Worldedness...Who Decides?

From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Date: Sun, Aug 17, 2003 1:26 PM

Up until Thursday, I always thought I lived in a non-Third World
nation. But then we had a blackout in the sweltering heat just like any
variety of brown-skinned sand urchin currently threatening my nice cushy
IT job.

Dammit, WHO decides these things? Did we suddenly slip a notch or two
in Worldedness?

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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack

No, you don't understand. We had to divert all
that energy into one FINAL, FULL-POWER TEST!

Soon, before the rest of the world can do anything,
we will be able to become the uncontested, ZERO-
WORLD POWER!

The United States will be xported to another,
unused, pristine Earth, and it will be ALL OURS!
No more enemies. No more illegal aliens. No more
wars. No more French!

All that will be left here is a great big hole,
that will soon fill up with sea water, causing a
massive tidal wave that will kill 30% of the people
we don't really give a shit about anyway. But that
won't really matter as we will never see the old
Earth again. Oh, yeah, and it will also become a
massive caldera that *may* wipe out all life on old
Earth, too, but who cares?

We, the deserving, the blessed nation, shall move on
TO REPUBLICANWORLD!!!

--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"

--Kino Beman, brand name

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