The ongoing battle

From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Date: Tue, Feb 3, 2004

Tyralak wrote:
>
> "Timothy Jones" <Tjones@compuserve.com> wrote:
> > "Austin Sweevo" <austin@sweevo.cjb.net> wrote:
> >> I can't think of a single way they could stand a chance against the
> >> Empire. And I don't see much debate going on about the subject.
> >> At least not in the form of new posts...
> >>
> >> How goes the battle?
> >
> > Star Trek wins always.
> >
> Agreed, Timmy.

But specifically, like if Spock fought Yoda, who would win. I think
if it was just the muppet yoda Spock would spock the hell out of him
right off, but if it was the cgi yoda Spock would have to use one of
those axe things. I think even that bald chick from that Startreck
movie could whip up on any of those hairdo princesses. I'd like to
see the horta and the mugato fight r2d2 and Chewbaccca. R2d2 would be
all like SQUEAK PEEEP! and the horta would just melt him in one
second, and the mugato would stick his horn right in Chewbacca's gut
and rip his bowels out and then jump on them and Chewbacca would be
going MWOOORF!!! and puke blood out of his mouth. And any Star trek
ship except a shuttle could blow the crap out of any of those
fighters. Han Solo would be down in his dome aiming his machine guns
and going kachunka kachunka and the Enterprise would just shoot a beam
or something on him and BLAMMO! Goodbye mister black vest. And
they'd be all like "oh we can put 8 thousand robots on screen at once"
and Kirk would just go "Big freaking deal" and shoot a photon torpedo
at them and fry them AND the flappy eared underwater freaks and their
dopey energy balls STRAIGHT TO HELL. And then they'd start aiming
their death star at them and the berserker would just come eat it up
like a party mint and say "Build me some more them thangs Mister
Vader! HAW HAW HAW!!!" and throw a tholian web at their sorry a**es.

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From: Tyralak <Tyralak@SecureUndisclosedLocation.com>

You're a pretty funny Troll. A lot better than we usually get. I don't
think I've seen you around here before.

--
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
the hands acquire shakes, the shakes serve as a warning.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Tyralak,
Supreme Commander Of The Imperial Romulan Warbird, Psionax

Official ASVS Token Trekkie

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

And please note that I am staying on topic.
Star Trek vs. Star Wars.

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From: Tyralak <Tyralak@SecureUndisclosedLocation.com>

Absolutly. On-topic Trolling takes real talen. Hats off to you, my
friend.

Tyralak,
Supreme Commander Of The Imperial Romulan Warbird, Psionax

Official ASVS Token Trekkie

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