Just so you know...

From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>
Date: Wed, Jul 7, 2004

My turds are my children, and I send them off to fend for themselves.

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From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>

nenslo wrote:
> My turds are my children, and I send them off to fend for themselves.

I kidnap your turd children and force them to make shoes.

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From: goldfingerjaws@aol.comdoofus (KrustyMADfaker)

>My turds are my children, and I send them off to fend for themselves.

When you get old and limp they come home to take care of you. They will be big
and grown up then.

Rev. KrustyMADfaker.
"I'm not the kind to get worked up over gross material problems but this
rankles my ass!" -Mr. Natural

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From: Michael Playle <michael@antlimited.com>

nenslo wrote:
> My turds are my children, and I send them off to fend for themselves.

*ring ring*
*ring ring*

"Hello?"

"Is this Mr. Nenslo?"

"Speaking."

"This is the Police. We've got one of your turds down here - it got a
bit drunk and started breaking windows. Can you come down to the
station and pick it up?"

"SHUT UP"

*click*

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

I used to tell my son that my turds were his little brown brothers. I
hope that didn't mess him up too much.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: krisweir@aol.com (Kris Weir)

"My turds are my children, and I send them off to fend for themselves."

nenslo.

.sig!

- a bit less painful than than normal childbirth too. And less smelly than
real sproggies -

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