Lemon Pie

From: mike@glatter.com (Rev. Sternodox)
Date: Wed, Jul 16, 2003

It is at times difficult to fathom the relentless fecalality of those DUMB
FUCK alt.slack fucks that inhabit that realm of unfathomable
DUMBFUCKEDNESS known as alt.slack. I'm sorry ... did I just stumble across
your severed WANG you stupid motherfucker? If you don't KILL YOURSELVES
immediately, I'll serve that self-same wang to your fucking SUNDAY SCHOOL
TEACHER with sulfuric acid/yak sperm BBQ sauce EVERY FUCKING DAY until
your Kozmic Karma Shitstorm Apples begin to exude their infestations of
AMAZON PUSSY CANDIRIA directly into your fucking URETHRAS, you stupid
fucking alt.slack ASSHOLES.

- Sterno

P.S. How do you get the merengue to "pile up" ... mine seems to go flat. I
want that five inch pile, man. You know where I'm comin' from? If not ...
FUCK OFF and KILL YOURSELF!

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From: "nikolai kingsley" <nikolai@broadway.net.au>

> P.S. How do you get the merengue to "pile up" ... mine seems to go flat. I
> want that five inch pile, man. You know where I'm comin' from?

one word: centrifuge.

nikolai
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i hope you appreciate this. it took over five minutes to type in correctly.

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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Rev. Sternodox wrote:
> It is at times difficult to fathom the
> relentless fecalality of those DUMB
> FUCK alt.slack fucks that inhabit that
> realm of unfathomable DUMBFUCKEDNESS known
> as alt.slack. I'm sorry ... did I just
> stumble across your severed WANG you stupid
> motherfucker? If you don't KILL YOURSELVES
> immediately, I'll serve that self-same wang
> to your fucking SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER with
> sulfuric acid/yak sperm BBQ sauce EVERY
> FUCKING DAY until your Kozmic Karma Shitstorm
> Apples begin to exude their infestations of
> AMAZON PUSSY CANDIRIA directly into your
> fucking URETHRAS, you stupid fucking alt.slack
> ASSHOLES.
>
> - Sterno
>
> P.S. How do you get the merengue to "pile up"
> ... mine seems to go flat. I want that five
> inch pile, man. You know where I'm comin' from?
> If not ... FUCK OFF and KILL YOURSELF!

Well, FUCK FUCKITY WANG FUCKING FUCK FUCK! Long
time no see!

The best bet with merengue is to both make sure
your ingredients are exact, especially the cream
of tartar, and that there is absolutely no oil
or grease. Then the rule is "the finer the
bubbles, the taller the merengue."

Beat the hell out of the bitch.

--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"

--Kino Beman, brand name

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From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>

<snip>

And use a copper pan. No plastic!

John Starrett

"It does not require a majority to prevail,
but rather an irate, tireless minority keen
to set brush fires in people's minds."

Samuel Adams

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From: Wbarwell <Wbarwell@munnged.mylinuxisp.com>

If you can, use a wire whisk type attachment
with your egg beater, not the flat metal style mixers
It takes a big longer to get it going but does a superior job.

Cheerful Charlie

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From: purple <purple@tellurian.com>

"Rev. Sternodox" wrote:
> It is at times difficult to fathom the relentless fecalality of those DUMB
> FUCK alt.slack fucks that inhabit that realm of unfathomable
> DUMBFUCKEDNESS known as alt.slack. I'm sorry ... did I just stumble across
> your severed WANG you stupid motherfucker? If you don't KILL YOURSELVES
> immediately, I'll serve that self-same wang to your fucking SUNDAY SCHOOL
> TEACHER with sulfuric acid/yak sperm BBQ sauce EVERY FUCKING DAY until
> your Kozmic Karma Shitstorm Apples begin to exude their infestations of
> AMAZON PUSSY CANDIRIA directly into your fucking URETHRAS, you stupid
> fucking alt.slack ASSHOLES.
>
> - Sterno
>
> P.S. How do you get the merengue to "pile up" ... mine seems to go flat. I
> want that five inch pile, man. You know where I'm comin' from? If not ...
> FUCK OFF and KILL YOURSELF!

