From: "HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" <SeventhSqueal@SlowOnTheUptake.edu>
Date: Sat, Jun 5, 2004
Diagnosis needed.
Since last fall I've been having these weird recurring
dreams and I had it
again last night. I dream that a pool of liquid like
amniotic fluid has
seeped out of me while I slept. The dream is so real
that i wake up and
start checking myself. It's one of those hallucinatory
dreams that you
actually feel the liquid around your skin until you
actually start to check
yourself out with your hands. Then you realize it's
a dream.
Last night it was the same thing. I woke up convinced
I was sleeping in a
pool of liquid--I could feel it under my thighs and
butt. I sat up and
reached down to see what happened and everything is
bone dry. But! After I
lie back down MY BRAIN, THIGHS AND BUTT ARE STILL TELLING
ME I'M IN A POOL
OF LIQUID! The experience lingered for at least 5 minutes
where I had the
opportunity to enjoy a very convincing wet/dry reality.
Bizarre, but kinda
cool. Our brains love to fool us.
~Salacia
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Subject: Re: Dear Amateur SubGenius Urologist/Psychiatrist/Dream Interpreter
HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
> Diagnosis needed.
THIS POSTING HAS NO THING TO DO WITH UROLOGY. PLEASE
DON NOTTS CORPSE_POST
TO ALT>SLACK>
I was remembering when I was a child, imagining what
it would be like
to be an adult remembering when I was a child imagining
what it would
be like to be an adult remembering when I was a child
imagining what
it would be like to be an adult remembering when I was
a child imaging
what it would be like to be an adult when the phone
rang, and it took
me a good 5 minutes to un-nest my thoughts and snap
out of it.
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From: "HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" <SeventhSqueal@SlowOnTheUptake.edu>
NEVER MIND THEN! EMERGENCY C-SECTION!!! ON YOUR BLOCKED COLON!!!!
CONGRATULATIONS! IT'S A FOETID TURD!!!
SPANK!
waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
~Auntie Salacia
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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
"HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" <SeventhSqueal@SlowOnTheUptake.edu>
wrote:
>Diagnosis needed.
>
>Since last fall I've been having these weird recurring
dreams and I had it
>again last night. I dream that a pool of liquid
like amniotic fluid has
>seeped out of me while I slept. The dream is so
real that i wake up and
>start checking myself. It's one of those hallucinatory
dreams that you
>actually feel the liquid around your skin until
you actually start to check
>yourself out with your hands. Then you realize it's
a dream.
>
>Last night it was the same thing. I woke up convinced
I was sleeping in a
>pool of liquid--I could feel it under my thighs
and butt. I sat up and
>reached down to see what happened and everything
is bone dry. But! After I
>lie back down MY BRAIN, THIGHS AND BUTT ARE STILL
TELLING ME I'M IN A POOL
>OF LIQUID! The experience lingered for at least
5 minutes where I had the
>opportunity to enjoy a very convincing wet/dry reality.
Bizarre, but kinda
>cool. Our brains love to fool us.
>
>~Salacia
I had one of those dreams last week where I really really
needed to
piss, but there is no place to do it and I keep looking
for some place
but everywhere I go there is somebody there who would
see.
So finally I say the hell with it and I tell somebody
watching "I
really really need to piss, sorry" and I let fly.
And it goes on for like 5 minutes. It is the most satisfying
piss in
my life. Gallons and gallons.
And at the end it is one of those pisses where you get
all the way to
the end, think about it for a moment, and realize there
is more. (I
don't think girls get those so you probably have no
idea there). And
another 5 minutes I let fly. And I go through that
again and then one
more time.
Then I woke up. Just for a minute I thought "oh
fuck" but fortunately
mr. dream brain had not pulled a fast one on me. I
did desperately
need to take a piss though, which was probably what
mr. dream brain
was trying to tell me.
I guess I am glad that my brain has enough sense to
know what to fool
me about and what not to fool me about.
Then I had this other dream the night before last where
I have this
power like the incredible hulk. I can turn into this
giant super-size
super-strength monster when I want.
There are a lot of us with this power. It isn't like
the hulk where
we have to get really angry to do it, we just concentrate
on it and it
happens. And we don't turn green, but we do turn into
these kind of
clownish comic book things. We do get really broad
and strong like
the hulk though. I don't remember my super-version
exactly except I
was dressed really funny in kind of funny clothes.
Really bright
colors and it seems like a straw hat, like somebody
out of the early
20th century.
Anyway so I can turn into this 8-foot super-powered
monster whenever I
want which I think is very cool and I have a lot of
fun with it. But
for some reason this other guy gets mad at me, and unlike
most of us
who turn into 8-foot monsters, he turns into this gigantic
100-foot
tall monster. And he's PISSED.
So I am this 8-foot tall monster with super-powers but
I am being
chased around by this 100-foot tall monster with super-DUPER
powers.
That doesn't have anything to do with pissing though
so I am not sure
why I added it.
I think the super-duper monster was probably Jason Christie.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
When life gets too stupid for it's own good; get stupider.
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From: "fenian" <fenian@start.ca>
About 12 years ago, I got out of bed, stood beside it,
and proceeded to
urinate all over it. This is before I had ever touched
any kind of
recreational drug. I don't sleepwalk to my knowledge.
When I was about
halfway through, I snapped out of it, and realized what
I was doing. I
squeezed off the flow, and said WHAT THE FUCK DID I
JUST DO?!?! **GODDAMN**
IT! Cuz I was really tired, and wanted to sleep, but
now my sheets were
soaked with piss. That was about the most fucked up
thing I've ever seen
myself do.
