alt.slack-ChurchofSubgenius-just 5 queers and a PO Box

From: wetrover@webtv.net (marsrules)
Date: Thu, Jun 3, 2004

These name morphing stalking losers from the Church of the Subgenius
claim 10,000 members. They think that just because they say it then
people will believe it. The church never had more than twenty members
and that is just because Gwar carried them around as charity work.
Gwar threw them to the curb and they have existed as the five usenet
amored queers that we see here today. They want your thirty bucks and
have lots of posting names to look fluffy. Still when the bell tolls
it is just 5 queers and a PO Box. Church of the Subgenius....Bwaaaaaaa
ha ha
I understand that all you little fish swim together to look like a
bigger fish. There are sharks about fagggot bait..........

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From: dave hillstrom <DaVe@TiNmEoW.oRg>

wetrover@webtv.net (marsrules) wrote:
> There are sharks about fagggot bait..........

thats just such a stupid sentance you HAVE to laugh.

and i dont mean laugh ~with~ you, little angry googler.

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From: wetrover@webtv.net (marsrules)

dave hillstrom <DaVe@TiNmEoW.oRg> wrote:
> wetrover@webtv.net (marsrules) wrote:
> > There are sharks about fagggot bait..........
>
> thats just such a stupid sentance you HAVE to laugh.
>
> and i dont mean laugh ~with~ you, little angry googler.

Your amusement or lack of it is of no concern to me.

I want to see you laugh while you are swallowing your teeth, that is my concern.

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From: "Cainman" <noemail@there.invalid>

"marsrules" <wetrover@webtv.net> wrote:
> dave hillstrom <DaVe@TiNmEoW.oRg> wrote:
> > wetrover@webtv.net (marsrules) wrote:
> >
> > > There are sharks about fagggot bait..........
> >
> > thats just such a stupid sentance you HAVE to laugh.
> >
> > and i dont mean laugh ~with~ you, little angry googler.
>
> Your amusement or lack of it is of no concern to me.
>
> I want to see you laugh while you are swallowing your teeth, that is my
concern.

Wow you're a real ray of sunshine ain'tcha bub?

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From: sophie <sophie-usenetNOSPAMTHANKYOU@blueyonder.co.uk>

marsrules <wetrover@webtv.net> writes:
>These name morphing stalking losers from the Church of the Subgenius
>claim 10,000 members. They think that just because they say it then
>people will believe it. The church never had more than twenty members
>and that is just because Gwar carried them around as charity work.
>Gwar threw them to the curb and they have existed as the five usenet
>amored queers that we see here today. They want your thirty bucks and
>have lots of posting names to look fluffy. Still when the bell tolls
>it is just 5 queers and a PO Box.

is that like "four poofs and a piano"?

--
sophie
mhm34x20

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From: Peter J Ross <gadfly@NOSPAMmeow.org>

Is that like four bleedings and remuneration?
--
PJR :-)

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From: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)

Is it like three head and a bleeding neck stump filled with man-seed?

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"

Charles E. Montague

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From: Doktor Pete <trojanhorse@hipcrime.net.UCELESS>

wetrover@webtv.net (marsrules) wrote:

>Gwar carried them around as charity work.

For some reason, I'm thinking St. Christopher.
--
"Total pandemonium. The people around us are shouting, laughing and
gesticulating. Our replies are sighs of love, volleys of hiccups,
poems, moos, and miaowing." - Hans Arp, Dadaland (1948)

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From: "Gigantittythropus" <phlowhole@subgummy.com>

Bullshit -- the Church of the Subgenius never had more than one member! I
know. I'm it!

Jig

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