Matirix

From: kysophan@yahoo.com (Mohamed the Raghead)
Date: Mon, May 26, 2003

I relented to the 'event film' pressure and bought a dodgy copy of the
Matrix Reloaded on Saturday. I watched about half of it before losing
interest. One day I will watch the rest. But it seems much the same as
before, with people in black jumping around with guns. I imagine it
looks a lot better in a cinema, but:

1) Its is a sequal.
2) It has that the same talentless little git in it.
3) The effects look just like the first film.

I am not saying its a bad film of its type, I just dont understand why
people get excited about seeing slightly different versions of the
same film over and over again.

----------------------------------------------------------------------

From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

Mohamed the Raghead wrote:
> I just dont understand why
> people get excited about seeing slightly different versions of the
> same film over and over again.

It isn't a thing to understand. That's just how they are. Dumbasses.

What I don't understand is how when people grudgingly write a review
of a very popular movie they have to give a kind of excuse for
themselves first like they're saying "I'm not one of THEM, but I
thought I would just try to see what it is that THEY like about this."
No, I do understand. That's just how they are. Dumbasses.

----------------------------------------------------------------------

From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com> wrote:
> Mohamed the Raghead wrote:
> >
> > I just dont understand why
> > people get excited about seeing slightly different versions of the
> > same film over and over again.
>
> It isn't a thing to understand. That's just how they are. Dumbasses.

A day without carping about some cinematic summer megabuck fluff is
like a day without hitting yourself on the toe with a 12-pound sledge.
I DO NOT GO EXPECTING TO SEE ANYTHING THAT WILL MAKE OLIVIER SPIN IN
HIS GRAVE WITH JEALOUSY. I GO FOR THE EYE CANDY.
If eye candy had no merit, the Art Mines would be full of pictures of
SubGs gnawing on inanimate objects and small pets. I agree that Keanu
has only 3 facial expressions, but that's TWO MORE THAN HE NEEDS FOR
MATRIX FLIX. I spit on your puny standards; they're too UPPITY.

Besides, any real American LOVES seeing cars get violently crushed.
Not mine, please.

--

HellPope Huey @ hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Just wave a banana, point at your crotch and hoot.
If it works at the zoo, it'll work at a rave.

"Get your facts first,
and then you can distort them as much as you please."
- Mark Twain

"I cast a spell on his ass with my foot."
- "King of the Hill"

----------------------------------------------------------------------

From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

HellPopeHuey wrote:
>
> A day without carping about some cinematic summer megabuck fluff is
> like a day without hitting yourself on the toe with a 12-pound sledge.
> I DO NOT GO EXPECTING TO SEE ANYTHING THAT WILL MAKE OLIVIER SPIN IN
> HIS GRAVE WITH JEALOUSY. I GO FOR THE EYE CANDY.
> If eye candy had no merit, the Art Mines would be full of pictures of
> SubGs gnawing on inanimate objects and small pets. I agree that Keanu
> has only 3 facial expressions, but that's TWO MORE THAN HE NEEDS FOR
> MATRIX FLIX. I spit on your puny standards; they're too UPPITY.

I agree with this post. It's exactly what I would have said myself
only I didn't. Well maybe not the first sentence, that's pure Huey.

----------------------------------------------------------------------

From: Wbarwell <Wbarwell@munnged.mylinuxisp.com>

HellPopeHuey wrote:

> A day without carping about some cinematic summer megabuck fluff is
> like a day without hitting yourself on the toe with a 12-pound sledge.
> I DO NOT GO EXPECTING TO SEE ANYTHING THAT WILL MAKE OLIVIER SPIN IN
> HIS GRAVE WITH JEALOUSY. I GO FOR THE EYE CANDY.
> If eye candy had no merit, the Art Mines would be full of pictures of
> SubGs gnawing on inanimate objects and small pets. I agree that Keanu
> has only 3 facial expressions, but that's TWO MORE THAN HE NEEDS FOR
> MATRIX FLIX. I spit on your puny standards; they're too UPPITY.
>
> Besides, any real American LOVES seeing cars get violently crushed.
> Not mine, please.

Apparently the great foofarah about the philosphical and theological
insights in the Matrix has our freindly nation evangelists and
Fundamentalists spewing envious and frothy rants, damn, nobody
wants to listen to THEIR tiresome knuckle dragging philosophical
bilge wash.

This makes me giggle and snort and I might just go see the flick
just cause it gets a rise out of clowns that need a 240 volt dildo
up each hole on general principles.

Pagans! Heretics! Un-Christian! Popular!

The sad part is though maybe 1.2% of humanity will ever read
any REAL philosphy and understand much of it.
Which is OK, people are rather tiresome as is, and I don't fancy being
cornered at a party by some schlub wanting to discuss nominalism
Cartesian duality.
Though it beats listening to assholes ranting that America is abandoning
Christ and God and watching movies only anti-Christian Pagans would like.

I do note that the Christian Right is gearing up for a full press
anti-Islamic crusade. This will be entertaining, make me some popcorn with
double butter!

Somebody make a movie of THAT!

--
Cheerful Charlie

----------------------------------------------------------------------

From: "Ned Wreck" <NedWreck@usenetserver.com>

"HellPopeHuey" <hellpopehuey@subgenius.com> wrote:
> Besides, any real American LOVES seeing cars get violently crushed.

Christ a'fucking mighty, I know I do! But only if they're the really
expensive top of the line models and/or they're full of screaming pinks.

Ned

--
Eternal Salvation or Triple Your Money Back!!! HTTP://WWW.SubGenius.com

Up one level
Back to document index

Original file name: Matirix.txt - converted on Saturday, 25 September 2004, 02:05