Best one-line review of Mel Gibson's "Passion"

From: "The_Doge of St. Louis" <thedoge@pobox.com>

Overheard on National Public Radio (which apparently isn't as PINK as I
thought it was):
"The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre"

Possible sequels are rumored to include:

"Jesus Christ, Re-Animator"
"Bring Me the Head of Judas Iscariot"
"I Spit on Your Empty Grave"
"The Doubting Thomas Crown Affair"
"Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice and Mark and Luke and Matthew and John"

[insert yours here]

[your FILM TITLE, I mean, you filthy pervert]

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>

Harold and Maude and Jesus.
I Married a Crucifixion.
Gone With The Crown of Thorns.
The 39 Apostles.
Hollywood Boulevard of the Christ.
Whatever Happened to Baby Golgotha?
Dr. Strangelove vs. Judas Iscariot.
Bringing Up Baby Mary Magdalen.
Desperately Seeking a Scourging.
Star Wars Episode 7: Pontius Pilate Washes His Hands
The Fly and Jesus.
Return of The Fly and Jesus.
The Abominable Dr. Blessed Virgin Mary.
Don't look in the Garden of Gethsemane.
The Passion of Abbot and Costello.
The Road to Getting Crucified.

Just to show you what a suckass idea it was in the first place.

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From: "Luke Ferrell" <griffin-creek@charter.net>

Bloodsucking Freaks and Pharisies
Faces of Death and Resurrection
A Funny Thing Happened on the way to Gethsemane
Day of the Risen Dead
Jesus Poppins Mary
Whew, that was a shitload of work.

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Luke Ferrell
Ordained Minister,
The One True Church

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From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack

You forgot:
Who's Afraid of Judas Iscariot
The Longest Day
The Great Escape
Merry Christmas Mr Christ
Rosemary's Messiah
Last Tango in Bethlehem
The Fool on the Hill

and a host of others.....

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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

"Apocalypse Later"

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"Please God, help me cleanse the computer of viruses and evil photographs
that disturb and ruin my work ..., so that I shall be able to cleanse
myself." -- Rabbi Shlomo Eliahu

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

"Trim Your Bloody Nails: The Musical."
"GodSpooge."
"Jesus Vs. Godzilla."
"Martha Stewart's Wedding Planner."

HellPope Huey / www.subgenius.com
My brain feels like a pug dog's face LOOKS, AIEEE!!!!

"The world is a hard, round place with three holes in it."
- Rev. Ivan Stang

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From: "iDRMRSR" <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>

How about:

No Weddings and a Funeral

The Unforgiven

Mr. Ischariot's Holiday

It's a Bad Bad Bad Bad World

Lost in Translation

And...

The Ghost and Ms. Magdalen

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From: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)

Jesus II, The Second Coming! This time, its personal!

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

"My Big Fat Roman Crucifixion"

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From: FrJBleu@ifrance.com (Frere Jean Bleu)

The Godson plus part 2 and 3
My Big Fat Hebrew Crucifiction
Lord of the Nails
Mr Pilate goes to Jerusalem
La vita è kaput
Il Buono, il brutto, il ebreo
The silencing of the lamb
All the Messiah's men

Fr J B

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