great job

From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Date: Mon, Aug 25, 2003

I just watched a little bit of the chopsocky
ultraviolence movie "Kiss of the Dragon".

The evil secret police French villain has like
two squads of henchmen chasing after the hero,
a ChiCom spy the villain has set up. Pretty
near the start of the movie, so nobody's real
wound up yet.

The Chinese dude jumps into a laundry chute, so
the villain points to a subordinate and tells
him to jump in there after him. He says "no",
so the villain shoots HIS OWN MAN. The next
guy he tells to jump down the chute jumps down
the chute, like 10 STORIES STRAIGHT DOWN!

The villain THEN figures out that the Chinese
guy went UP, not down, so he orders ANOTHER
henchman to go up a floor and JUMP DOWN ON TOP
OF THE CHINESE GUY.

And THEN he tells yet another flunkie to give
him a hand grenade to throw at the Chinese guy
IN THE FRIGGIN LAUNDRY CHUTE! Now, what little
I know about hand grenades is that a) the
sumbitch is going to have to cook off for NINE
FUCKING SECONDS in YOUR hand, before you throw
it, or b) it is going to just fall down 10
STORIES AND BLOW UP THE FREAKING LAUNDRY ROOM,
which accomplishes very little, if you think
about it. Or c)(which is what happens), the
Chinese guy catches it and throws it right
back at you.

In this case, the hot grenade goes right up
the sleeve of the grenade henchman. So what
does the villain do? Does he help him get the
grenade out of his shirt? FUCK NO. HE SHOVES
HIS OWN MAN HALFWAY INTO THE LAUNDRY CHUTE WITH
THE CHINESE GUY AND THE OTHER HENCHMAN STANDING
ON *TOP* OF THE CHINESE GUY!

So what am I trying to say here?

Holy Fuck. What a GREAT GUY TO WORK FOR! In
less than FIVE MINUTES he has KILLED HALF THE
PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR HIM!

Damn, I wish I had a job like that ASSHOLE'S
henchmen! Boy, you talk about going to work
with enthusiasm and FUCKING motivation.

I bet the sumbitch doesn't even pay time-and-
a-half. Jumpin' shit.

--
"Getting shot at was not that bad,
just the getting shot part sucked"
-- U.S. Army Staff Sgt. Villafane

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