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From: "fenian" <fenian@start.ca>
"HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" <SeventhSqueal@SlowOnTheUptake.edu> wrote:
Last fall, eh. 9 months have passed since September.
Why do you describe it
as "liquid-like" amniotic fluid? What kind
of frame of mind are you in when
this happens? Is there any particular dreaming that
goes along with this?
How do you react when you 'realize' you are sleeping
in a pool of liquid?
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From: "HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" <SeventhSqueal@SlowOnTheUptake.edu>
Um. Nevermind, fenian. *cough* I looked it up. heh heh,
Seems its similar to
the "you are a train riding a unicorn flying through
a tunnel" dream.
.blush.
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From: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
>Diagnosis needed.
>
>Since last fall I've been having these weird recurring
dreams and I had it
>again last night. I dream that a pool of liquid
like amniotic fluid has
>seeped out of me while I slept. The dream is so
real that i wake up and
>start checking myself. It's one of those hallucinatory
dreams that you
>actually feel the liquid around your skin until
you actually start to check
>yourself out with your hands. Then you realize it's
a dream.
>
>Last night it was the same thing. I woke up convinced
I was sleeping in a
>pool of liquid--I could feel it under my thighs
and butt. I sat up and
>reached down to see what happened and everything
is bone dry. But! After I
>lie back down MY BRAIN, THIGHS AND BUTT ARE STILL
TELLING ME I'M IN A POOL
>OF LIQUID! The experience lingered for at least
5 minutes where I had the
>opportunity to enjoy a very convincing wet/dry reality.
Bizarre, but kinda
>cool. Our brains love to fool us.
>
>~Salacia
Thats just the "grey's" "love seed".
They have stopped the anal probes and have
just gone over to using their abductee as a cheap love
doll ofr gang bangs.
Since it happens a lot, they must like your mojo!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
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From: "HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" <SeventhSqueal@SlowOnTheUptake.edu>
Hey! I resent being referred to as a 'love doll'.
Your alien abduction theory is flattering, but...no,
Freud thinks I need to
smoke more cigars while swimming on a muscular dolphin.
Or maybe that was
Jung...hmm.
~Salacia
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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
Are you swimming on Jung or smoking him?
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
Man is a piece of the universe made alive. Ralph Waldo
Emerson
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From: "HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" <SeventhSqueal@SlowOnTheUptake.edu>
Jung is like *totally* smokeable.
~Salacia
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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
> "Joe Cosby" <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
wrote in message
>>
>> Are you swimming on Jung or smoking him?
>>
>> Jung is like *totally* smokeable.
All your dreams will come true
It can happen to you
If you're Jung at heart
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From: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
>All your dreams will come true
>It can happen to you
>If you're Jung at heart
>
Be afreud, be very afreud.
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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
KD et al wrote:
>>All your dreams will come true
>>It can happen to you
>>If you're Jung at heart
>
> Be afreud, be very afreud.
Do you get the feeling that we're
getting away with these puns by the
Skinner of our teeth? I re-Mesmer
the last time I made puns this bad
here; I was told that I'd Buhler Kohut
it out in no uncertain terms.
(Of course I still think they're just
a bunch of Assagiolis)
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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
> Freud thinks I need to
> smoke more cigars while swimming on a muscular
dolphin.
I hate to re-use my material but:
"Sometimes a cigar is just a penis... Wait, did
I just say 'penis'?
I meant to say 'cigar'." -- Sigmund Freud
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From: wbarwell <wbarwell@munnnged.mylinuxisp.com>
HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
> "Rev. Richard Skull" <mshotz@aol.commonkeypo>
wrote:
>>
>> Thats just the "grey's" "love
seed". They have stopped the anal probes
>> and
> have
>> just gone over to using their abductee as a
cheap love doll ofr gang
> bangs.
>>
>> Since it happens a lot, they must like your
mojo!
>>
>
> Hey! I resent being referred to as a 'love doll'.
Beats being called an inflatable love sheep.
Cheerful Charlie
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From: "Rev. Beergoggles" <spammers_suck@post.replies.please>
http://www.muttonbone.com/
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From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>
"HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" <SeventhSqueal@SlowOnTheUptake.edu>
wrote:
> "Rev. Richard Skull" <mshotz@aol.commonkeypo>
wrote in message>
> >
> > Thats just the "grey's" "love
seed". They have stopped the anal probes and
> have
> > just gone over to using their abductee as
a cheap love doll ofr gang
> bangs.
> >
> > Since it happens a lot, they must like your
mojo!
> >
>
> Hey! I resent being referred to as a 'love doll'.
>
> Your alien abduction theory is flattering, but...no,
Freud thinks I need to
> smoke more cigars while swimming on a muscular
dolphin. Or maybe that was
> Jung...hmm.
>
> ~Salacia
none of the above.
Your body is simply trying to tell you it's time for
another tattoo.
pb
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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>
I am always so happy to wake from one of my "peeing
in the wastebasket"
dreams to find I'm still in a warm dry bed. In fact
I'd say that's one
of the truly great experiences in life.
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From: Frere Jean Bleu <FrJBleu@ifrance.com>
nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com> wrote:
>I am always so happy to wake from one of my "peeing
in the wastebasket"
>dreams to find I'm still in a warm dry bed. In
fact I'd say that's one
>of the truly great experiences in life.
Well Nenslo, you've given me one more thing to add to
my "Things to be
happy about" list. Must say though, I haven't had
the wastepaper
dream.... yet.
Is this something to be expected in my (fast approaching)
autumn
years?
Fr J B
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