Church of the Subgenius a RELIGION?
I thought we were an unruly gang
who was too poor to afford motorcycles

Anybody remotely interesting is mad,
in some way or another.
- "Doctor Who"

You kids today have it easy.
When I was a kid everything was HUGE.
My dad was nearly four times bigger than me.
You couldn't even see the tops of counters...
Then gradually everything became smaller
until it was the manageable size it is today.
- Bizarro

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From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>

hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote:
> "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
> "You're going to die up there."
> "Why you do this to me, Demi?"

Bah! You had to watch the film twice to find those totally unintersting
quotes, didn't you? Meanwhile, we have people on the froup who can
recite verbatim THE ENTIRE DIALOG from Life of Brian. Nearly every
line in that movie has become an integral part of western culture.

Long after people have forgotten Exorcist (I can't even remember who
starred in it) they will be saying "what have the Romans ever done for
us?"
>
> BTW, I think "Dawn of the Dead" is a great example. It fulfills some
> prophecy LIKE HELL. The unsaved left behind to have their behinds
> eaten by the damned, mmm, that's some mighty fine eatin'!

Jezuz Chrizt man, we're talking the definitive movie about a 2000 year
old religion here. Why must you always take the low road?

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

polar bear <bear@pole.com> wrote:
> Jezuz Chrizt man, we're talking the definitive movie about a 2000 year
> old religion here. Why must you always take the low road?

Considering that we're on a newsgroup devoted to the Church of the
SubGenius, that's the heftiest rhetorical question I've seen since the
last person asked that Meow impaction why he had to be such an
asshole. I take the low road because that's where my CLAN is. Like, so
very DUH!

HellPope Huey
Lordy, I'm so tired of sitting here,
I feel like running down the street nude
and yelling "LOCUSTS!! LOCUSTS!!!"

Rev. Onan says the world needs a Pope Huey CD.
I say it needs a 400 degree mineral oil enema.
- H-Pee Huey

"You are an oratorical snob."
"Yes and God loves me for it."
- "The West Wing"

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From: Izzy Dunquedoran <Izzy@freemail.com>

polar bear wrote:
> "Pretzelcoatl" <pretzelco@l> wrote:

>>"The Exorcist"
>
>
> Nuh Uh! Life of Brian
> Name one memorable line from The Exorcist.
>
> pb

How could any moviegoer forget

"YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!!!!"

I use it all the time now.

--
Izzy Dunquedoran

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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Personally, I'd like to think that there's a
large portion of Hell dedicated to oral sex.

--
"There is a special section
in Hell for all the pig touchers!"
-- nu-monet

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From: Cardinal Vertigo <jhobbs@myrealbox.com>

Careful, you might find yourself agreeing with Christian AND Islamic
fundamentalists. BOTH AT ONCE!

--
"In a way, I see posting to alt.slack as being like pitching duck
food into a pond. The ducks may eat it, or they may miss it and a
fish will eat it, or it may just turn into gooey black muck on the
bottom. In any event, the best thing that will occur is either duck
shit, fish shit, or gooey black muck." -- nu-monet v6.0

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From: "U. M. Zaporets" <reverend_jim_jones@yahoo.com>

"polar bear" <bear@pole.com> wrote:
> Nuh Uh! Life of Brian
> Name one memorable line from The Exorcist.

Your mother sucks cocks in hell.

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>

Now name another.

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From: brthrn@dangermedia.org (MRvDC)

"It's _warm_ in the body."

But John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness would get my vote. If there was one.

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From: "U. M. Zaporets" <reverend_jim_jones@yahoo.com>

"nenslo" <nenslo@yahoox.com> wrote:
> "U. M. Zaporets" wrote:
> >
> > "polar bear" <bear@pole.com> wrote in message
> > news:050320040053199829%bear@pole.com...
> >
> > > Nuh Uh! Life of Brian
> > > Name one memorable line from The Exorcist.
> >
> > Your mother sucks cocks in hell.
>
> Now name another.

Was that really in the movie?

Oh synchronous day.

But you're right, I can't. And the only reason I remember the "hell cock
sucking" one is because it's the one everyone remembers and repeats. I
wouldn't have been surprised to learn that it was never in the actual movie.

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From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>

"U. M. Zaporets" <reverend_jim_jones@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Your mother sucks cocks in hell.

I'm aware of that.

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From: "nikolai kingsley" <nikolai@broadway.net.au>

> > "The Exorcist"
>
> Nuh Uh! Life of Brian
> Name one memorable line from The Exorcist.

"Do you know what she did? Your cunting daughter?"

i understand this line was left out of some edits of the film, but it's
quite prominent in the Skinny Puppy song "Burnt With Water".

nikolai
---
"THE SOW IS MINE!"

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From: rhymeswith@starmail.com (C. Woolard)

"Pretzelcoatl" <pretzelco@l> wrote:
> "The Exorcist"

Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

Actually, I seriously think "The Ruling Class" with Saint Peter
O'Toole should be high on the list. Both hilarious and VERY dark by
turns, it encompasses social snobbery, religion, mental health care,
politics and sexual hijinks of several kinds in grand style. ANY flick
wherein Peter sees himself as Jesus for the first half HAS to deliver
the goods and boy, does it. Some genuine horror, in there, as well. A
true must-see for all SubGenii. Trust me, I'm a Pope. Doin' the
Varsity Drag!

HellPope Huey
Lordy, I'm so tired of sitting here,
I feel like running down the street nude
and yelling "LOCUSTS!! LOCUSTS!!!"

Rev. Onan says the world needs a Pope Huey CD.
I say it needs a 400 degree mineral oil enema.
- H-Pee Huey

"You are an oratorical snob."
"Yes and God loves me for it."
- "The West Wing"

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>

Some of the dialogue lines are taken from the SubGenius literary classic
The Three Christs of Ypsilanti.

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

I'm mildly surprised that no one has yet mentioned the trashy classic
"God Told Me To." When the pivot of the tale was finally revealed, it
was anticlimatic, but the first 3/4 of the thing, mmm, deliciously
creeeepy.

HellPope Huey
Where there's a weird, there's a way

"Even the Stock-Pickin' Chicken is right some of the time."
- Jon Stewart

"The Earth...its beautiful...what happens now?"
"I don't know; I'm a stranger here myself."
- "Alien Resurrection"

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