From: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
Date: Wed, Jul 28, 2004
>How can you rule an anarchy?
By manipulating everyone in with similar personality
constructs/wants/needs in
small groups, and the rest individually.
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From: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
But you have to learn how to correctly CONSTRUCT A FUCKING SENTENCE first.
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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
Maybe. But NEVER CORRECT AN ANARCHIST'S GRAMMAR. You
will be
listening for three hours why grammar NAZIISM is what
keeps the WHOLE
CORRUPT SYSTEM going. And/or how he has the RIGHT to
construct a
sentence how he wants, ATTICAAAAA!
Come to think of it, just never talk to an anarchist
at all until
they're on the nod.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
"If the barking of a dog disturbs your meditation,
it is simplest to
shoot the dog, and think no more about it."
-Aleister Crowley
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From: "nu-monet v7.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Joe Cosby wrote:
> Come to think of it, just never talk to an
> anarchist at all until they're on the nod.
Is that rule good for all anarchists?
anarcho-communists
socialist-anarchists
narco-anarchists
neo-nazi-anarchists
punk-anarchists
eco-anarchists
fabian-anarchists
etc.
--
"Money can't buy you happiness,
but when you're poor, you can't
buy shit, and nobody will loan
you happiness."
--nu-monet
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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
"nu-monet v7.0"<nothing@succeeds.com>
wrote:
>Is that rule good for all anarchists?
>
>anarcho-communists
>socialist-anarchists
>narco-anarchists
>neo-nazi-anarchists
>punk-anarchists
>eco-anarchists
>fabian-anarchists
>etc.
Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg: Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
"Once you snip my responses to things being posted
to and about me,
then
you have nothing to read."
-John Schnieder II
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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>
Frere Jean Bleu wrote:
> Well Nenslo claims to be king of all anarchists
I don't CLAIM stuff. I AM King of all Anarchists.
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From: König Prüß, GfbAEV <xenuxenu@netzero.net>
...and "The Queen of All Art-Fags"
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From: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
>I used to know an anarcho-feminist who went around
correcting
>EVERYBODY's fucking grammar ALL THE TIME.
Feminism is so retro.
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From: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
Joe Cosby wrote:
>Maybe. But NEVER CORRECT AN ANARCHIST'S GRAMMAR.
You will be
>listening for three hours why grammar NAZIISM is
what keeps the WHOLE
>CORRUPT SYSTEM going. And/or how he has the RIGHT
to construct a
>sentence how he wants, ATTICAAAAA!
"But never correct an anarchist's grammar" is not a sentence.
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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
Maybe.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
False Memories Do Not Exist!
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From: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
Maybe is a PATHETIC word, you sniveling mispelling dog
scum. On the floor and
give me an alphabet!
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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
I said ANARCHIST, not ANAL RETENTIVE.
Not that I want to stop the abuse thing.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
Man made booze, God made poison ivy -- WHO DO YOU TRUST?
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From: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
Did you hear the one about the anal-retentive anarchist?
Me either.
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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
Well nenslo declared himself King of the Anarchists.
I think that is
as close to an anal-retentive anarchist as you can get.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
"NOT ONE RED CENT FOR ENTROPY!"
- ggg
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From: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
>Joe Cosby
>http://joecosby.com/
> "NOT ONE RED CENT FOR ENTROPY!"
>- ggg
Oh Yeah?
British Report Warns Afghanistan Could 'Implode'
Lawmakers Join Karzai's Call for More Troops
By JANE WARDELL, AP
LONDON (July 29) - A British parliamentary committee
called for more troops and
resources to be sent to Afghanistan, warning the country
could "implode" if its
fragile situation is not shored up.
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From: beefjerkyisgood@hotmail.com (Paul Casino)
Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com> wrote:
> nenslo wrote:
> > Extra sucky work there folks. Just telling
you that's all. You all
> > totally suck. And I rule you.
>
> You're one of PSYCHO-USENET-STALKER-FRANKENSTEIN-COMPUTER-ROBOT-GOD-
> MONSTER-Paul "Jason Christy" Casino's
sock puppets, aren't you.
>
> I'M GETTING CLOSER, Paul "Jason "nenslo"
Christy" Casino.
