One good thing about getting older

From: phy <phy00x@yahoo.com>
Date: Tue, Mar 30, 2004

I have recently developed the superpower to pass gas at will. Now when a
person annoys me I can fart at them and banish them from my presense,
sometimes forever.

-phy

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From: bobdiddley@aol.com (Bobdiddley)

Good trick, and one sure to win you favour as the End Times come to a hideous
close. A childhood acquaintance of mine could fart "Taps", after sufficient
quantities of campfire beans.

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"Whatever you think, it's more than that." - Incredible String Band

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

That's all very amusing, but it'll never come close to that time
"Bob" grabbed his toes, leaned back and started flying around the
place like a mini-hovercraft. It was incredibly impressive until I
fell to the ground and passed out from exposure to the huge blue
cloud.

HellPope Huey
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Doesn't mean you should, just because you can"
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I can name the newscaster on The Simpsons,
but I can't name my own congressman.
And that's what makes America great.
- Mark Hoppus (Blink-182)

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>

phy wrote:
> I have recently developed the superpower to pass gas at will. Now when a
> person annoys me I can fart at them and banish them from my presense,
> sometimes forever.

You should develop a superpower to use when you annoy them, that
banishes you from their presence forever.

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

One other good thing about getting older is that although I am
decaying myself, I get to watch NENSLO go through it as well. I can't
wait until he has to use suspenders so we can throw things into the
back of his pants from a distance. Let's keep it no bigger than
billiard balls or he'll pull out his gun and spoil the game.

HellPope Huey
I liked "A Fistful of Slack",
where Agnes Moorehead kicked the crap outta John Wayne.
They don't show that much.

Patriotism is the willingness to kill
and be killed for trivial reasons.
- Bertrand Russell

"Uh oh! Here comes the gospel according to puke."
- "The Simpsons

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