You have no guts. You hide out in your bunker/milieu like Stang. I dare you
to enter my huge zone.

Bob Dobbs

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From: "Ellis Dee" <fxtrt22@yahoo.com>

"purple" <purple@tellurian.com> wrote in message >
>I dare you to enter my huge zone.
>
Bring along one of these:
http://www.sklarcorp.com/products/rectal/sawyer.htm

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From: purple <purple@tellurian.com>

Not big enough.

Bob Dobbs

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From: Wbarwell <Wbarwell@munnged.mylinuxisp.com>

Rev. Sternodox wrote:
> It is at times difficult to fathom the relentless fecalality of those DUMB
> FUCK alt.slack fucks that inhabit that realm of unfathomable
> DUMBFUCKEDNESS known as alt.slack. I'm sorry ... did I just stumble across
> your severed WANG you stupid motherfucker? If you don't KILL YOURSELVES
> immediately, I'll serve that self-same wang to your fucking SUNDAY SCHOOL
> TEACHER with sulfuric acid/yak sperm BBQ sauce EVERY FUCKING DAY until
> your Kozmic Karma Shitstorm Apples begin to exude their infestations of
> AMAZON PUSSY CANDIRIA directly into your fucking URETHRAS, you stupid
> fucking alt.slack ASSHOLES.
>
> - Sterno
>
> P.S. How do you get the merengue to "pile up" ... mine seems to go flat. I
> want that five inch pile, man. You know where I'm comin' from? If not ...
> FUCK OFF and KILL YOURSELF!

Doing it right means ya gotta use a copper mixing bowl to whip the meringue.
I note the grocery store/cafeteria style meringues cheat and use marshmallow
to help stabilize the meringue.
And when using cream of tartar, more is not better.

Cheerful Charlie

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From: "Blackout" <blackout@sususaywhatsubgenius.com>

"Rev. Sternodox" wrote
> It is at times difficult to fathom the relentless fecalality of those DUMB
> FUCK alt.slack fucks that inhabit that realm of unfathomable
> DUMBFUCKEDNESS known as alt.slack. I'm sorry ... did I just stumble across
> your severed WANG you stupid motherfucker? If you don't KILL YOURSELVES
> immediately, I'll serve that self-same wang to your fucking SUNDAY SCHOOL
> TEACHER with sulfuric acid/yak sperm BBQ sauce EVERY FUCKING DAY until
> your Kozmic Karma Shitstorm Apples begin to exude their infestations of
> AMAZON PUSSY CANDIRIA directly into your fucking URETHRAS, you stupid
> fucking alt.slack ASSHOLES.
>
> - Sterno
>
> P.S. How do you get the merengue to "pile up" ... mine seems to go flat. I
> want that five inch pile, man. You know where I'm comin' from? If not ...
> FUCK OFF and KILL YOURSELF!

WHO LET GRANDPA OUT OF THE CRAB TRAP?

p.s. if you want hot meringue action check out them african frog back from
the dead after it rains froth fucking videos, it will pump your nards

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

purple <purple@tellurian.com> wrote:
> "Rev. Sternodox" wrote:
>
> > It is at times difficult to fathom the relentless fecalality of those DUMB
> > FUCK alt.slack fucks that inhabit that realm of unfathomable
> > DUMBFUCKEDNESS known as alt.slack. I'm sorry ... did I just stumble across
> > your severed WANG you stupid motherfucker? If you don't KILL YOURSELVES
> > immediately, I'll serve that self-same wang to your fucking SUNDAY SCHOOL
> > TEACHER with sulfuric acid/yak sperm BBQ sauce EVERY FUCKING DAY until
> > your Kozmic Karma Shitstorm Apples begin to exude their infestations of
> > AMAZON PUSSY CANDIRIA directly into your fucking URETHRAS, you stupid
> > fucking alt.slack ASSHOLES.
> >
> > - Sterno
> >
> > P.S. How do you get the merengue to "pile up" ... mine seems to go flat. I
> > want that five inch pile, man. You know where I'm comin' from? If not ...
> > FUCK OFF and KILL YOURSELF!
>
> You have no guts. You hide out in your bunker/milieu like Stang. I dare you
> to enter my huge zone.
>
>
> Bob Dean

Suddenly he seems very touchy, doesn't he. Assumed Sterno was singling
him out.

