From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.atheism,talk.atheism,uk.philosophy.atheism,alt.slack,alt.discordia
Date: Sat, Jan 31, 2004 12:58 PM
Gods in general were invented by nearsighted cavemen
so that they could
get laid despite being very poor hunters or gatherers.
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4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath
of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
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From: "Dunter Powries" <fech.redcap@spedlin>
I thought that was beer.
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From: Charles & Mambo <Duckman@gfy.self>
No, that was invented so the ugly cave women could get laid.
--
Come down off the cross
We can use the wood
Tom Waits, Come On Up To The House
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