Nenslo brings alt.slack to a new nadir!

From: idrmrsr <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Date: Mon, Aug 11, 2003

Sigh, I logged on tonight after only about 8 hours off, and there were
376 posts. About a third from some cat with a pretty big shoe size,
another third from someone whose color is that of a plum, and another
third real SubG's bitching about and taunting the first two. Pretty
standard stuff for a Sunday on this NG, actually quite productive in
number. The usual bottom feeding crap.

Then, out of nowhere NENSLO appears. And what does NENSLO do to plunge
this NG into the murkey depths? HE FUCKING POSTS A URL!

Not that I'm complaining, though. Saves me a lot of time browsing,
actually. And you know, GOOGLE doesn't always turn up the same search
list when I search for things like shaved pussy, autofellatio,
bestiality, lemurs, and so on (like Pete Townsend, I'm conducting a
research project, you know).

But for the master of netiquette to stoop so low...I'm inclined to look
my eyes away at what a sludge pit we've got here. Shocking. Is there
no decency?

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

When I left for Akron, alt.slack was a real mess, with the two real
crazies posting furiously in revenge for being ignored and insulted.

I decided I'd had enough; it was getting unreadable.

So, in my newsreader prog, Thoth (Macintosh), under News/New Filter, I
pulled down "Kill This Author," twice. Once while Troll 1 was selected,
and once while Troll 2 was selected.

Then I went to Akron and had me a big old time at the DEVOtional, which
was fantabulousness. When I turned on Thoth this morning, why, it was
as if a wonderful ocean breeze had come in over the weekend, and swept
away all stinkness and Pinkness.

Nothing diappeared... except for purple and Meow. But boy howdy, what
an improved read this ng is.

Most of you are probably amazed that I didn't do that already, but I
do, after all, collect kooks. As long as they have something new to
offer. The desperation however had ceased to be amusing and is now just
sad and unpleasant to behold.

Henceforth the only clue to their presences will be the sarcastic
responses from detractors. The experienced detractors are obviously as
tired of these guys as I am, so I'm expecting to see very little about
them... except by way of the relative newbies, who are still having
trouble accepting the fact that these two really are truly THAT
damaged, and not just deliberately being pricks.

No kidding, though, kill filters really work. You have to be smart
about it. Don't make it too specific or you'll still see the drunk
whenever he changes free accounts. Just filter for anything from "MEOW"
and it'll be as if you've emptied the cat box after months of shit
building up.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: zosodada@aol.com (Zosodada)

<< the fact that these two really are truly THAT
damaged, and not just deliberately being pricks. >>

. . . not to say that they couldn't be damaged AND
are deliberately being pricks, eh?

Attn.: SubPenis Hecklers
Yah, uh, kik 'um inna nutz. Haw! Haw!

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From: Wbarwell <Wbarwell@munnged.mylinuxisp.com>

Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> idrmrsr <idrmrsr@subgenius.com> wrote:
> Nothing diappeared... except for purple and Meow. But boy howdy, what
> an improved read this ng is.
>
> Most of you are probably amazed that I didn't do that already, but I
> do, after all, collect kooks. As long as they have something new to
> offer. The desperation however had ceased to be amusing and is now just
> sad and unpleasant to behold.

There is a big difference between a kook
and a tiresome fool.

Was it Pope David Meyer who said, "If you don't have
a sense of humor, don't try to be funny"?

When I shake my killfile, I can hear them buzzing!

Cheerful Charlie

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From: "Rev. ErRoR" <error@priest.com>

idrmrsr <idrmrsr@subgenius.com> wrote:
> Sigh, I logged on tonight after only about 8 hours off, and there were
> 376 posts. About a third from some cat with a pretty big shoe size,
> another third from someone whose color is that of a plum, and another
> third real SubG's bitching about and taunting the first two. Pretty
> standard stuff for a Sunday on this NG, actually quite productive in
> number. The usual bottom feeding crap.

