NO CORN! NO PEACE!

From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Date: Sun, Apr 18, 2004

Riot at Iowa State U.

http://tinyurl.com/2rjre

--
"I can imagine a LOT when it comes
to unimaginable power."
-- nu-monet

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From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>

"nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
> Riot at Iowa State U.
>
> http://tinyurl.com/2rjre

"This is ridiculous," said Justin Biggs, 56750 Lincoln Highway. "There
is 1,000 people out here. This is a democracy. I'm not leaving until
they leave."

Huh?

"We're having fun," said Derek Weber, of Dike, as he walked away from a
lamp post he and others pulled from the ground. "This is about us
leaving the bars and them gassing us."

Well, Duh!

"I see people crying out for justice, and they do it the worst way. I
stay because my heart will not let me leave."

LOL!

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

"WHAT DO WE WANT?"

"UHM ... SOMETHING ... WELL WHAT DOES EVERYBODY ELSE WANT? SOMETHING
THOUGH DEFINITELY"

"WHEN DO WE WANT IT?"

"WHAT IS THIS STARTED ALREADY? WHEN DID THIS START? IS SOMEONE
ORGANIZING THIS? IS THIS GOING TO GO ON ALL NIGHT?"

"I WONDER IF THIS SHIT WILL GET ME LAID"

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
There's No 'My Kid Has Cancer' In Team

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

This is what I mean by a crazy SubGenius being way ahead of a sane Pink.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

Cardinal Vertigo <jhobbs@myrealbox.com> wrote:
> Know corn, know peace.

I was thinking the same thing. Just last night I "knew" some corn on
the cob that was so damn good that I KNEW PEACE in my tum-tum.

Those college youths -- surrounded by OCEANS of corn, yet so blinkered
by the Pinkness, and so deprived of decent coming-of-age rituals, that
they go through these perfunctory motions of rioting. Not really
putting their hearts into it.

But maybe I should try this senseless rioting and property damage
myself before I go to cutting it down.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

It was best expressed in a real banner I saw at
an anti-WTO or anti-G8 or anti-something-involving-
para-government-economists-who-can-only-get-their-
yayas-by-eating-caviar-and-drinking-champagne-in-
full-view-of-the-despised-peasantry-World Conference.

"Abolish Capitalism And Replace It With Something Good!"

was what the banner said.

And I thought, BY "BOB"!, these nobbish yoots have
discovered the deepest underlying SECRETS of ANARCHY:

1) You work overtime at a minimum-wage job so you can
afford methamphetamine so that you can work overtime
at a minimum-wage job.

2) Government is UPSIDE DOWN. Old, pale, sexless
ECONOMISTS should be giving fries with that, and the
young, dumb, and full of cum should be millionaires,
drinking bad-tasting Dom Perignon and eating withered
cocktail weenies from EXPENSIVE, GOLD-PLATED toothpicks
while getting blowjobs from EXECUTIVE SECRETARIES and
listening to tone deaf shreaking weasel music.

3) Starbucks should have its windows broken for having
the GALL to charge $7.35 for a SMALL double-chocolate
espresso mocha supreme with whipped cream and cinnamon
and shaved chocolate spinkles on top. And destroying
the rain forest and killing all the monkeys and penguins
and shit.

4) Free Luv anytime I want it, but only with good
looking people who would NEVER do me in real life.

5) Maybe we can get a cheap shot on a copper if we're
lucky. That would be cool. Fuck them.

--
"There is a special section
in Hell for all the pig touchers!"
-- nu-monet

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