Think about football and be sued

From: "Rev. Beergoggles" <spammers_suck@post.replies.please>
Date: Sat, Jan 31, 2004

iDRMRSR did pass the time by typing:
> The NFL is going around suing everybody that even THINKS about the SuperBowl
> this weekend, because that is their intellectual property! And anyone
> caught discussing the game afterwards or beforewards will most certainly be
> prosecuted. That's because accounts of the game are their sole property as
> well.
>
> Only one person may watch the game at a time from a single small screen TV,
> and they may not communicate their feelings during the viewing to anyone
> else without express written permission from the NFL. Use of DVRs or any
> other timeshifting/replay device is expressly forbidden.
>
> Enjoy the game:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/2p3zk

And they did the right thing.

Those places were planning on making bucks
charging people to watch the game when the
NFL says such use must be free to anyone who
wants to watch. The NFL took a chunk out of
the CONs ass.

The office StuporBowel party goes on as planned.
Burgers, beer, brats, beer, chicken, beer, beans,
beer, nachos, beer, and beer.

--
rbg

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com> wrote:
> The NFL is going around suing everybody that even THINKS about the SuperBowl
> this weekend, because that is their intellectual property! And anyone
> caught discussing the game afterwards or beforewards will most certainly be
> prosecuted. That's because accounts of the game are their sole property as
> well.
>
> Only one person may watch the game at a time from a single small screen TV,
> and they may not communicate their feelings during the viewing to anyone
> else without express written permission from the NFL. Use of DVRs or any
> other timeshifting/replay device is expressly forbidden.
>
> Enjoy the game:

LOOK IN YOUR MAILBOX

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

GOOD LORD! THERE'S A DEAD FETUS IN THERE!

Oh wait. That's outgoing.

--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"

--Kino Beman, brand name

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From: Doktor DynaSoar <targeting@OMCL.mil>

"iDRMRSR" <idrmrsr@subgenius.com> wrote:
} The NFL

Who?

} is going around suing everybody that even THINKS about the SuperBowl

The what?

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From: kegwasher <washer_of_kegs@t-online.de>

Doktor DynaSoar wrote:

I think it is a extra-large serving of soup at McDonalds.

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From: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)

No. it that new high tech computer controlled toilet.

unclogable!

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"

Charles E. Montague

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