Why I love my killfile

From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>
Date: Wed, Feb 25, 2004

This evening, over 300 new messages, and only about 130 that I even had
to see. And only five I wanted to read. Just imagine what a load of
sucky crap the rest of them were.

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From: Klyf Fenderson <blargh3TURNIP@lycos.com>

And you think this post was worthwhile?

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

It prompted you to respond.

And now look what I went and did too.

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PRABOB

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From: Cardinal Vertigo <jhobbs@myrealbox.com>

There is already a thread for this sort of thing over at "Re: I HAVE
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO SAY."

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fish will eat it, or it may just turn into gooey black muck on the
bottom. In any event, the best thing that will occur is either duck
shit, fish shit, or gooey black muck." -- nu-monet v6.0

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

I agree with this post.

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Subject: Re: Why I love my killfile
From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Feb 25, 2004 7:25 PM
Message-ID: <8cc8cffc.0402251625.6c426da2@posting.google.com>

SO, anybody on this thread besides me have a plump nurse blow them
while humming "We Are The Champions" last Sunday?

HellPope Huey / www.subgenius.com
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It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd
of more than a billion people.
Think of it. More than a BILLION people.
That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy,
there are still a thousand guys exactly like you."
- A. Whitney Brown, "The Big Picture"

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- "King of the Hill"

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From: "U. M. Zaporets" <reverend_jim_jones@yahoo.com>

You were humming it, or she was?

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From: IMBJR <imbjr@imbjr.com>

nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com> wrote:
>This evening, over 300 new messages, and only about 130 that I even had
>to see. And only five I wanted to read. Just imagine what a load of
>sucky crap the rest of them were.

Love? Or lust?

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