From: "Alliekatt" <alleykatzen@hotmail.com>
Date: Mon, Jun 9, 2003
Paid $3.95 to watch "Animatrix" on Pay Per
View. Soared leaps and bounds
over "reloaded". Buy it. Watch it. If only
because the amount of
imagination and love that goes into animating ANYTHING,
always buggers the
amount of money and bullshit that goes into a re-re-rehashed
screenplay,
right up the feckin arse.
Give people a dream and a mythos, make one groundbreaking
movie or one TV
series, then DROP IT and let the dreamers take it into
their world, make the
money on their use of the trademark and that's IT.
If Star Trek had done
this, I wouldn't have cried at how HORRIBLE the last
movie was.
Never give a good myth an Official Plot. Leave the
fuckin thing WIDE OPEN
or else it will DIE. Right or wrong?
alliekatt
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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Some things that were killed by closing plot
loopholes:
1) Angel Heart. One of the kickin-ass best
thrillers I've ever seen, right on the edge of my
seat stuff, up until the last 10 minutes with
Robert DeNiro, which killed it. It was like the
Hollywood suits just walked in and strangled that
baby. If they had just ended it before then, with
O'Rourke utterly panicked and perplexed, it would
have been on of the top 10 movies ever. People
would still be talking about it, wondering WHAT
THE HELL HAPPENED? WHO DONE IT? I GOT'S TO
KNOW!
2) Babylon 5. The Vorlons and the Shadows both
leave. End of mystery. End of threat. End of
really good plot line. Pissed me off.
3) The Serpent and the Rainbow. "Uh, guys? The
movie is over and we still have $2M to spend on
special effects. What should we do?" I mean,
you can bloody well tell where the closing creds
were supposed to begin! The irony was that it was
BASED on a true story. Except that last part,
which must have been written by a college film
grad with too much testosterone.
4) Star Trek TNG. Damn, the Borg were GOOD.
Don't fix what ain't broken. Some of the best
really, really bad guys, ever. Absolutely NO
NEED for character development.
5) Star Wars TESB&ROTJ. I almost cried when
they redeemed Darth Vader. In anguish. I
really HATE it when somebody is a really GOOD
evil fucking monster their whole life, then at
the last minute they REPENT and get to go to
some fucking lame-ass heaven they would hate,
anyway. Besides, it shouldn't have been "Luke,
I am your father", instead, imagine what it
would have been like if he had said, "Bwahaha,
Luke, I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER! BWAHAHAHA!"
Now DAT's evil. Luke would have come over to
the dark side a LOT faster. "I'll KICK YOUR
ASS!"
6) Poltergeist II and The Black Hole. Movies
are NOT improved by throwing in "angels" in
the
last 5 minutes. But I'm still not sure whether
or not to go towards the fucking light.
--
"A stupid movie WILL NOT make you turn
down a blowjob. Simple as that."
-- nu-monet
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Subject: Re: My official AniMatrix opinion
7) Twin Peaks
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
Humbly dressed in common robes, Jesus stands 7-1/2"
tall and
offers a gesture of blessing with his hand.
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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
"Alliekatt" <alleykatzen@hotmail.com>
wrote:
>Paid $3.95 to watch "Animatrix" on Pay
Per View. Soared leaps and bounds
>over "reloaded". Buy it. Watch it.
If only because the amount of
>imagination and love that goes into animating ANYTHING,
always buggers the
>amount of money and bullshit that goes into a re-re-rehashed
screenplay,
>right up the feckin arse.
>
>Give people a dream and a mythos, make one groundbreaking
movie or one TV
>series, then DROP IT and let the dreamers take it
into their world, make the
>money on their use of the trademark and that's IT.
If Star Trek had done
>this, I wouldn't have cried at how HORRIBLE the
last movie was.
>
>Never give a good myth an Official Plot. Leave
the fuckin thing WIDE OPEN
>or else it will DIE. Right or wrong?
Very right.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
You've been sane too long Dan, it's time now to be BETTER
than sane!
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From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>
I've been telling that to Stang for two years now, about
XDAY, and my
proposed ban on cameras. The lack of T-Base cams resulted
in the
attendees at the party having a FAR freakeir time than
even the PAGANS
ever did there. In many cases, the presence of cameras
even influences
events...which isn't so bad if someone's planning to
do something life-
threatening and stupid we could sell to FoxTV.
Mythos, dream, legend, all of that goes out the window
when it's turned
into ten hours of really boring vacation videos.
A lack of solid physical evidence makes the difference,
as far as legend
and mythos are concerned, between a mighty minotaur
drinking a flagon of
whiskey and fucking a hundred women and Modemac drinking
sugar-free
Koolaid while wearing a fuzzy brown hat.
--
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Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume
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Mecagum les cinc llagues de Crist,
mecagum D'eu, en la creu, en el fuster
que la fue i en fill de puta que va plantar el pi
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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Legume wrote:
> I've been telling that to Stang for two years
> now, about XDAY, and my proposed ban on
> cameras...
The best thing that could ever happen to XDay
is that it becomes a right of passage for abnormal
high school kids, *who believe that they are NOT
permitted to attend*.