Who the hell is Jason Christy? What the did I miss?
Hope you don't
think that's me, Salina. If I am, then I'm pissed off
now, because I
have to change my driver's liscence, and I don't have
time in the day
for that kind of paperwork, I'm a bussy man, I got things
to do with
'frop and music, none of which invole a certain piece
of shit
"lowrider" rip-off. I swear, if I was deaf,
I'd just carry around a
boombox with that song playing 24/7, and then people
wouldn't feel
that bad for me.
"Aw, he's deaf, how sad."
"Well, yeah, but at least he doesn't have
to listen to THAT shit.
Let's go stick hot things in our ears to stop the torment."
"Already beat you to it."
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From: beefjerkyisgood@hotmail.com (Paul Casino)
> I'M GETTING CLOSER, Paul "Jason "nenslo" Christy" Casino.
Just did some homework on who Jason Christy actually is. Go to hell, Salina.
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From: ridetheory@gmail.com (ignatz topo)
nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com> wrote:
> Extra sucky work there folks. Just telling you
that's all. You all
> totally suck. And I rule you.
You hear that? He is the Goddamn RULER of A SUCKY NEWSGROUP!
He is the KING FRIDAY XIII of A NEIGHBORHOOD OF MAKE-BELIEVE!
Fists on hips, he towers above this UNRULY SPECIAL ED
CLASS like THE
SMARTEST TARD IN THE ROOM!
Truly, he is the KING of ALL TARDS!
iggy
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From: "HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" <SeventhSqueal@SlowOnTheUptake.edu>
"ignatz topo" <ridetheory@gmail.com>
wrote:
> Truly, he is the KING of ALL TARDS!
As one of the tards I think it should be said that for
Me, the king or queen
of the tards would be the most entertaining. You know
the one that got me
from drooling and scratching my head over
2+2= multiple choice answer (b)"cat"
long enough to guffaw like a horse and push my extra
thick glasses back up
with my palm.
Nenslo, although brighter than the rest of us actual
retarded just plain
stupid kids is too autistic to really interact with
and entertain us.
i nominade J'lahn
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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
I'm for that. J'lahn is the anointed one, he really
ought to be the
king of something.
Vote for J'lahn, King of the Tards on alt.slack!
We could make him a crown out of construction paper
and spray paint it
gold with 111 points on it.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
Holy shit!
They're ALL Davy Jones!
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From: König Prüß, GfbAEV <xenuxenu@netzero.net>
ignatz topo wrote:
> Truly, he is the KING of ALL TARDS!
Feh! A matter of little consequence!
I am the King of Prussia,
and Pocket Protector of New Jersey!
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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>
"HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" wrote:
> "nenslo" <nenslo@yahoox.com> wrote:
> > Extra sucky work there folks. Just telling
you that's all. You all
> > totally suck. And I rule you.
>
> Oh, good! Nenslo is here to save us.
Not save, rule.
> Jump in ANY TIME with all of the inciteful, witty,
timely, informative and
> above all slackful posts you've been saving up
for just this kind of
> alt.slack crisis.
>
> Any time.
>
> We're waiting.
>
> alt.slack ruler man.
I did the "inciteful" part already. Did you notice?
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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>
Ad Absurdum wrote:
> > > > And I rule you.
> > >
> > > Oh, good! Nenslo is here to save us.
> >
> > Not save, rule.
>
> At least alt.slack occasionally provides "Basic
Religious Psychology
> in 4 Seconds" courses like this one.
>
> "Too bad" its only the most annoying
people who get anything said
> around here.
Too bad people can read a four word sentence and fail
to comprehend the
meaning of it.
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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>
NeuroManson wrote:
> "nenslo" <nenslo@yahoox.com> wrote:
> > Extra sucky work there folks. Just telling
you that's all. You all
> > totally suck. And I rule you.
>
> Hey Yankee Joe, you pay you five dollah, you get
you sucky sucky long time!
That movie was SO BORING.
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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>
I am THE KING of ALL anarchists, which you'd know if you didn't SUCK.
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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>
"St. Salina Erisdaughter" wrote:
>
> bwahahahahaha!
Exactly.