Appy-Polly-Loggies

I'm usually quite well behaved but I'm going on holiday at the end of
the week and I'm sorry but I can't help but play bash the fuckwitt and
vent the spleen.

Once I've returned well rested I shall kill them all I'm sure they half
enjoy the bashing anyways.

Generally I don't kill file anyone and just ignore them but they are
getting REALLY DESPERATE. I realise that this is in part due to them
having sand in the vaseline so....

As a consession to you "real" people out there I have created a new
personality the same as before but with "kill@kill.com" as the email
address so please kill him (If you haven't killed me already).
I'm like a teenager at the 'mo It's just a phase which will soon pass
but I'm afraid it hasn't passed yet.
After that though the next phase shall be one of mellow fruitfullness

Yours prostrated at the altar of sodomy

Rev Err.

--
Rev. ErRoR
Parish of Smite-on-the-Heath

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

Rev. ErRoR <error@priest.com> wrote:

> Appy-Polly-Loggies
>
> I'm usually quite well behaved but I'm going on holiday at the end of
> the week and I'm sorry but I can't help but play bash the fuckwitt and
> vent the spleen.

I know exactly what you mean; I've been guilty of it myself lately. I
have to admit that I deliberately set Dean off this last time, by
addressing him directly myself TWICE. I knew he'd spent the next
several days glued to alt.slack, but I was just feeling pissy that day.
I guess I wasn't taking into account the fact that everything he'd post
would then be duplicated and commented upon by his little shadow, Meow.
And then he'd have to respond to THAT. And so on in a drunks' circle
jerk that has finally grossed me out but good.

> Once I've returned well rested I shall kill them all I'm sure they half
> enjoy the bashing anyways.

I promise you that they eat it up. They LOVE it. It's pretty much all
they have to live for. You can tell by the frequency of their posts
that it's the main part of their day. Like a dog that has been beaten
its whole life -- it provokes and expects the beatings because that's
the only attention it's ever gotten.

> Generally I don't kill file anyone and just ignore them but they are
> getting REALLY DESPERATE. I realise that this is in part due to them
> having sand in the vaseline so....

Yes, it has gotten to the point where it actually makes the rest of the
ng harder to read, esp. to people still using browsers instead of
newsreaders. As much as the morbid side of me enjoys watching fuckwads
unravel, the sheer volume of hostile posts from those two has gotten to
the point that it's physically interfering with the way the NG works.

> As a consession to you "real" people out there I have created a new
> personality the same as before but with "kill@kill.com" as the email
> address so please kill him (If you haven't killed me already).

When you try to bash a certain type of kook, you're actually just
feeding their particular brand of kookism. "I will know I am right by
the fact that they will uniformly consider me a silly pest." Which
makes it frustrating for the would-be basher, no matter his skills.

Let's face it, though. Most of us, when we kook-bash, aren't doing it
to teach the kook a lesson or even drive it away; we're doing it to
entertain our fellow kook-watchers, kook-bashers, and kookologists.
Especially the more kooky ones, who can APPRECIATE the whole thing that
much more. And you can take that from me. (It takes one to know one.)

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From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

"alt.slack: They're mean because they're good at it"

Which, ironically, I think came from "guerdjieff", who is at least 3/4
a kook himself.

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

I always find it fundamentally amusing when I hear complaints about
things which drag down the "quality" of alt.slack. I mean, the Church
WAS basically founded on the practice of clopping people in the head
with large bags of wet stuff. The only friction arises from those who
let it rot for so long, the stench overrides the physical pleasure of
the blow itself. If the recipient passes out from the odor before they
hit the ground from the BLOW, well where's the fun in THAT? If they
don't lie there and kick convulsively like a big roach for a while
after they land, why, I feel so CHEATED. They just ain't makin' rubes
like they used to.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Dahling, do you know where I found a TOOTH this morning?

"Don't you think everybody deserves a chance at redemption?"
"No. Not anymore."
- Michael Straczynski, "Rising Stars"

"But its so beautiful!"
"So's a peacock, but you don't eat it until its cooked."
- "Futurama"

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