Fingerprint of the Beast

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Date: Sat, Jan 31, 2004

ATLANTA, Georgia (CNN) -- Up to 28 million visitors to the United
States now have to stop for photographs and fingerprinting under a new
government program launched Monday and intended to make it harder for
terrorists to enter the country.

Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge said the new US-VISIT program
applies to any visitors who must have a visa to enter the United
States.

By October, all visitors will be required to have a machine-readable
passport or some other method of biometric identification, such as
fingerprints or retina scans.

"As the world community combats terrorism ... you're going to see more
and more countries going to a form of biometric identification to
confirm identities," Ridge said.
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"BIOMETRIC INDENTIFICATION"

Well now ain't that a nice prettified word for it.

Turns out the Mark of the Beast was already there, all along. "A mark
in the hand and in the forehead..." Hell, it wasn't barcodes nor
implants for the scanners at all. The Mark of the Beast on your hand is
your THUMBPRINT, and the Mark of the Beast on your forehead is your
FACE.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Ah, but what about erectile function enabling
implants, patriotic heart valve rip cords and
prostate branding?

Huh? Huh! HUH!?

Remember, AMERICA WILL NOT BE SAFE UNTIL EVERY
PENIS LOOKS LIKE THE ONE I JUST POSTED ON a.b.s.
"attn: Rev. Stang"

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

"HIDDEN IN PLAIN VIEW" just like Hitler did it.

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From: drdark@37.com (DoktorDark)

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote:
Turns out the Mark of the Beast was already there, all along. "A mark
> in the hand and in the forehead..." Hell, it wasn't barcodes nor
> implants for the scanners at all. The Mark of the Beast on your hand is
> your THUMBPRINT, and the Mark of the Beast on your forehead is your
> FACE.

QUICK! (Unless this has already been done Dept.):
Dear Subgenius Book of Revelations Expert:
So, in what ways does W bear the attributes of the Beast or the AntiChrist??
I wanna know!

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From: Doktor DynaSoar <targeting@OMCL.mil>

drdark@37.com (DoktorDark) wrote:
} "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message > Turns out the Mark of the Beast was already there, all along. "A mark
} > in the hand and in the forehead..." Hell, it wasn't barcodes nor
} > implants for the scanners at all. The Mark of the Beast on your hand is
} > your THUMBPRINT, and the Mark of the Beast on your forehead is your
} > FACE.
} >
} QUICK! (Unless this has already been done Dept.):
} Dear Subgenius Book of Revelations Expert:
} So, in what ways does W bear the attributes of the Beast or the AntiChrist??
} I wanna know!

It's all here:

http://www.geocities.com/trebor_92627/Bush.htm

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull) wrote in message news:<20040201131537.04483.00001103@mb-m10.aol.com>...
> >QUICK! (Unless this has already been done Dept.):
> >Dear Subgenius Book of Revelations Expert:
> >So, in what ways does W bear the attributes of the Beast or the AntiChrist??
> >I wanna know!
>
> He pretends to be a man of God.

I find it hard to see Bush as the AntiChrist. As the tale goes, the
AC will be charming, articulate and win people over easily. This
stumblebum can't even hold his own in the Rose Garden when asked if he
thinks his Middle East policies have failed. He got huffy and walked
off. Nope, the real AC woulda made a good joke, skated around and made
the reporter look bad for even asking. If George is a man of God, I'm
glad I'm a heathen, GLAD, YA HEAR ME??? Ye Dobbs!

HellPope Huey / www.subgenius.com
Remember, in the world of Dobbs,
every journey begins with a single CHAIN-YANK.

"Welcome to Hawaii! How'd you get here in a car?"
- "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing.
It's not holding a charge.
- Edward Chilton

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