This was a South Park episode

From: "nu-monet v7.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Date: Sun, Jul 25, 2004

(Maybe they will start shooting themselves at the
podium using a large rubber band.)

http://tinyurl.com/5wyy9

BOSTON - Media members, already perturbed by long
security lines, may find themselves waiting in line
for something nearly as important. As the majority
of the print reporters arrived Saturday at the
FleetCenter for the Democratic National Convention,
tongues clucked when they saw the restroom facilities
that they will be using for the next week.

Twenty portable restrooms, like those used on
construction sites, are lined up in front of the
media pavilion to service nearly 1,200 members of
the print media who will be working around the clock.
That's about 60 serious coffee-drinkers per toilet...

--
"We're going to take things away from
you on behalf of the common good."
-- Hillary Clinton

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From: Modemac <modemac@modemac.com>

You'd think the Democratic Party would be nicer to the Liberal Biased
Media, wouldn't you?

Still, any payback for the inanities foised upon this city by the DNC
is okay with me.

--
First Online Church of "Bob"
http://www.modemac.com/

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From: "nu-monet v7.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Modemac wrote:
> You'd think the Democratic Party would be nicer
> to the Liberal Biased Media, wouldn't you?
>
> Still, any payback for the inanities foised upon
> this city by the DNC is okay with me.

From the "This Situation is Rapidly Getting Out of
Control" Dept. Some of the more recent weirdness
circulating around the net about this event:

1) F-15s, not F-16s, will be patrolling the skies.
2) Police snipers have already taken up positions
far removed from the convention center. People are
advised NOT to look out apartment windows with
binoculars.
3) Anti-aircraft emplacements, of some type, are
being installed on rooftops in Cambridge.
4) Some anarchists have proposed shooting off
aluminum-foil covered skyrockets, wondering if the
military will engage them with anti-mortar or some
other destructive fires.
5) Other anarchists are planning to throw marbles
under police horses' hooves. This is real cruel to
the horse, BTW.
6) Garbage is collecting on the streets, now that
garbage receptacles have been removed.
7) Some anarchists have suggested attacking
corporate offices on the far side of town, smashing
computers & such--figuring the police will be ordered
to defend corporations at the expense of the public.
8) The FBI have been rousting anarchists from as far
away as Oklahoma, Missouri and Colorado.
9) Prostitutes are calling in reinforcements, with
ads appearing in newspapers as far away as California.
PRICES ARE ALREADY SPIRALLING OUT OF CONTROL!!!
10) When Jesse Jackson, Al Gore and others take to
the podium in the designated "free speech concentration
camp", some anarchists have suggested that tear gas be
thrown, to force the wimpy lefties to charge the exits,
instantly becoming illegal when they leave.
11) Unspecified efforts to radicalize the police for
the one legal, peaceful demonstration. The idea is a
"police riot", beating and abusing peaceful, sign
carrying housewives and other normals--hopefully
catching it all on tape that will be aired on the
Internet, since none of the major media will show it.

--
Rev. nu-monet
Founder and High Priest
Church of Kali, U.S.A. (Reformed)

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From: "nu-monet v7.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

nu-monet v7.0 wrote:

The latest updates:

The designated "free speech concentration camp"
has just had its 'maximum occupancy' LOWERED from
4,000 to just 1,000 "to prevent overcrowding."
Everybody else is just supposed to "go away", I
guess. That's maybe 175,000 people. Just "go away."

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From: glassgnost <glassgnost@nospam.sbcglobal.net>

As if any of this horseshit was anything other than a feel-good exercise
with a dog'n'pony show in the center ring. The whole "dissent zone"
thing is just the difference between buying "Mexican Ditchweed" anger
vs. "B.C. Bud" grade anger. Either way you go, if you're in town for the
convention, you're playing their game by their rules.

Staying home and educating future draftees/volunteers as to how shitty
the government has routinely treated Vets after the war (and how they
always promise otherwise) is genuinely subversive. Taking groups of kids
to speak with homeless Vets may even become an act of treason...

Imagine the look on the faces of the Powers That Be if *nobody* showed
up to demonstrate because they're too busy *working* on things to
promote a genuine revolution.

--
the Mystical RevvedErrand Doktor glassnost

God.

Jane! Get me off this crazy thing!
- The Jetsons

http://www.subgenius.com

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From: Modemac <modemac@modemac.com>

Fox News has already aired a news segment about "violence breaking out
among protesters!" I.E. of the however many hundreds or thousands of
various political nutjobs on Boston Common, one brawl broke out. And
it made the news, so now some people will be thinking that those evil
Communist protesters are VIOLENT. Better not go there!

Footnote 1: Liberal biased media my ass.

Footnote 2: I watched Fox News because it was playing at the
laundromat as I washed my clothes. I had no choice.

--
First Online Church of "Bob"
http://www.modemac.com/

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From: Glenn Knickerbocker <NotR@bestweb.net>

Modemac wrote:
>Footnote 2: I watched Fox News because it was playing at the
>laundromat as I washed my clothes. I had no choice.

You could always just wear dirty clothes.

WHOOPS! GUESS SOMEONE'S GONNA HAVE TO CLEAN THAT UP! MAYBE NEXT TIME
!R >--> THE GUY SHOULD TRY A LITTLE HARDER NOT TO HIT PEOPLE WITH
http://users.bestweb.net/~notr/davidcar.html >--> HIS CAR! --Jake

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From: "SysHiphlus" <lebobsys5@yahoonosp.com>

"nu-monet v7.0" <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
> Twenty portable restrooms, like those used on
> construction sites, are lined up in front of the
> media pavilion to service nearly 1,200 members of
> the print media who will be working around the clock.
> That's about 60 serious coffee-drinkers per toilet...

Pee against the tyres of the News Van or Sat Truck.
Or just drill a hole in the floor and snake a rubber hose
thru with a funnel on the end, douche with some Evian
and your all set. Works for my 89 Ford an nothin like
peein thru a hose at 70 MPH on I-80 centre lane
goin thru Al.

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This was a South Park episode

From: "Rev. Beergoggles" <spammers_suck@post.replies.please>

I've been in rush hour traffic in that hell hole.
They best learn to hold it or get larger bladders.

SysHiphlus did pass the time by typing:
> Pee against the tyres of the News Van or Sat Truck.
> Or just drill a hole in the floor and snake a rubber hose
> thru with a funnel on the end, douche with some Evian
> and your all set. Works for my 89 Ford an nothin like
> peein thru a hose at 70 MPH on I-80 centre lane
> goin thru Al.

Honey Buckets.. Great big 5 gal buckets with "PRESS USE ONLY"
written on one side and the Democratic logo promenently displayed
on the other.

"They used to promise a pot to piss in."

Or better yet, a live feed toiletcam.

Someone should send them a box of depends. :)

--
DougW

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