Stainless Steel Butt Plug

From: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: Mon, Apr 5, 2004

>1) Stainless Steel Butt Plug
>2) Stainless Steel Butt Plug
>3) Stainless Steel Butt Plug
>
>Stainless Steel Butt Plug, Stainless Steel
>Butt Plug; Stainless Steel Butt Plug--
>Stainless Steel Butt Plug--Stainless Steel
>Butt Plug: Stainless Steel Butt Plug,
>Stainless Steel Butt Plug; Stainless Steel
>Butt Plug.
>
>Stainless Steel Butt Plug.

Kind of early to be making up your Christmas wish list.

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

It's with a certain degree of pride that I can
say, "I'm a SUBGENIUS, and I DON'T wear Depends!"

--
"Money can't buy you happiness,
but when you're poor, you can't
buy shit, and nobody will loan
you happiness."
--nu-monet

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From: Cardinal Vertigo <jhobbs@myrealbox.com>

Until the pressure builds up and fires that sucker out your anus like a
mortar round.

--
"A cry in the dark
Disappears into the void
PLONK"
-- Joe Cosby

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

> nu-monet v6.0 wrote:
> >>1) Stainless Steel Butt Plug
> >>2) Stainless Steel Butt Plug
> >>3) Stainless Steel Butt Plug
> >>Stainless Steel Butt Plug, Stainless Steel
> >>Butt Plug; Stainless Steel Butt Plug--
> >>Stainless Steel Butt Plug--Stainless Steel
> >>Butt Plug: Stainless Steel Butt Plug,
> >>Stainless Steel Butt Plug; Stainless Steel
> >>Butt Plug.

Stainless Steel Butt Plug was a helluva man
His name is still echoed throughout the land
He was pulsin' with juice and biceps of steel
He'd give both yer daughters and yer sons a feel
Butt Pluuuuuug

Stainless Steel Butt Plug drank like a fish
Once drowned a poodle in his stream of piss
he could eat 12 burgers in a single gulp
We love him 'cause he beat Bob Dean to a pulp
Butt Pluuuuuug

Stainless Steel Butt Plug had a bad end
He plugged a butt that he couldn't defend
Barbara Bush took her poke real bad
The boy got nuked and now we're all sad
Butt Pluuuuuug
Big Butt Pluuuuugggg

HellPope Huey
A SubGenius bird in the hand
makes you the envy of the neighborhood

"You fed a baby CHILI?!"
- "Mr. Mom"

It's really too bad a lot of crummy stuff
is so much fun sometimes.
- J. D. Salinger, "Catcher In the Rye"

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From: Cardinal Vertigo <jhobbs@myrealbox.com>

I would pay good green money for a high bitrate mp3 of a classy,
slickly-produced arrangement of that.

--
"A cry in the dark
Disappears into the void
PLONK"
-- Joe Cosby

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From: Cardboard Box <try@tacnukebubblebath.tripod.com/cgi-bin/tnb.pl?mail=Usenet>

"nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com> committed the following:
Herring communicate with each other
via a high-pitched, "raspberry"-like
sound emitted from their anuses.
These noises are not produced by
digestive gases.
-- from 'The New Scientist'

But do *they* use butt plugs? Is there a market here?
--
Rev. Cardboard Box, dropping clangers like Notre Dame, KABONG!
boxedproduct.blogspot.com
"Porn. It's healthy, it's safe, and every so often it actually
has better plots than Hollywood." - Crowfrog

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From: Frere Jean Bleu <FrJBleu@ifrance.com>

I'd like the name of the foundation that financed that gig.

Fr J B

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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Frere Jean Bleu wrote:
> >Herring communicate with each other
> >via a high-pitched, "raspberry"-like
> >sound emitted from their anuses.
> >These noises are not produced by
> >digestive gases.
> > -- from 'The New Scientist'
>
> I'd like the name of the foundation that financed that gig.

Most likely the Office of Naval Research (ONR).
They are the Navies equivalent of DARPA, and just
about anytime you read a news release about some
scientific discovery from them, it's about something
weird, but vaguely useful to the military.

http://www.onr.navy.mil/

--
Trust No One.
Always Look To The Skies.
The Truth Is Not There.
-- nu-monet

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