Not just "adults only", but *forbidden* in
the
Freddy Kruger sexual tension way. That they will
learn THINGS there that will blow their little
minds and make nothing the same ever again.
And that no matter WHAT they do, they CAN'T get
in, but still HAVE to brag to all their friends
that they DID! And what they saw, well, YOU HAD
TO BE THERE WHICH I WAS BUT YOU WILL NEVER BE
BUT MAN, WAS IT SUMTHIN'!
You see things there that you couldn't see if you
could get into The Mormon Temple, The High Masonic
Lodge, The Skull & Bones Society, The Orgy Castle
of the Illuminati, and the Girls Restroom!
It's like, WOW! But YOU can't get in. Unless you
could get a scalped ticket for like $300 or somethin'.
--
"Beat women frequently, for their
backs are fat, and they heal quickly."
-- Stuart Cloete
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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Legume <none@yerbiz.com> wrote:
> A lack of solid physical evidence makes the difference,
as far as legend
> and mythos are concerned, between a mighty minotaur
drinking a flagon of
> whiskey and fucking a hundred women and Modemac
drinking sugar-free
> Koolaid while wearing a fuzzy brown hat.
Let's cut it down the middle: what if Modemac just
took 3 swigs of
Wild Giraffe Banana Wine and fucked a raccoon?
--
HellPope Huey @ hellpopehuey@subgenius.com, C57-D/ae-35/999
Mere satellite pictures are so pale,
compared to red gloves, white roses
"What did you have for breakfast this morning,
Carnation Instant Bitch?"
- "That 70s Show"
"The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion,
but cosmetics are easier to buy."
- Yves Saint Lauren
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From: modemac@modemac.com (Modemac)
As Bela Lugosi said in "Dracula," "I
never drink...vine." But the
raccoon sounds interesting. After all, I'm a self-admitted
"furry"
fan, and all furry fans are actually sick perverts who
screw animals.
At least according to the media.
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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
Legume <none@yerbiz.com> wrote:
>Alliekatt wrote:
>> Give people a dream and a mythos, make one
groundbreaking movie or one
>> TV series, then DROP IT and let the dreamers
take it into their world,
>> make the money on their use of the trademark
and that's IT. If Star
>> Trek had done this, I wouldn't have cried at
how HORRIBLE the last
>> movie was.
>>
>> Never give a good myth an Official Plot. Leave
the fuckin thing WIDE
>> OPEN or else it will DIE.
>
>I've been telling that to Stang for two years now,
about XDAY, and my
>proposed ban on cameras. The lack of T-Base cams
resulted in the
>attendees at the party having a FAR freakeir time
than even the PAGANS
>ever did there. In many cases, the presence of cameras
even influences
>events...which isn't so bad if someone's planning
to do something life-
>threatening and stupid we could sell to FoxTV.
>
>Mythos, dream, legend, all of that goes out the
window when it's turned
>into ten hours of really boring vacation videos.
>
>A lack of solid physical evidence makes the difference,
as far as legend
>and mythos are concerned, between a mighty minotaur
drinking a flagon of
>whiskey and fucking a hundred women and Modemac
drinking sugar-free
>Koolaid while wearing a fuzzy brown hat.
Outside the circle of light of the campfire lie monsters
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
The correct way to torque down a bolt is to continue
tightening it until
the threads strip, and then to have tightened it to
one half-turn
before that point.
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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
"Rev. 11D Meow!" <11dMeow!@madFNORDgelloland.org>
wrote:
> shoot.
>
> Animatrix beats the original by a factor of five
thousand to none.
>> the bits I pulled off the web are simply phenomenal!!!
I thought you were BLIND, you lying sack of shit.
--
HellPope Huey @ hellpopehuey@subgenius.com, C57-D/ae-35/999
Mere satellite pictures are so pale,
compared to red gloves, white roses
"What did you have for breakfast this morning,
Carnation Instant Bitch?"
- "That 70s Show"
"The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion,
but cosmetics are easier to buy."
- Yves Saint Lauren
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From: "Blackout" <blackout@4040subgenius.com>
"HellPopeHuey" wrote
> > Animatrix beats the original by a factor of
five thousand to none.
> >> the bits I pulled off the web are simply
phenomenal!!!
> I thought you were BLIND, you lying sack of shit.
he, uhh, rented the braille version
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From: "Blackout" <blackout@4040subgenius.com>
"Rev. 11D Meow!"
type FASTER, little tweak monkey. get it all out while there is still TIME.
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From: "Blackout" <blackout@4040subgenius.com>
"nu-monet v5.0" wrote
> > After all, I'm a self-admitted "furry"
> > fan, and all furry fans are actually sick
> > perverts who screw animals.
> > At least according to the media.
>
> Not true! I've got it on good authority
> that a goodly number of furry fans can't
> even get laid with animals.
>
> The do stuff like tell the dog that they
> only want a "relationship" or some shit
> like that, and the dog starts whining and
> splits as soon as it can.
plus the fact that real animals tend to die when you
cut them open to wash
your jizz out of the stuffing
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