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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>
Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com> wrote:
>
> > Extra sucky work there folks. Just telling
you that's all. You all
> > totally suck. And I rule you.
>
> And you think YOU are improving the quality of
postings here, Sparky? Stick
> to your quiche' recipes and rule your yard gnomes.
At least they don't
> backtalk you.
No, I think YOU SUCK.
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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>
"Rev. Magdalen" wrote:
> "nenslo" <nenslo@yahoox.com> wrote:
> > Extra sucky work there folks. Just telling
you that's all. You all
> > totally suck. And I rule you.
>
> Nuh UHH!
Don't make me get all whippy on your ass, boy.
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This newsgroup sucks unusually badly just now.
From: goldfingerjaws@aol.comdoofus (KrustyMADfaker)
Date: Thu, Jul 29, 2004
>Subject: Re: This newsgroup sucks unusually badly
just now.
>From: Rev DJ Epoch nunyabiz@noway.com
>Date: 7/28/04 5:15 AM Pacific Daylight Time
>And you think YOU are improving the quality of postings
here, Sparky? Stick
>to your quiche' recipes and rule your yard gnomes.
At least they don't
>backtalk you.
Epoch you are one of the last "nice" subgenius
and i will always consider you
friend but yes I think the quiche' and yard gnomes talk
is helping things
around very much! I'M SORRY EPOCH I HAVE GONE TO FAR
AND I'M NOT COMING BACK
FROM THE NOID VOID.
Rev. KrustyMADfaker.
"I'm not the kind to get worked up over gross material
problems but this
rankles my ass!" -Mr. Natural
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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
AND YOU ARE NOT ALONE!
http://www.flooby.com/fcorigin.htm
NOW, YOU ARE OF THE BRETHREN!
you have to really fucking squint to read the text.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
You have to agree that cars are readily available, and
easy to conceal
in a school's parking lot.
- Fred Ziffel
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From: goldfingerjaws@aol.comdoofus (KrustyMADfaker)
Ha that was great I love it!
Rev.KrustyMADfaker
"I'm not the kind to get worked up over gross material
problems but this
rankles my ass!" -Mr. Natural
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From: "HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" <SeventhSqueal@SlowOnTheUptake.edu>
"KrustyMADfaker" <goldfingerjaws@aol.comdoofus>
wrote:
> >And you think YOU are improving the quality
of postings here, Sparky?
Stick
> >to your quiche' recipes and rule your yard
gnomes. At least they don't
> >backtalk you.
>
> Epoch you are one of the last "nice"
subgenius and i will always consider
you
> friend but yes I think the quiche' and yard gnomes
talk is helping things
> around very much! I'M SORRY EPOCH I HAVE GONE TO
FAR AND I'M NOT COMING
BACK
> FROM THE NOID VOID.
He snapped!
I love the sound of evil hatching in the morning.
This must be what that EST fad was like, only better.
~Salacia
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>
Salacia, remember, when I had my post-partum blues after
7X-Day and the
3 DVDs I'd finished, you said my gripey post was all
Nenslo-like. And I
must admit it felt GOOD. But I don't feel like I could
ever really
measure up to the standards of Nensletic-quality Hate.
I'd have to be
both angry and a lot more swift. It would probably help
if I also
LOOKED like Nenslo.
I haven't seen Nenslo or a picture of him in some time,
so for all I
know he could be a bald-headed fat guy by now. But last
night I got an
Internet copy of Matrix Revolutions (good DVD-to-SVCD
is on
a.b.movies-svcd). At the begining you see that skinny
brown-haired
bearded traitor-guy, who sabotaged the fleet and is
unconscious next to
Neo at the very end shot of the SECOND Matrix movie,
who turns out to
be "possessed" by Agent Smith -- that guy
really looks a lot like
Nenslo, if you haven't seen Nenslo in years and years.
Every now and then there is a serious breach in SubGeniusland,
when the
"nice" SubGenii decide the "mean"
SubGenisues are too mean, and either
vanish in a puff of huff or else migrate to another
forum. The
subgenius yahoo list was a haven for the "nice"
ones, for instance,
whereas alt.slack is obviously the domain of the hard-assed
and
hard-shelled.
