LOTR still bigger than Jesus

From: "iDRMRSR" <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Date: Sun, Feb 29, 2004

Whew! It was getting pretty close as to which of these two unbelievable
fairy tales was going to triumph in the box office of men's souls. But the
dwarf with the funny feet beat the hippie with the log, even if you count
the advance sales:

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movies/02/29/box.office.reut/index.html

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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

give it time. the best the Hobbits can work up is
some persecuted cult in Uzbekistan and California.
jesus will easily whup it when it hits second wind
in the Hispanic world.

BTW, late word is that Jesus has been banned in
France!

--
Furries will only be accepted when they
learn how to make non-Furries spooge.
-- nu-monet

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From: "Barbi" <jk11@noapampa.net>

Does Jesus have a bigger set of pulsating balls and a harder cock then
even Frodo?

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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Barbi wrote:
> Does Jesus have a bigger set of pulsating balls
> and a harder cock then even Frodo?

That depends.

--
Trust No One.
Always Look To The Skies.
The Truth Is Not There.
-- nu-monet

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

Barbi <jk11@noapampa.net> wrote:
> Does Jesus have a bigger set of pulsating balls and a harder cock then
> even Frodo?

We all know that this world is full of people who see that good
looking, buff hippie hanging from that stick on all those gorgeously
sculpted crucifixes, wearing nothing but the skimpiest loincloth, and
get REAL TURNED ON.

If the Virgin Mary dressed like Jesus, that religion would be more
popular than the Beatles.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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