Competition for Brushwood? Doubt it!

From: rabbs@subgenius.com (Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jan 6, 2004 3:58 PM

Man Seeks Christian Nudist Colony
Man Seeks to Establish Christian-Themed Nudist Community Outside Tampa

The Associated Press

HUDSON, Fla. Jan. 6 ~ Piles of trash, dirty lakes, racist property
deeds and pedophiles living nearby have not deterred one man's dream
of creating a Christian-themed nudist community.

Bill Martin has purchased about 240 acres of land about 30 miles
outside Tampa for a little more than $1.6 million, much of it on the
site of an old nudist colony that had fallen into disrepair, which he
and his business partners hope to transform into a modern-day Garden
of Eden.

"The Bible very clearly states that when Adam and Eve were in right
with God, they were naked," said David Blood, executive director of
the project. "When people are in right with God, they do not have to
fear nudity."

The renovated park to be called Natura would feature an open church, a
giant water park for the kids and classes in family building and
strengthening marriage.

Martin hopes to have enough of the trash removed and facilities fixed
up for a naturist marriage retreat and nude baptism ceremony in April.

Further renovations and additions are planned for completion within
two years, he said.

Martin said he had not yet figured out what to do about four
registered sex offenders living in or around the park, though he said
he's discussing it with his attorneys.

"We'll make sure that no harm will come to children," he said.

Another problem is the deed to the dilapidated clubhouse and beach, in
which the former owner had included language banning black people.

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Subject: Re: Competition for Brushwood? Doubt it!
From: "Rich Clark, aka The Left Reverend Egg Plant, ULC, CotSG"

Stang should sue the guy and claim he's infringing on his intellectual
property rights. Then Stang should seek to shut down all nudist
communities because Brushwood is the One True Nudist Colony.

It would make sense, given the recent behavior of multimillion-dollar
Conspiracy Tool Corporations.

Rich
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Subject: Re: Competition for Brushwood? Doubt it!
From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>

Uh, Stang doesn't own Brushwood.
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Subject: Re: Competition for Brushwood? Doubt it!
From: Champion Jack Codini <Codini@subgeniusdot.whatever>

>Uh, Stang doesn't own Brushwood.

Yet

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Subject: Re: Competition for Brushwood? Doubt it!
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

>
> Uh, Stang doesn't own Brushwood.

He said INTELLECTUAL property rights. And I do indeed own all rights to
the concept of somewhat weird shit happening outdoors where there might
be up to 400 naked people. Larry Harvey however owns all rights to the
concept of extremely weird shit happening outdoors where there might be
over 20,000 naked people. As long as this Christian Nudist camp's
membership is below 400 it's within my jurisdiction -- but probably not
worth pursuing in court. God damn Larry Harvey gets ALL the big
lawsuits.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,

PRABOB

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From: Doktor DynaSoar <targeting@OMCL.mil>

Figure the odds on there being that many people willing to admit
they're Christian and nudists at the same time. I'm betting they'll
get maybe 6 couples and a couple hundred single guys, and shut the
place down.

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From: Modemac <modemac@modemac.com>

>I'm betting they'll
>get maybe 6 couples and a couple hundred single guys, and shut the
>place down.

Dang, that's a pretty accurate description of X-Day.

--
First Online Church of "Bob"
http://www.modemac.com/

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Subject: Re: Competition for Brushwood? Doubt it!
From: prostata@bronze.coil.com (The Stinking Bishop Prostata Cantata MP)

X-ian nudists have always weirded me out. A lot of them are
actually even more prudish than the average person and have a wierd almost
self-rightous THING about being naked, and i'm not sure exactly how to
descibe what I'm talking about. It's just the total "Look but don't look
TOO HARD and DEFINATELY DON'T TOUCH!" mentality.

creepy

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

yeah really. Anybody who takes all their clothes off because they
DON'T want to have sex gives me the creeps.

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Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

"Bob" is just a front for the intercontinental Kevin Bacon conspiracy.

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