About your huge zone, Dean -- is it like your huge loft, or is it even
huger than that? Is your zone, like, HUMONGOUSLY huge, or just, well,
kinda-sorta huge?

Is it huge because you get "really real," but Sterno and I are, like,
strictly "fake-real"? Is that why we have to live in these poor little
micro-zones where there are no unicorns? Does your zone have unicorns?
I always wanted to see a unicorn.

Oh, I'm sorry, was I belittling the hugeness of your zone,
inadvertently, in the titanic voidfull vastnesses of my ignorance?
Pardon me. Guess I've been chewing too much fatback lately.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

There is a huge zone between his ears.

And I wouldn't enter it either.

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From: purple <purple@tellurian.com>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
> Suddenly he seems very touchy, doesn't he. Assumed Sterno was singling
> him out.

Yeah, "Dean"'s cute that way.

> About your huge zone, Dean -- is it like your huge loft, or is it even
> huger than that? Is your zone, like, HUMONGOUSLY huge, or just, well,
> kinda-sorta huge?

I don't think he hears you.

> Is it huge because you get "really real," but Sterno and I are, like,
> strictly "fake-real"? Is that why we have to live in these poor little
> micro-zones where there are no unicorns?

Right on! Accurate statement.

> Does your zone have unicorns?
> I always wanted to see a unicorn.

I don't know about "Dean"'s, but mine sure does.

> Oh, I'm sorry, was I belittling the hugeness of your zone,
> inadvertently, in the titanic voidfull vastnesses of my ignorance?
> Pardon me. Guess I've been chewing too much fatback lately.

Yup, you project real good. Newfeld (not the guy you talked to in '92, he's done
a little maturing in the last 11 years) will love this stuff.

Bob Dobbs

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From: purple <purple@tellurian.com>

ICEKNIFE wrote:
> "Rev. Sternodox" <mike@glatter.com> wrote:
> > It is at times difficult to fathom the relentless fecalality of
> those DUMB
> > FUCK alt.slack fucks that inhabit that realm of unfathomable
> > DUMBFUCKEDNESS known as alt.slack. I'm sorry ... did I just stumble
> across
> > your severed WANG you stupid motherfucker? If you don't KILL
> YOURSELVES
> > immediately, I'll serve that self-same wang to your fucking SUNDAY
> SCHOOL
> > TEACHER with sulfuric acid/yak sperm BBQ sauce EVERY FUCKING DAY
> until
> > your Kozmic Karma Shitstorm Apples begin to exude their infestations
> of
> > AMAZON PUSSY CANDIRIA directly into your fucking URETHRAS, you
> stupid
> > fucking alt.slack ASSHOLES.
> >
> > - Sterno
> >
> > P.S. How do you get the merengue to "pile up" ... mine seems to go
> flat. I
> > want that five inch pile, man. You know where I'm comin' from? If
> not ...
> > FUCK OFF and KILL YOURSELF!
>
> huh.
>
> heard you died, got corpsefucked, came back to life, got corpsefucked
> again by accident, and join forces with Mary Kay Cosmetics. Which is
> good, because you really needed a makeover.
>
> ok, so, you pour the egg whites in a dwarf, use a funnel and turkey
> baster if needed, then grab the little fucker's ankles and slam him up
> and down against the ground, like he was a club. Y'know, like Bam-Bam
> Rubble from the Flintstone. When the dwarf is soft enough to split
> open on impact, all the well beaten merengue comes gushing forth. At
> least, we *think* it was merengue.

C'mon, that's overdoing it a little.

Bob Dobbs

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From: "Blackout" <blackout@sususaywhatsubgenius.com>

"bob dean"

desperate for attention, as usual.

mrs. buttface must be really tight with the pleasure tubes judging by all
the time you spend here trying to get stang to notice you.

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