What is the quickest way to SLACK?

From: Blue Iris <blueiris@192.168.1.22>

Date: Mon, Mar 22, 2004 2:16 AM

I have plenty of time, just a low attention span ^_^

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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

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Subject: Re: What is the quickest way to SLACK?
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

You may have Slack mixed up with Wisdom in this case.

The quickest way to Slack is different for each SubGenius.

It's the SAME for each HUMAN, though, and it starts with sending in the
$30.

So it depends on who's asking.

The SubGenii all send in their $30 EVENTUALLY, but they don't have to
START that way.

--

PRABOB

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Subject: Re: What is the quickest way to SLACK?
From: "Server 13" <c-bee1@itg.uiuc.edu>

Defecation, usually.

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Subject: Re: What is the quickest way to SLACK?
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

>I have plenty of time, just a low attention span ^_^

http://tinyurl.com/2okzu

--
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A few guys out there turn into werewolfs
at the sight of erect butt nipples.
- nu-monet

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Subject: Re: What is the quickest way to SLACK?
From: "Rev. ErRoR" <error@priest.SPAMcom>

The quickest way is to take the slowest route
Err.
http://www.lakofbob.com/

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Subject: Re: What is the quickest way to SLACK?
From: "ghost" <ghost@ghost.net>

Bring a shovel and a large plastic garbage can.

Get on northbound Rt. 87 at 230th Street. Take 87 up through Yonkers to the
Cross-County Parkway and make the right onto the Cross-County (do NOT get
off at the Cross-County Mall). Get in the left-hand lane on the
Cross-County. In about twelve miles the Cross-County splits... you'll see a
sign that says Hutchinson Parkway/Merritt Parkway. Bear left. For all
practical purposes the Hutch BECOMES the Merritt Parkway somewhere around
Scarsdale, so continue on this highway. Soon you'll be in Connecticut.

Slack often graze along the Merritt Parkway... sometimes in great numbers.
When attempting to cross the highway they are occasionally hit by an
oncoming car or truck (even though commercial vehicles are NOT allowed on
the Merritt).

During the spring and summer months, you can find literally dozens of Slack
carcasses by the roadside between Darien and Bridgeport. All you need to do
is stop your car, pretend to take a piss (unauthorized removal of Slack
being a misdemeanor in Connecticut), and shovel up that good Slack for home
use. The older the Slack carcass, the better

DO NOT under any circumstances attempt to approach a live wild Slack in its
natural habitat. They are skittish and easily frightened, and may, often as
not, charge at you. With a full-grown buck Slack weighing upwards of 300
pounds and running at speeds in excess of 30 mph, you can see how this could
prove dangerous.

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Subject: Re: What is the quickest way to SLACK?
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

this post wins.

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>

Blue Iris wrote:
>
> I have plenty of time, just a low attention span ^_^
>

Slack is not a destination.

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From: krisweir@aol.com (Kris Weir)

Indeed - it is *the way*!

Thank you, Master, for pointing the way with your middle finger.

nenslo - basho reborn?

http://www.big.or.jp/~loupe/links/ehisto/ebasho.shtml

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Subject: Re: What is the quickest way to SLACK?
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

> Slack is not a destination.

Maybe he or she meant how do you GET Slack.

Of course Slack is not something you can GET, either.

You either have it or you don't, but you may in time learn to
RECOGNIZE, APPRECIATE and finally EXPLOIT the inherent Slackdomness
with which every true SubGenius is born. The $30 routine is really just
an expediter of the process, by about 25 years. Might be worth the
boost if X-Day DOES happen to be just around the corner.

--
PRABOB

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From: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)

Go down rte 10, turn left at the intersection of State Street.

Go down past the third stop light.

Pull intot he parking lot at the Dollar General store.

there is a Goodwill dumpster there.

Sure to find some slacks.

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: Mon, Mar 22, 2004 8:31 PM

"ghost" <ghost@ghost.net> wrote in message news:<r1H7c.18634$PY1.391510@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>...

