Subject: The sell of a LIFEtime TCOTNRS-G

From: "gurdjieff 0f gormorrah" <iiiiii@iiiii>
Date: Tue, Mar 23, 2004

Pooper scoopers for sell [ slightly used ] at a reduced price
of $19.95 Supply is limited so HURRY, HURRY, HURRY.
I guarantee that all have actually been used while cleaning up behind dogs,
at least 15 % of the time..
Pooper Bags [ also, slighty used] are optional..The low price on this
popular idem)s) is a unbelievable low price of just $19.95

please send checks to:
Jamaican Villas
c/o fox ltd.
p.o. box 6041
panama city, florida
32404

The ALL NEW Reformed RenagadeChurch of the Subgenius
is now open for business. We have offices in
Florida and Jamaica. We feel we can provide
better outlets for your dememted spirits than
Austin and Cleveland.could ever hope to
provide..
You gotta admit , our competitors offer you Cleveland
and Detroi for Devival locations .We offer up warm climates,
palm trees and white sand beaches
"BOB" has already bought suntan lotion, ray bans,
and a suite in Hendonism Two in Negril.
JUST THINK, No more Detroit and Cleveland
divivals YES-Sir-Ree- " BOB", WE ARE TALKING
PARADICE WITH AN OCEAN VIEW
For memembership just Send check or money orders
[ hell, we take cash too] for $29.99
to:
Jamaican Villas
c/o fox ltd.
p.o. box 6041
panama city, florida
32404

You can plainly see our membership price is reduced
from those other rip-offs who call themselves subgenius.
Plus, we pledge to you we will NEVER have a devival in
Detroit or Cleveland or mix company with new agers,
The Christian Right, and The Church of the Subgenius
headquarterd in Austin and fucking Cleveland.

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

TOOK you long enough, Moriarty.

Most of us got to this point by the FIRST OR SECOND DAY of our exposure
to The Church of the SubGenius. And you've been calling yourself a
SubGenius for, what did you say, like 6 years now?

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: "Blackout" <blackout@gruntgruntgruntsubgenius.com>

all the rasta sperm prions he ingested in jail ate his brain into swiss
cheese.

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From: "gurdjieff 0f gormorrah" <iiiiii@iiiii>

** yawns**
but thanks for the ad space, pink boy.
stang's boy.

send $29.99 to the New Reformed Renegade Church of the Subgenius
for membership
We accept check, money orders, and cash.
send to:
Jamaican Villas
c/o fox ltd
p.o. box 6041
panama city, florida
32404

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From: "gurdjieff 0f gormorrah" <iiiiii@iiiii>

Rev. Ivan Stang <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com> wrote:
> TOOK you long enough, Moriarty.

he's died counting rail road ties in mexico but he had
a damn good run, ya gotta admit.

Now, let's see what you are gonna waste my time with today.
Hmmm

.>>most of us

us? Most of us ?
us? ya got the crabs, tape worms?

got to this point by the FIRST OR SECOND DAY of our exposure
> to The Church of the SubGenius. And you've been calling yourself a
> SubGenius for, what did you say, like 6 years now?

yeah, something like that, stang, old pal. In retrospect , maybe like
5 years. But , I avoided, all but one of the devivials, fearing curruption
of my spirit for " BOB".
I will offer my sincere congrations for your rise
up the corporate ladder in the CON. You've done
good for yourself. Just you keep those Detroit and Cleveland
devivals hopping, hot damn, you know how to throw a party !
AND I just loved that latest photo of you. Very nice touch inserting
your right hand between your second and third button on that cool
silkly uniform.

gurdjieff 0f gormorrah

yeah, $29.99 at a time

now, here's come blackout, stang's sissy...watch and kick back and find
your amusement. He never fails to entertain.

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From: smellypoontang@fastmail.fm (Karl Marx)

"gurdjieff 0f gormorrah" wrote :
> The ALL NEW Reformed RenagadeChurch of the Subgenius
> is now open for business. We have offices in
> Florida and Jamaica. We feel we can provide
> better outlets for your dememted spirits than
> Austin and Cleveland.could ever hope to
> provide..
> You gotta admit , our competitors offer you Cleveland
> and Detroi for Devival locations .

i don't "gotta admit" nuthin.

soooooooo

tell me what i get for my $29.95

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

Bully! Censor! Blacklist supporter! Fascist!

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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