I AGREE WITH NENSLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Sternodox <killme@killme.com>
Date: Fri, Jul 30, 2004

Not only does everyone on alt.slack SUCK, but everyone EVERYWHERE
(except who I say doesn't) sucks majorly, but ESPECIALLY the fucking
dumbass shitfucks who fuck the shit of all the other shitfucks who's
shit they had previously fucked but may have forgotten about in the
interim while fucking the shit of the fucking shitfuck alt.slack
fuckshits whose shit they fucked before they started fucking the shit
of the OTHER shit they'd previously considered fucking but were too
fucking lazy to fuck. Indeed, the shit fucked by the shitfuckers on
alt.slack would amount to a NOTHING had it not actually BEEN fucked by
the fucking fuckshits here on the most rampantly shitfuck imbued
newsgroup on Earth (aside from sci.polymers) and I will personally SHIT
on each and every shitfucking fuckshit who fucks the shit of every last
shitfucker on this newsgroup.

Now, then. Say each alt.slack shitfucker fucked the shit of every other
alt.slack shitfucker SIMULTANEOUSLY. Wouldn't that create a paroxysm of
shit-fucking such that the shit being fucked would actually BECOME the
fuck itself, if only for a brief moment in time? I'm talking
NANO-trilla-seconds. Therefore, the shit being fucked by all the
fucking alt.slack shitfuckers COULD NOT BE FUCKED for that unimaginably
small amount of time. THAT'S why *I* am personally volunteering to shit
on each and every one of the fucking shitfuckers here on alt.slack.
After which I will castrate you, fry your genitals in sulfuric acid and
BBQ sauce, feed it to your OWN DICKS (or pussies, as the case may
warrant) until your reproductive organs are swollen to the size of
MEDICINE BALLS, whereupon I will fucking slowly insert dull Samarai
swords that were previously soaked in EBOLA SPUNK BUCKETS for eighty
thousand hundred giga-epochs, thus causing UTTERLY DESERVED suffering
on YOUR parts, you fucking stupid, dumbass, DEAD POPE RECTUM MUNCHING
shitfuckers who ENDLESSLY fuck the shit resulting from the actual
FUCKING of the shit.

And then eating it.

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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>

sproink?

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/

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From: Cardinal Vertigo <vertigo@alexandria.cc>

I've missed Sterno.

--
"If fascism comes to America it would be on a program of Americanism."
- Huey P. Long

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From: asscoassc@aol.com (AssCo Assc)

I'm sure a lots of the shitfux will take you up
on this offer. I'm sure at least one of their wives
will also be intrigued enough to set aside some
shitfucking rendevous time with you after reading
this. I can see it now:

-- Oh, my charming hubby, Rev. Hunnynuts! Have
you read Sternodox's latest missive on alt.slack?
He promises to "personally SHIT
on each and every shitfucking fuckshit who fucks
the shit of every last shitfucker on alt.slack" !
Isn't that delightful? He goes on to vow castrating and
frying the genitals of every alt.slacker in sulfuric
acid and barbecue sauce. Why, I think he's so
absolutely fascinating! He wants to feed me my own
vagina intra-vaginally until my cervix is the size of
a medicine ball! I think I'm getting moist! I know we
have a mostly-monogamous relationship but I think
I need to take some personal time away so that I may
take Sternodox up on this generous offer. My nipples
are so hard!

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

Sternodox <killme@killme.com> wrote:
> Now, then. Say each alt.slack shitfucker fucked the shit of every other
> alt.slack shitfucker SIMULTANEOUSLY. Wouldn't that create a paroxysm of
> shit-fucking such that the shit being fucked would actually BECOME the
> fuck itself, if only for a brief moment in time?

To... to actually BECOME the fuck...

But... there YET REMAINS the ETERNAL PARADOX -- one must first "BECOME"
the SHIT ITSELF -- WHILE FUCKING IT!

... And herein we find the insurmountable conundrum, the space-time
knot holding back ALL progress. The puzzle that "Bob" ONCE intended to
unravel -- before he went over to the Samuels Brothers! THE COWARDLY
BASTARD!! For now we are left trapped in the unshitfuckable Vale of
Tears, bereft of His Pstench, His Pipestem broken; eternally but
Slacklessly chasing our own pussytail-dicks in a monstrous, mocking,
foul, drunken capering parody of Slack!

Truly it is as was foretold of yore:

"IT'S FUCK!!"

..but wait... WHAT' t SOUND?!?

Itfgvn ./

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>

Shit! That fucking burning three-lobed eye again! I got it here too!
F'taghn! P'buh!!!!

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From: "nu-monet v7.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Sternodox wrote:
>
Yeah, but you say it so much better than he does.

--
"This hedgehog will live with us!"

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