I MISS NENSLO

From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: Thu, Sep 25, 2003

...because I keep using shells of too small a calibre. But I'll get
'im! I'LL GET HIM!!

HellPope Huey
"May I help you?" sure beats
"HellPope Huey International,
whaddaya want, ya sonuvabitch?!"

"Eternity is not something that begins after you are dead.
Its going on all the time. We are in it now."
- Charlotte P. Gilman

"Welcome, friends! How may we pervert you?"
- "Futurama"

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From: El Queso <""the_cheese_23\"@(nospam)yahoo.com>

You are Stimpy to his Ren sometimes, you sick monkey.

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

I see it as more of an Iron Man/Mandarin thing. I am more enamored of
and somewhat more facile at the use of shiny tech-objects, but he
bears the magic rings and has the power of empirical mysticism on his
side. He's smarter'n me & has retained 90+% of what he ever learned,
but I am funnier and can play the Mister Rogers theme on the pipe
organ. We are less like Ren & Stimpy and BOTH more like Mr. Horse,
coming to the door with a big gun when YOU little jackoffs come to the
door trying to sell us nipples. I am not a sick monkey, I am a
HellPope. $5, please.

HellPope Huey
I ain't got my head up m'butt yet,
but as you can see, I'm PUSHIN' REAL HARD

Company, villainous company,
hath been the spoil of me.
- William Shakespeare

You have personal habits that would make a monkey blush!
- "Red Dwarf"

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

I see it as more of a Quilp/Little Nell thing.

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

I'd be really honored if you'd let me collect some of that pee that
just ran down your own leg.

HellPope Huey
Hibby bibby plep-plop hau fau hubba-dubba

"Forgiveness encourages your enemies
to sucker punch you again tomorrow."
- John Trubee

"I'm sweatin' like a Catholic priest at a Little League game."
- Nick DiPaolo

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

That's not pee. A cyst burst.

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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

HellPopeHuey wrote:
> ...because I keep using shells of too small a calibre. But I'll get
> 'im! I'LL GET HIM!!

Yuh gotta use chain shot. Load up a bunch of shotgun shells with
about three feet of bath tub chain, each. Can't miss um then.

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From: Wbarwell <Wbarwell@munnged.mylinuxisp.com>

HellPopeHuey wrote:
> ...because I keep using shells of too small a calibre. But I'll get
> 'im! I'LL GET HIM!!

Try using a scope and abit the area withscent. Eaue d' Ewe should work.

--
Cheerful Charlie

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From: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)

A pump action shot gun with 00 buckshot might slow him down, make him easier to
finish off.

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com> wrote:
> HellPopeHuey wrote:
> > > > I'd be really honored if you'd let me collect some of that pee that
> > just ran down your own leg.
> > >
> That's not pee. A cyst burst.

So much the better. Its a stronger sample for the cloning. This world
is crying out for a wave of Nenslos, so we need the first batch to
come out cleanly. We wouldn't want a bunch of malformed Nenslos
staggering around with BOXES on their heads like Janor. Plus we can
add to the Church coffers by selling the remainder in popsicles at
X-Day. Bobbies would pay top dollar to suck on essence of Nenslo. Ye
gods, where did that come from? I wish I could say it was my pills
talking, but they're not strong enough to hold up under so much raw
blame. No, its just ME.

Gotta drop down, spin around, pop a cyst o' Nenslo!

HellPope Huey
Beautiful Dreamer, come right on me

"If I die and don't go to Heaven, I'm gonna be so PISSED!"
- "Everwood"

"Hey, I got a promotion! I'm the Angel of Death!"
- "The Drew Carey Show"

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