What if I've just discovered that I'm one of the Illuminati... AND THEY MIGHT BE WATCHING ME???

From: Frere Jean Bleu <FrJBleu@ifrance.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.illuminati
Date: Wed, Jun 16, 2004 1:33 AM

On Wed, 16 Jun 2004 03:36:00 GMT, Cardinal Vertigo
<vertigo@alexandria.cc> wrote:

>If you think you "got" those code words, either this post will throw
>your brain into an infinite loop like that mathematical figure threw
>that Borg Cube into an infinite loop like it just about threw mine into
>an infinite loop, or you're about to die.
>
>I hope I'm not about to die. That'd suck.
>
>Good, I didn't, and what's more I survived with my sense of humor
>intact, plus the briefly shocking realization that I could die at any
>moment, or the thought that excess use of commas make sentences too damn
>long. Whew.
>
>I had a "vision" or a "revelation" once, similar to the one that
>inspired this post, in which I discovered that the brain can be altered
>by drugs such that it literally SHIFTS it into alternate states or
>"vibrations" such as strings are described by Douglas Green, Ph.D. in
>his book "The Fabric of the Universe."
>
>Anyway, it's VITALLY important that I get this message to SOMEONE either
>to inspire future generations of like-minded individuals, get an
>acceptably low number of people disgusted by me sometime in the future
>
> This vision inspired one of my favorite moments with a girl,
>incidentally; one night, after exhausting sex, she turned to me, her
>mystical hazel eyes looked soulfully into my clear blues and the voice
>owning them whispered, "let's play a game." and suddenly it became vital
>that I either remember "LET'S PLAY A GAME" or that I had to laugh it off
>and not let the PARANOIA get to me.
>
>As I was saying, it was vitally important that I get this message to
>SOMEONE either to inspire future generations of like-minded individuals,
>get an acceptably low number of people disgusted by me sometime in the
>future.
>
>The message is: Either you climb your way out of this spiral which
>bottoms out NOW, or: I had a "vision" or a "revelation" once, similar to
>the one that inspired this post, in which I discovered that the brain
>can be altered by drugs such that it literally SHIFTS it into alternate
>states or "vibrations" such as strings are described by Douglas Green,
>Ph.D. in his book "The Fabric of the Universe."
>
>Good, I didn't, and what's more I survived with my sense of humor
>intact, plus the briefly shocking realization that I could die at any
>moment, or the thought that excess use of commas make sentences too damn
>long. Whew.
>
>I hope I'm not about to die. That'd suck.
>
>If you think you "got" those code words, either this post will throw
>your brain into an infinite loop like that mathematical figure threw
>that Borg Cube into an infinite loop like it just about threw mine into
>an infinite loop, or you're about to die.
>
>So climb out of that spiral, or BANG!

See kids, this is whay cigarette smoking is BAD. Uncle Vertigo is
going through what is known as "nicotine withdrawal". Can you say that
with me? "Nicotine withdrawal", GOOD, I knew you could.

People who have been smoking lots of cigarettes and then suddenly stop
have "nicotine withdrawal" which can make them really mad. Just like
when you poke a puppy with a sharp stick too many times.

Instead of getting mad, Uncle Vertigo is getting all funny in his head
as the nicotine decreases. But just like the puppy that gets really
angry, soon he'll be happy again.

Fr J B

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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>

ADORABLE TERRIER PUPPY SHOOTS 11, SELF

FILM AT 11

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
Fuck the good fight.

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From: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)

>Fuck the good fight.

Best sig line ever.

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From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>

> This vision inspired one of my favorite moments with a girl,
> incidentally; one night, after exhausting sex, she turned to me, her
> mystical hazel eyes looked soulfully into my clear blues and the voice
> owning them whispered, "let's play a game." and suddenly it became vital
> that I either remember "LET'S PLAY A GAME" or that I had to laugh it off
> and not let the PARANOIA get to me.

Yes, and the game was.....?

You don't think I read this stuff for my health do you?

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