FUCK YEAH!!!

From: El Queso <the_cheese_23nospam@yahoo.com>
Date: Sun, Jan 25, 2004

Destroy all monsters is on and its letterboxed! I'm totally jacking off!
Queso

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

El Queso <the_cheese_23nospam@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Destroy all monsters is on and its letterboxed! I'm totally jacking off!

If you're jacking off to Godzilla, you're gay, 'cause he's male, I
think. If he is an asexual egg-layer, then you are disturbingly bi. If
you are jacking off to Godzilla Jr., you are a pedophile. If you are
jacking off to Spiga, the giant spider, you are really disturbed. If
you are jacking off to the big snake, you have penis-size issues. If
you are jacking off to Rodan, you have a deep-seated urge to fly away
from something that's bothering you deeply. In any case, you are
somehow into bestiality, unless you are jacking off to the Japanese
girls. Then you are just a typical guy. I sure wish a few of them were
more plump, though; then I'd jack harder then. However, your music is
quite good, so you are absolved, YETI-style. Anyway, its none of my
goddamned business.

HellPope Huey
Free association can be an ugly, ugly thing,
especially while you are LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF

"Tic Tacs are suppositories for mice."
- Rev. Televangela

"It is not I who am crazy, it is I who am MAD!"
- Ren Hoek

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From: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)

>El Queso <the_cheese_23nospam@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> Destroy all monsters is on and its letterboxed! I'm totally jacking off!
>
> If you're jacking off to Godzilla, you're gay, 'cause he's male, I
>think. If he is an asexual egg-layer, then you are disturbingly bi. If
>you are jacking off to Godzilla Jr., you are a pedophile. If you are
>jacking off to Spiga, the giant spider, you are really disturbed. If
>you are jacking off to the big snake, you have penis-size issues. If
>you are jacking off to Rodan, you have a deep-seated urge to fly away
>from something that's bothering you deeply. In any case, you are
>somehow into bestiality, unless you are jacking off to the Japanese
>girls. Then you are just a typical guy. I sure wish a few of them were
>more plump, though; then I'd jack harder then. However, your music is
>quite good, so you are absolved, YETI-style. Anyway, its none of my
>goddamned business.

I like to jack off to the Small Little Princesses who summon Mothera!

And to Fuji on the old Ultraman TV SHows.

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

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From: El Queso <the_cheese_23nospam@yahoo.com>

I jacked off to the entire experience. I have converted all nostalgia
into sexual lust, now the past is my porn.
Queso

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From: El Queso <the_cheese_23nospam@yahoo.com>

> Most old farts live a long lonely life of jacking-off to the past.
>
> I see a new subsidiary to the Virginity Reclamation Clinics opening in your
> neighborhood soon.

Sure, you scoff... but can you come in your pants to the Mazinger Z
theme song? Sniff the proof.
Queso

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

El Queso wrote:
> I'm totally jacking off!

Most appropriate exclamation EVER.

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From: "Gigantittythropus" <phlowhole@subgummy.com>

Yeah, I saw that and I jacked off already.
Philo

"El Queso" <the_cheese_23nospam@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Destroy all monsters is on and its letterboxed! I'm totally jacking off!
> Queso

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