From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jun 10, 2003 10:57 PM
No reason, just wondering.
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Subject: Re: Anybody know if it's a full moon?
From: "belch drinkersers anonymous" <200belches@yahoo.com>
June 14. July 13. Aug 12. etc...
(...always great listening to the police scanner
thingie the days B-4 and After these dates)
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From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>
Full moons always occur when the welfare checks come out.
pb
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From: SGSpice <SGSpice@safe-mail.net>
almost...still just ass-crack.
--
"excuse me, but does this rag smell like chloroform?"
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From: geovoice@yahoo.com (Rev.Geo)
No, but I do believe that the Freak Flags are out a-flyin'
in full
force this week...
Rev.Geo
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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
Or maybe the prozac truck broke down.
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Subject: Re: Anybody know if it's a full moon?
From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
YES, SOMEONE DOES.
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Subject: Re: Anybody know if it's a full moon?
From: ridetheory <ridetheory@notmail.com>
It's gotta be a full moon on SOMEBODY's home planet...
iggy topo
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Subject: Re: Anybody know if it's a full moon?
From: Reverend DJ Epoch <niunyabiz@noway.com>
Everybody's getting an early start on Friday the 13th.
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From: God Rudy <rudy@rudyspc.attic.ccc>
On Wed, 11 Jun 2003 08:02:38 -0500, God Rudy wrote:
>
> But the lunatics are out all the time :-)
>
> Rudy (maybe a god)
Or more in the Subgenuis sense
http://www.moonamtrak.org/
especialy if you live in the Los Angeles area.
(July 12th 2003)
Have fun
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Subject: Re: Anybody know if it's a full moon?
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
> YES, SOMEONE DOES.
That's all I wanted to know. I had noticed an unusual
number of
lunatics at large, and being especially noisy, but it
was cloudy in
Cleveland that night. And I just wistfully wondered
whether, somewhere
in the world, someone else was looking up at the sky,
but seeing the
Moon. All I could see was the garish dirty orange light
that bounces
off the low clouds from the dingey street lights of
this ancient,
myth-enshrouded city.
M-O-O-N, that spells Moon.
--
PRABOB
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Subject: Re: Anybody know if it's a full moon?
From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
>
> It's gotta be a full moon on SOMEBODY's home planet...
I took glance at my ass in the mirror this morning
before I
showered. That's a really full moon. Even has a few
craters. I oughta
shave it. I look like a Rawandan highlands gorilla back
there.
However, I am not prone to wear buttless chaps, so it
can just fuzz on
up.
--
HellPope Huey @ hellpopehuey@subgenius.com, C57-D/ae-35/999
Gimme that old-time derision
"We will crush you and smother your dreams.
Yours In Christ, the Cavalry Kids."
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"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for
a day;
give him a religion, and he'll starve to death
while praying
for a fish."
- Unknown
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