Famous People on alt.slack

From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
Date: Sat, Mar 27, 2004

If any famous people start posting on alt.slack, just ignore them;
they'll get bored and go away eventually.

--
"Please God, help me cleanse the computer of viruses and evil photographs
that disturb and ruin my work ..., so that I shall be able to cleanse
myself." -- Rabbi Shlomo Eliahu

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From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>

Not so. I'm famous and I've been posting here for 6 years.
Of course I wasn't famous when I started.....

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

ArtemiaSalina <y2k@sheayright.com> wrote:
> If any famous people start posting on alt.slack, just ignore them;
> they'll get bored and go away eventually.

That's been happening nonstop all along! They just don't use their
FAMOUS fake names. Like any SubGenius, they make up new obscure fake
names. They get bored just as fast though, you got that part right.

Um... you knew which one was really Kirsti Allie, right?

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Other famous people who regularly post to alt.slack:

Britney Spears
Dick Cheney
Bowser from Sha Na Na
Al Gore (he xposts a LOT)
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
Cheech Marin
Ann Coulter
Martha Stewart
Courtney Love
The Pet Shop Boys
The Sultan of Brunei
Phil Collins
Ron Jeremy
Regis Philbin (mostly from alt.discordia)

which explains a lot.

--
"Money can't buy you happiness,
but when you're poor, you can't
buy shit, and nobody will loan
you happiness."
--nu-monet

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From: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)

>Other famous people who regularly post to alt.slack:

>Britney Spears

aka Friday Jones

>Dick Cheney

aka Numonet

>Bowser from Sha Na Na

Hell Pope Huey

>Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen

aka Magdeline

>Ann Coulter

Stang

>Ron Jeremy

>The Sultan of Brunei

Nenslo

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

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From: "HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" <SeventhSqueal@illiterate&inbredyahoo.com>

> Um... you knew which one was really Kirsti Allie, right?

Wasn't she that very awkward one, who felt like an idiot pretending to be a
vulcan?

~Salacia

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From: Doktor DynaSoar <targeting@OMCL.mil>

Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com> wrote:
} If any famous people start posting on alt.slack, just ignore them;
} they'll get bored and go away eventually.

Wrong. I'm still here and I'm famous.
Nobody knows it, but I am.

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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

People aren't ignoring you so you CAN'T be famous!

--
"Please God, help me cleanse the computer of viruses and evil photographs
that disturb and ruin my work ..., so that I shall be able to cleanse
myself." -- Rabbi Shlomo Eliahu

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From: reverendmack@hotmail.com (Rev. Mack)

Well, hey. I'm related to a famous (at least in Texas) guy.
Everyone around here wants to talk with me and touch my
clothes....everywhere I go.

No, actually. I'm the uncomfortable Vulcan guy.

Everyone thinks I'm a narc or some sort of investigator.
I just manage to give off this serious older guy vibe.

Oh, Jeez. I sold my Karmann Ghia because I "inherited"
a 1987 Mercury Grand Marquis LS. It weighs two tons and
has leather seats. So now I look like Matlock, too.

A "clockwork orange" refers to the surprise that some
people hold beneath the surface. It's as if you opened
an orange and found clockwork inside.

I'm a clockwork orange. We all are, really.

Driving a big Mercury and working at the XYZ Library
isn't what people really expect from a noncomformist, is it?

I spent my life enjoying slack. Now I'm 57 and I have to put in
some work so I can frikkin retire and enjoy being married
even more, if that's possible.

It's like a last second save in the big sporting event.
I goof off my whole life and enjoy my slack A LOT,
not that it's EASY having a good time.....

and I'm wondering what in the HELL I will do when I'm
*really* fucking old.

So now I've managed to tilt the luck plane enough to even
take care of that in a modest way and I didn't kill myself
worrying about all things normal.

Let's face it. If you are a SubGenius at all, you have
naturally and without question avoided going along with the crowd.
The majority is normal. You knew you weren't normal.
You must avoid the majority. You must provide your own answers.
ETC. So a lot of us become clockwork oranges.

And I don't really care that much if somebody can't see past
the orange (orange and white in my case)...because they are
most likely normal....and I'm not....and neither are you.

But wait. This SubGenius stuff is a joke, isn't it?
never mind

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