Plonk etiquette

From: the_cacc@hotmail.com (trouble)
Date: Tue, Jan 27, 2004

I believe I have been plonked for the first time. What is the correct
etiquette after this event?

Is it:
(a) Say loads of bad stuff about the person because LA LA LA THEY
CAN'T HEAR ME
(b) Change my errant ways
(c) Chalk up a victory?

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From: "Rev. Beergoggles" <spammers_suck@post.replies.please>

d) MOO!

or was that wank off, then MOO!

I forget.

--
rbg

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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

trouble wrote:
> I believe I have been plonked for the first time.
> What is the correct etiquette after this event?

You can tell them that you love them, but remember,
no kissing. You know where that tongue has been.

Also, it's prolly best to break it off with them.
I mean, can you respect someone after they've
**PLONKED** your anus?

--
"President Bush is a patriot
and a good Christian."
-- Hellpope Huey

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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

trouble wrote:
> I believe I have been plonked for the first time. What is the correct
> etiquette after this event?
>
> Is it:
> (a) Say loads of bad stuff about the person because LA LA LA THEY
> CAN'T HEAR ME
> (b) Change my errant ways
> (c) Chalk up a victory?

(d) *PLONK*

--
"Please God, help me cleanse the computer of viruses and evil photographs
that disturb and ruin my work ..., so that I shall be able to cleanse
myself." -- Rabbi Shlomo Eliahu

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

ALSO SPRACH trouble:
>I believe I have been plonked for the first time. What is the correct
>etiquette after this event?
>
>Is it:
>(a) Say loads of bad stuff about the person because LA LA LA THEY
>CAN'T HEAR ME

(a) then wait three and a half minutes for the person who PLONKed you
to reply.

>(b) Change my errant ways
>(c) Chalk up a victory?

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

I find that I get a meaningful response when I refer to christians as
"lion food".

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