So far the COTSG doesn't do this

From: "iDRMRSR" <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Date: Sun, Jul 25, 2004

http://www.inflatablechurch.com/

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From: "Rev. Beergoggles" <spammers_suck@post.replies.please>

iDRMRSR did pass the time by typing:
> http://www.inflatablechurch.com/

CURCH MOONWALK!!!!

.oO(evil thought)

mkay...

(looks for red dude with pointy stick)

mkay...

(FOOF!)

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rbg

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From: "Dick Hertz (Hey, who's Dick Hertz?)" <me@example.com>

Evil thought: inflate the church with helium instead of air. That way
the church really will acsend to Heaven. Whether it does so while
filled with worshippers is strictly up to whoever would do such an evil,
evil thing, which I condemn in the strongest possible terms while
cackling maniacally.

Disclaimer: this evil thought presented for informational purposes
only. Sold as a novelty. Not responsible for lost or stolen luggage.

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From: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)

Better yet, Hydrogen, then designate the church as a "Smoking Area"

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

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From: drdark@37.com (DoktorDark)

mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull) wrote in message >
> Better yet, Hydrogen, then designate the church as a "Smoking Area"
>
Better yet, nitrous oxide, & initiate a slow leak during the service.

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From: "nu-monet v7.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

iDRMRSR wrote:
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> http://www.inflatablechurch.com/

Yes we do. It's just that she's smaller
and we call her Connie.

--
"I'm Secret Agent D-V-8 from the land
of Twurtle-Dee"
-- Nurtle the Turtle (as voiced
by Arnold Stang), from the movie
'Pinocchio in Outer Space'

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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

iDRMRSR wrote:
> http://www.inflatablechurch.com/

Makes you wonder who would attend church in one of those.
Maybe the sex dolls from this urban legend:

http://www.snopes.com/religion/rapture.htm

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