Ultimate Slack

From: Hiram Abiff <master@mason.snuh>
Date: Sun, Jul 18, 2004

http://www.paranoiamagazine.com/matrix.html

Synchronistic Linguistics in The Matrix
Or How Bob Dobbs Became the Tetrad Manager

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From: Modemac <modemac@modemac.com>

We heard that years ago when Bob Dean (I mean Bob Dobbs) posted to
alt.slack about how he had triumphantly appeared in "Paranoia"
magazine. Unfortunately, since then he's proven himself to be little
more than a plagiarizing hack who cares about nothing other than
listening to himself talk, and desperately looking around for anyone
at all who'll listen to his ramblings. The folks in alt.slack
tolerate him because he's harmless, yet he keeps on posting there even
though no one cares.

--
First Online Church of "Bob"
http://www.modemac.com/

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From: Hiram Abiff <master@mason.snuh>

Dude. He runs the *world*.

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From: "fenian" <fenian@start.ca>

Who is this Bob Dean I hear so much about? *I'VE* never seen him! What name
does he post under?

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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>

"purple"

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
In the democracy of the blind, only the blind are eligible for the job.

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From: Hiram Abiff <master@mason.snuh>

"fenian" <fenian@start.ca> wrote:
> Who is this Bob Dean I hear so much about? *I'VE* never seen him! What
> name does he post under?

He ran for president twice as a composite character, once as a republican
and once as a democrat.

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>

My BUTT ran for president once. Big fucking deal. Get back under your acanthus.

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From: Hiram Abiff <master@mason.snuh>

That sound is the headless golfer, whizzing over your head.

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From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>

Modemac <modemac@modemac.com> wrote:
> We heard that years ago when Bob Dean (I mean Bob Dobbs) posted to
> alt.slack about how he had triumphantly appeared in "Paranoia"
> magazine. Unfortunately, since then he's proven himself to be little
> more than a plagiarizing hack who cares about nothing other than
> listening to himself talk, and desperately looking around for anyone
> at all who'll listen to his ramblings. The folks in alt.slack
> tolerate him because he's harmless, yet he keeps on posting there even
> though no one cares.

Yeah, even his sock puppets are tired of him.

pb

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>

I don't believe anyone tolerates Bob Dean. I do agree that being
published in some crappy fringe zine was the high point of his entire
stupid life.


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