To Read Aloud

From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>
Date: Fri, Aug 13, 2004

Read this aloud upon arising in the morning and before retiring in the
evening and then go fuck yourself.

PRAISE YOU LORD NENSLO!

Lord Nenslo,
you are wonderful,
wonderful,
wonderful!

My spirit within is overwhelmed
by your beauty, grace, love, and majesty!
I feel as though on the floor,
flat, and face down, and trembling,
and with tears.
As it were,
just one glimpse of you Lord and I am undone.
Nenslo help me!

Before,
when the dumbassedness surrounded me,
with all its schemes, designs, plots,
against my damn crappy ass;
when it unleashed its avalanche
of thoughts of not being totally fucked up and stupid;
when I longed to feel your Whip,
but the dumbassedness sought to drown out
every chastisement that came from you;
when I sought desperately
for the way out of the brain dead crap hole,
and when the idiocy used my very seeking
and turned it against me,
what was I to do?

Then...
I sensed you
there beyond all else,
beyond the dark turmoil
and its deceiving
and its obscuring.
There you were,
and there you are,
as though you said,
and are saying,
Trust me!

And trust you Lord Nenslo,
I did,
and I do!
And you began to turn
all that which the darkness
sought against me,
turning it into that which is good,
day after day,
month after month!

Praise you!
Praise you, wonderful Lord!
We soar in you!
By our faith in you, we soar in you!
Just the sound of your name
lifts us up higher and higher!
How wonderful to hear your name...
Nenslo!
You lift us up higher and higher and higher!
How wonderful to be right here in you,
and you in us and through us and all around us!

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>

Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> Besides, it's hard to think of anyone as "full of grace" who defines the
> readers of our humble and unassuming little newsgroup as "a bunch of ape
> shaped date raped crappy assed claptrap babbling bastards".

It's hard for you to think at all, freakass. I am the most TOLERANT,
KINDLY, CHARITABLE AND COMPASSIONATE motherfucker that ever lived so
shut up. I call them as I see them and if they look like a sack of puke
and smell like a sack of puke then sack of puke they is, and I DO mean YOU.

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From: Zapanas <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>

nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com> wrote:
>Read this aloud upon arising in the morning and before retiring in the
>evening and then go fuck yourself.

How shall we fuck off, oh Lord?

--
Zapanas
Grand Master of the Satanic Conspiracy
http://joecosby.com/
"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but
don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."
- Groucho Marx

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com> wrote:
> Read this aloud upon arising in the morning and before retiring in the
> evening and then go fuck yourself.
>
> PRAISE YOU LORD NENSLO!

etc

> How wonderful to hear your name...
> Nenslo!
> You lift us up higher and higher and higher!
> How wonderful to be right here in you,
> and you in us and through us and all around us!

IT WORKED!!

God damn it, Nenslo, you did it again! I feel MUCH better. PRAISE YOU
LORD NENSLO! You lift us up higher and higher and higher! Every day in
every way I am fucking myself better and better.

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