"I used to suck dick for coke", Dr. Legume boasted.

From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Nov 13, 2003 12:15 AM

Well, It's recently come to my attention that the name "Dr.Legume" has been
added to several zillion porno sites "hot word" list. In effect, anyone who
does a Google search for the exact phrase "Dr.Legume" will get a fat pile
of hits leading to porn sites (go ahead, try it and see). These sites
apparently use some kind of weird script generators, because when I tried
searching Google for my name, I ended up getting these odd phrases. I gave
up after 20 pages worth, there are probably more.

I figure these will keep me in sig files for years to come.
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"I've shit my leg off!", Dr. Legume ejectulated.

"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast", Dr. Legume
muttered, as Sinewave guided his roving wand into his can.

"I want to be a virgin all over again", Dr. Legume morQed, as =cw4t7abs
juggled her juggernaut.

"Shazbot!", Dr. Legume
exuded, as Dr. Smith lunged her staff of zot into his brown-eye

" I thought this was an exercise!", The President whimpered, as Dr.
Legume blitzkrieged his eleventh finger into her love wallet.

"It tastes like chocolate!", Klondike Kat subvocalized, as Dr. Legume
fumbled her M-16.

"Isn't it awfully nice to have a pEniS??", Milli Vanilli (the living one)
contended, as Dr. Legume propelled his rod of romance into her singularity.

"And he's a Victorian!", Dr. Legume sucked, as =cw4t7abs prodded her
meatloaf into her Gulf of Mexico.

"Holy Batfuck!", Dr. Legume garbled, as Pat Boone
reeboked his throbbing thrust rocket into her freshly shaved pudenda.

"How about I bend over, and you see if you can make me
pur...", Dr. Strangelove clicked, as Dr. Legume humped her dung hole.

"Put down the vibrator and step away from the puppy!", Registered Luser
tooted, as Dr. Legume woke up to find his squirt gun into his bass reflex
tube.

"You can spank your own monkey all you want, but leave mine alone", Ricky
Martin sputtered, as Dr. Legume detonated his triceratops into her

"God's Wingtips!", Dr. Legume belched, as Karl Marx handcuffed her club.

"Fuck My Ass!", Dr. Legume boasted, as OJ licked her teenie
weenie.

" I'm sorry, but i don't touch jelly-beans", Dr. Legume FUCKED, as Walt
Disney bottle-brushed her enraged erection into her bicyclt tire.

Michael Jackson spammed every newsgroup in existence, as Dr. Legume
socketed his squirt gun into his crevass.

"Heh heh heh! Mule!", Dr. Legume chanted.

"Oh yes!", the whole Seventh Fleet horrifically moaned, as Dr. Legume leg-
fucked his into her pencil box.

"I can see the fnords!", Dr. Legume flapped."

Uma gibbered, as Dr. Legume smashed his extraterrestiral monolith into his
cooter."Grab me them benwa balls, Jethro"

"E=MC?", Bobo considered, as Dr. Legume cut off his
smoldering double corona into her hollowed-out teddy bear head.

"Kaih?-san wa b?ru no shita ni imasu!", Dr. Legume exploded, as Ross Perot
powered up his tadpole.

"ACTIVATE!"", Dr. Legume "Rat Farts!"

"Oh no!", Dr. Legume broadcast, as Stalin mounted her unit into her cave of
the seventh heaven.

Sting me again!!", the little faggot drummer of Hanson, who looks like a
girl and sucks his brother's cock, raged, as Dr. Legume ravished his
panties.

"OHH YEAH!!!!! Dr. Legume puked, as Communist Spice arrested her largeness.

"Where do babies come from?". "Oh, Silent Bob!", Dr. Legume decyphered, as
Kuma rocketed his Dong into her gate. ""Do the curtains match the carpet?".

"Your twat tastes like stilton cheese!", Dr. Legume wondered, as
a certain product manager at Microsoft engaged his gerkin into her cheerio.

"Dr. Legume powered up her big red rocket of love."

""That is Not Allowed!!!", Dr. Legume garbled, as Santa Claus swept his
wanker into his cervix station."

"YES!!!", Dr. Legume pooted, as Jesus Christ fumbled her sporq.

"How did my name get here?!?", Monica Lewinsky
nodded, as Dr. Legume gorked his paperclip into her kitchen sink.

Dr.Legume tied up his shlossengruben. "Fat Bitch In Hell!!!".

--
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Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume
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Mecagum les cinc llagues de Crist,
mecagum D'eu, en la creu, en el fuster
que la fue i en fill de puta que va plantar el pi

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Subject: Re: "I used to suck dick for coke", Dr. Legume boasted.
From: "Revi Shankar" <me@privacy.net>

Same thing happens with "Ivan Stang" Although you have to look towards page
15 and beyond:

"barney exuded, as Ivan Stang crushed her peninsula into her crater."

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Subject: Re: "I used to suck dick for coke", Dr. Legume boasted.
From: "Revi Shankar" <me@privacy.net>

Try "Ivan Stang Beef"

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Subject: Re: "I used to suck dick for coke", Dr. Legume boasted.
From: prostata@bronze.coil.com (The Stinking Bishop Prostata Cantata MP)

I got:

" "YeeeHah!", Ivan Stang fluxed, as the girl at checkstand
4 handcuffed his roast beef po-boy sandwich. "

eek!

--
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"... Actually, according to their Horoscopes it's perfect. She's a
Capricorn and he's a bachelor."
-- Morticia Addams

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Subject: Re: "I used to suck dick for coke", Dr. Legume boasted.
From: prostata@bronze.coil.com (The Stinking Bishop Prostata Cantata MP)

Even more fun... try googling "dr.legume ivan stang"

"Dr. Legume ravished his quivering bung hole. "Sorry, it wasn't my
intention. ... SHITE AND ONIONS!!!!! Jerry weeped, as Ivan Stang rode his
knish"

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Subject: Re: "I used to suck dick for coke", Dr. Legume boasted.
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

somebody playing with blog stuffing maybe.

I guess that's what hacking has become in 2003.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Any business that requires you to listen to a machine for more than ninety seconds
which tells you that your call is very important to them, rather than providing you with
a live human being to talk to, is by definition lying.

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Subject: Re: "I used to suck dick for coke", Dr. Legume boasted.
From: "iDRMRSR" <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>

Try the same trick with IVAN STANG as a search phrase!

Apparently there is a gay pr0n star whose name is actually IVAN STANG.

No relation, I'm guessing.

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Subject: Re: "I used to suck dick for coke", Dr. Legume boasted.
From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

Legume wrote:
>

> "It tastes like chocolate!", Klondike Kat subvocalized, as Dr. Legume
> fumbled her M-16.
>

Heh. Klondike Kat.

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Subject: Re: "I used to suck dick for coke", Dr. Legume boasted.
From: Reverend Vertigo <jhobbs@myrealbox.com>

>
> Heh. Klondike Kat.

I don't know about you guys, but this one made me laugh and laugh:

Michael Jackson spammed every newsgroup in existence, as Dr. Legume
socketed his squirt gun into his crevass.

And the one where ole Doc Legume gives it to the entire Seventh Fleet:

"Oh yes!", the whole Seventh Fleet horrifically moaned, as Dr. Legume leg-
fucked his into her pencil box.

--
Dean for America
http://www.deanforamerica.com

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