The e-list got so nice that I often wondered how that
Dead Corpse guy
in Austin could stand it. (He's "mean.") But
even the e-list wasn't
nice enough for some. At one point there was a short-lived
yahoo group
"subgenius-fluffy-bunnies" or something like
that. Personally I find
the mean stuff generally much funnier. But then I AM
A MOE.
Make mine alt.slack. Sure it sucks, AND almost everybody
is mean, but
IT CAN'T BE MODERATED OR CENSORED! -- YET, one can killfile
at leisure
for one's own comfort! Best of all, it's on USENET --
and nowadays,
with web forums everywhere, MOST HUMANS AND GIMME-BOBS
ARE TOO LAZY TO
EVEN FIGURE OUT *WHAT* ALT.SLACK (or any newsgroup)
*IS*!! -- which has
helped keep out the hoi-eloi and the Great Washed. There's
the drawback
of the intense troll crosspost traffic, but hey. I dunno
about the rest
of ya'll but I usually find a new kook or visionary
more interesting
than, say, a new TV series. (Unless it's Penn and Teller's
"BULLSHIT",
World's Greatest Show.)
Then there are the old kooks and visonaries, which
is why newsreader
programs have kill filters.
So FUCK ALL THAT SHIT!! if all that shit can't take a joke.
--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath
of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB
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From: "HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" <SeventhSqueal@SlowOnTheUptake.edu>
"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>
wrote:
> It would probably help if I also
> LOOKED like Nenslo.
>
> I haven't seen Nenslo or a picture of him in some
time, so for all I
> know he could be a bald-headed fat guy by now.
But last night I got an
> Internet copy of Matrix Revolutions (good DVD-to-SVCD
is on
> a.b.movies-svcd). At the begining you see that
skinny brown-haired
> bearded traitor-guy, who sabotaged the fleet and
is unconscious next to
> Neo at the very end shot of the SECOND Matrix movie,
who turns out to
> be "possessed" by Agent Smith -- that
guy really looks a lot like
> Nenslo, if you haven't seen Nenslo in years and
years.
I wouldn't watch the second or third Matrix movie even
if it means I got to
finally see what Nenslo looks like.
I imagine him looking like the skinny weaselly guy with
the fez in the first
Mummy who becomes the Mummy's gopher. Only wearing a
frilly hemp apron with
the fez. I apologize to Nenslo if my little personal
Ren-type imagination
avatar of him is less attractive than he really is.
> Every now and then there is a serious breach in
SubGeniusland, when the
> "nice" SubGenii decide the "mean"
SubGenisues are too mean, and either
> vanish in a puff of huff or else migrate to another
forum. The
> subgenius yahoo list was a haven for the "nice"
ones, for instance,
> whereas alt.slack is obviously the domain of the
hard-assed and
> hard-shelled.
>
> The e-list got so nice that I often wondered how
that Dead Corpse guy
> in Austin could stand it. (He's "mean.")
But even the e-list wasn't
> nice enough for some.
I miss Huey. He was King of subgenius@yahoogroups.com for the right reasons.
> Make mine alt.slack. Sure it sucks, AND almost
everybody is mean, but
> IT CAN'T BE MODERATED OR CENSORED! -- YET, one
can killfile at leisure
> for one's own comfort!
Recently, I had to unkillfile some for my comfort. This too shall pass.
There's the drawback
> of the intense troll crosspost traffic, but hey.
I dunno about the rest
> of ya'll but I usually find a new kook or visionary
more interesting
> than, say, a new TV series. (Unless it's Penn and
Teller's "BULLSHIT",
> World's Greatest Show.)
WHAT NEW PENN & TELLER SHOW CALLED BULLSHIT! Where
is the slack in not
knowing this exists?! I need to watch more tv.
~Salacia
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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>
"HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" wrote:
> I wouldn't watch the second or third Matrix movie
even if it means I got to
> finally see what Nenslo looks like.
Here is wisdom.
> I imagine him looking like the skinny weaselly
guy with the fez in the first
> Mummy who becomes the Mummy's gopher. Only wearing
a frilly hemp apron with
> the fez. I apologize to Nenslo if my little personal
Ren-type imagination
> avatar of him is less attractive than he really
is.