> With a full-grown buck Slack weighing upwards of 300
> pounds and running at speeds in excess of 30 mph, you can see how this could
> prove dangerous.

I can only reach about 10 mph for short periods, but if I manage to
hit you and knock you down, I'll probably fall on you and then you'll
be in big trouble. Ever smush a frog with a brick when you were still
a clueless, evil child? Its not good at all.

HellPope Huey
Crouching HellPope, Hidden PillMonkey

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb
voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
- Benjamin Franklin 1759

"The Law is mighty stupid in its implementation
and slower than a Special Olympics medal winner
playing chess with a Simpsons set.
- HellPope Huey

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Subject: Re: What is the quickest way to SLACK?
From: wbarwell <wbarwell@munnnged.mylinuxisp.com>

The first real fight I had at age 6 was with two assholes who must
have been 7 or 8 who were going to force a firecracker down a toad's mouth.
It really wasn't much of a fight but I won, and so did the toad thereby.
I bring slack to toads, anyway.

--
"I was not prepared to shoot my eardrum out with a shotgun
in order to get a deferment. Nor was I willing to go to
Canada. So I chose to better myself and learn to fly airplanes."
- George W. Bush May 1984 to the Houston Chronicle

Cheerful Charlie

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
>nenslo
> wrote:
> > Slack is not a destination.
>
> Maybe he or she meant how do you GET Slack.
>

Maybe s/he meant what s/he said, or, if not, should say what s/he means.

> Of course Slack is not something you can GET, either.

The SubGenius MUST HAVE slack. Not get, be given, find or obtain. Have.

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

On Mon, 22 Mar 2004 17:04:14 -0800, Joe Cosby
<joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com> wrote:
>
>this post wins.

I agree with this post.

--
Joe Cosby
http://users.zhonka.net/joecosby/
Of is the Frenchwoman on the way a street of long-keeping cheese?

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From: Cardinal Vertigo <jhobbs@myrealbox.com>

Joe Cosby wrote:

> On Mon, 22 Mar 2004 17:04:14 -0800, Joe Cosby
> <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com> wrote:

>>
>>this post wins.
>
>
> I agree with this post.

NO! NOT HERE!

NOT HERE, DAMMIT!! OVER THERE!!!

--
"There is no reason to count over
1,000,000 except for money."
-- nu-monet v6.0

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Subject: Re: What is the quickest way to SLACK?
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
>
>NOT HERE, DAMMIT!! OVER THERE!!!

It's like a reflex now. I don't even notice when I do I agree w^H^H^H
NO DAMMIT STOP STOP

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Subject: Re: What is the quickest way to SLACK?
From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

Run headlong into a wall. When you fall down, the moment between the
relief at not actually having your head in contact with the wall
anymore and the point at which the painful swelling and throbbing
begin is a special kind of Slack. While basically a false Slack, it
does bear an uncanny resemblance to the calm, relaxed yet tingly, warm
state of the real thing. Its a good way to later recognize when you
are experiencing actual Slack because you will have a spontaneous and
richer version of it before you, minus the neutralizing effort of
trying to GET what has to float down on its OWN to be legit, the
bleeding, the concussion and the people who are pointing and laughing.
However, try the wall bit first so you can be sure. Let us know when
you do so we can help you pinpoint the various stages accurately.
Remember, think like a rhino: be OF the wall, be one WITH the wall.

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Subject: Re: What is the quickest way to SLACK?
From: Klyf Fenderson <blargh3TURNIP@lycos.com>

Ah,so slack is like the waft of cool air on your brain, just
before the pain kicks in, when somebody whacks you in the head
with an axe!

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and dance around in your bones."
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From: Frere Jean Bleu <FrJBleu@ifrance.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Mar 23, 2004 5:59 PM
Message-ID: <13g160helltupnvu0n21f43gltoutla67j@4ax.com>

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From: Doktor DynaSoar <targeting@OMCL.mil>

I've spotted wild Slack (as well as fox) in the grassy median areas of
the I-95/91 interchange in New Haven. The traffic doesn't seem to
bother them as long as they have a place where they can stay away from
people.

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