I miss Profanity

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>
Date: Tue, Mar 23, 2004

Kicker of elves <kickr_uv_elves@hotmail.com> wrote:
> I miss it. It was an artform up Norte. Swear in public around this part of
> the world and it's like you whipped out yer pecker. You can beat your wife
> and dog, drive like a fool with a huge confederate flag on your truck and
> park in handicapped spots and fire lanes, but don't you say "goddammit".
>
> Fucking humans.

I take it from the confederate flag reference that you're generalizing
sweepingly about the Southern U.S.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

I don't miss it; I give freely. We've been good buds for a long time.
If you treat it properly, it will stand by you and you won't have to
miss it at all.
Besides, Profanity isn't a singular entity; it can be broad and
colorful, like Tallulah Bankhead. Just walk into any church or PTA
meeting, yell "SPATCHCOCK!" and watch 'em fall over like dominoes. One
good spatchcock is worth a hundred angrily muttered instances of
"Shit!" Feel free to experiment. Achievement is only a good lungful of
air and a throbbing temple away!

HellPope Huey
I was an alien crossdresser for SETI, the FBI, the DAR
and the Harvey Firestein High-Kick Revue

"You're an inspiration to inbred morons everywhere."
- "King of the Hill"

Seeing a murder on television...
can help work off one's antagonisms.
And if you haven't any antagonisms,
the commercials will give you some.
- Alfred Hitchcock

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From: "Kicker of elves" <kickr_uv_elves@hotmail.com>

Was: Buffalo, NY - Is: S. Carolina, or "The Shire"

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From: wbarwell <wbarwell@munnnged.mylinuxisp.com>

Kicker of elves wrote:
> Was: Buffalo, NY - Is: S. Carolina, or "The Shire"

The Sty.

--
"I was not prepared to shoot my eardrum out with a shotgun
in order to get a deferment. Nor was I willing to go to
Canada. So I chose to better myself and learn to fly airplanes."
- George W. Bush May 1984 to the Houston Chronicle

Cheerful Charlie

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From: wbarwell <wbarwell@munnnged.mylinuxisp.com>

Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:

> Kicker of elves <kickr_uv_elves@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> I miss it. It was an artform up Norte. Swear in public around this part
>> of the world and it's like you whipped out yer pecker. You can beat your
>> wife and dog, drive like a fool with a huge confederate flag on your
>> truck and park in handicapped spots and fire lanes, but don't you say
>> "goddammit".
>>
>> Fucking humans.
>
> I take it from the confederate flag reference that you're generalizing
> sweepingly about the Southern U.S.

I just realized, its been a coon's age since I have seen a Confederate
flag on a car or truck around here.

But Houston's a city with large minority populations so maybe its because
it would not fun to come out of a bar or grocery store and have to put
your burning pickup truck out.

Cheerful Charlie

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

"Alliekatt" <alleykatzen@hotmail.com> wrote:
> And if I bought him a Dobbshead T-shirt, the man would wear it with pride.
> Because of the pipe. He smokes one. And in the pictures of him in 1955, he
> looks exactly like "Bob". He would think I got it for him, because it _is_
> him.

This is an example of one of the finer and more hilarious bits of
Sub-kismet I have ever seen. Granpappy would think the Dobbshead was
him, because as a result of his persistence, his dedication, his pipe
and his ALMIGHTY CUSSIN'... he sort of IS.
What WOULD Dobbs do? Persist, keep the faith, smoke furiously and
CUSS UNTIL PEOPLE'S HATS SPIN AROUND. Ayuh.
You should arrange for the deranged, sainted old bastard to come to
an X-Day so that we may exalt him in the manner which he so richly
deserves. Bet you even money he'd love the HELL out of it. Besides, at
his age, he'd probably get an extra manly giggle out of all the tits.
I hope he lives long enough to help you depurify your offspring as
only a worldly grandparent can. PRAISE GRANDPAPPY!

HellPope Huey
I was an alien crossdresser for SETI, the FBI, the DAR
and the Harvey Firestein High-Kick Revue

"You're an inspiration to inbred morons everywhere."
- "King of the Hill"

Seeing a murder on television...
can help work off one's antagonisms.
And if you haven't any antagonisms,
the commercials will give you some.
- Alfred Hitchcock

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