It is not possible to imagine me less attractive than
I really am.
Every day and in every way I am getting older and uglier.
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From: urpansoph@aol.com (Ur Pansoph)
<< "HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" wrote:
> I wouldn't watch the second or third Matrix movie
even if it means I got to
> finally see what Nenslo looks like.
Here is wisdom. >>
Add six years to this:
http://ssucc.ragnarokr.com/photos/onan/nens01.jpg
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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
I wonder if he's brushed his teeth since then.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
Oh you should never never doubt what nobody is sure
of
- Willy Wonka
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From: "HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" <SeventhSqueal@SlowOnTheUptake.edu>
"Ur Pansoph" <urpansoph@aol.com> wrote:
> Add six years to this:
>
> http://ssucc.ragnarokr.com/photos/onan/nens01.jpg
I wasn't even close. No fez.
--
The above post has been presented for entertainment
purposes only.
Reader's discretion is advised.
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From: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
>But then I AM A MOE.
Haven't heard that in awhile.
I refuse to be a MOE Goddamnit. Or Curly or Larry or
any of the other
transplants.
Oh yeah, yeah, you can't choose. IT's YOUR NATURE.
Mean humor IS funnier. Because THATS the kind of fucked up world we live in.
I'm the one WATCHING all the stooges.
I guess that makes me crabgrass.
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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
Most things that are funny are funny because they're so not funny.
>I'm the one WATCHING all the stooges.
>
>I guess that makes me crabgrass.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
"All's I can say is that I don't want the stupid
CapitolOne card,
I want whatever sort of credit card the Vikings are
using."
Kibo
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From: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
Sure. Piss all over my enjoyment of humor.
It was the LAST SANE THING I HAD!
THANKS A LOT JOE.
OH MY GOD, I"M SCREAMING
There. All better now.
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From: "HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" <SeventhSqueal@SlowOnTheUptake.edu>
"KD et al" <kdetal@aol.com> wrote:
> >But then I AM A MOE.
>
> Haven't heard that in awhile.
>
> I refuse to be a MOE Goddamnit. Or Curly or Larry
or any of the other
> transplants.
> Oh yeah, yeah, you can't choose. IT's YOUR NATURE.
>
> Mean humor IS funnier. Because THATS the kind
of fucked up world we live
in.
I feel like a Groucho. Or the middle aged rich lady in those movies
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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>
It makes you the lady who needs her plumbing repaired,
her carpets
cleaned and her dog shampooed because she is having
a very important
dinner party this evening and everything must be just
right.
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From: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
No, more like the poor relation border living in the
lady's house watching the
carnival unfold. And making mental notes.
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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>
"HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" wrote:
> This must be what that EST fad was like, only better.
EST was not a fad, it was a craze.
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From: Rev DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>
goldfingerjaws@aol.comdoofus (KrustyMADfaker) wrote:
>>And you think YOU are improving the quality
of postings here, Sparky?
>>Stick to your quiche' recipes and rule your
yard gnomes. At least they
>>don't backtalk you.
>
> Epoch you are one of the last "nice"
subgenius and i will always
> consider you friend but yes I think the quiche'
and yard gnomes talk
> is helping things around very much! I'M SORRY EPOCH
I HAVE GONE TO FAR
> AND I'M NOT COMING BACK FROM THE NOID VOID.
I've usually try to be a "nice" subgeemie...
after awhile all the bile and
hatred starts to rub off on ya I guess. TOO MANY OF
THESE WOGS ARE GOING
FROM SUBGENIUS TO DISCORDIAN.
I should pull a Huey and go chase some wimmens and stuff
and just stick the
PC in a closet for a month or two, but if I do that
THEY WIN. So in true
fashion, fuckit. I'm gonna get a Baskin Robins two scoop
rocky road and
then go play with mah dog.
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci
Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site:
http://revdjepoch.COM
"I SYMPATHIZE with some of the people who dislike
us. You can't killfile
a GimmeBob when it's standing right in front of you
trying to act
"SubGenius" but coming off worse than a wiccan
Rocky Horror geek
crossed with a Klingon anime snob that says "fnord"
every third
sentence." - Rev. Ivan Stang
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