Dear SubGenius Politickz Expert

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>
Date: Wed, Mar 31, 2004

Anti PopeLupus of SI <lyonderboy666@hotmail.com> wrote:
> I don't get it, and don't know who else to ask.
>
> How is President Bush garnering support in the middle-class
> demographic? His tax cuts do not affect them. His war does not make
> the world safer. His policy does not help the economy.
>
> Without running sidelong into Bush-hating rhetoric, can someone please
> explain to me how, after these last four years, does this man actually
> have a hope in Hell at getting re-elected? I mean, we were all HERE,
> right?
>
> -APLY

See SubGenius Pamphlet #1, p.6

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Anti Pope Lupus of SI wrote:
> I don't get it, and don't know who else to ask.
>
> How is President Bush garnering support in the
> middle-class demographic?

You're obviously waay behind in your cultural
studies.

Before you contemplate that question again, I
want you to observe the following:

1) The #1 box office sport in the US is
professional wrestling. Really. Watch one (1)
pro wrestling match.

2) Watch the "Feel Like Makin' Love" video, by
Mr Kid Rock. That *is* Mr Rock, BTW, not Meat
Loaf, though the resemblance is striking.

3) Listen to one (1) 30 minute segment of the
Rush Limbaugh Show.

Then, after you have watched and listened to
these three things, develop in your mind a
clear picture and description of what an
"average American" is. You may even write
down some of its more interesting attributes.

Then remind yourself that, by definition, 50%
of Americans are BELOW that "average American."

--
"Mars was destroyed with weapons from the future.
There, does that make you feel any better?"
-- nu-monet

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

lyonderboy666@hotmail.com (Anti Pope Lupus of SI) wrote:
>I don't get it, and don't know who else to ask.
>
>How is President Bush garnering support in the middle-class
>demographic? His tax cuts do not affect them. His war does not make
>the world safer. His policy does not help the economy.
>
>Without running sidelong into Bush-hating rhetoric, can someone please
>explain to me how, after these last four years, does this man actually
>have a hope in Hell at getting re-elected? I mean, we were all HERE,
>right?
>
>-APLY

Without Bush-hating rhetoric?

This sounds suspiciously like the guy who wanted us to explain
Christianity without using humor a couple days ago.

--
Joe Cosby
http://users.zhonka.net/joecosby/
"The ministry of communication is duty-bound to make the use of the
Internet impossible." - Taliban leader Mullah Mohammad Omar

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From: Cardinal Vertigo <jhobbs@myrealbox.com>

Anti Pope Lupus of SI wrote:
> I don't get it, and don't know who else to ask.

talk.politics is over there.

HTH.

--
"A cry in the dark
Disappears into the void
PLONK"
-- Joe Cosby

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