Dear Subgenius baby talk expert

From: Baldin Pramer <baldin@mailtoworld.com>
Date: Sat, Apr 3, 2004

Scabetti or bisgetti?

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Baldin Pramer

"'Hello', he lied." Dorothy Parker

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From: "HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" <SeventhSqueal@SlowOnTheUptake.edu>

Thscabetti with a thlight lithp or 'pageddy.

~Thalacia

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There's no earthly way of knowing/ Which direction we are going/ There's no
knowing where we're rowing/ Or which way the river's flowing/ Is it
raining?/ Is it snowing?/ Is a hurricane a-blowing?/ Not a speck of light is
showing/ So the danger must be growing/ Are the fires of hell a-glowing?/ Is
the grisly reaper mowing?/ Yes, the danger must be growing/ 'Cause the
rowers keep on rowing/ And they're certainly not showing/ Any signs that
they are slowing.

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From: Soot Bull Jeepô <ding@dong.com>

pesgetti

SBJ

--
...........'cuse me whyl I kiss tha sky...

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From: KRONOS <null@void.com>

ling-weenie

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From: El Queso <the_cheese_23nospam@yahoo.com>

scatology

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

El Queso <the_cheese_23nospam@yahoo.com> wrote:

> scatology

Punchline: "No, but I fer sure don't want none o' them goddamned
'taters." Um, Scarlatti? Maybe for really advanced Yetikids.

HellPope Huey
I mixed up my Klonopin and TicTacs, can you tell?

Everyone is an idiot, not just the people with low SAT scores.
The only differences among us is that we're idiots
about different things at different times.
No matter how smart you are,
you spend much of your day being an idiot.
- Scott Adams, "The Dilbert Principle"

If you can afford a lawyer who can instill enough doubt,
you can get away with screwing a goat,
because the goat won't talk.
- HellPope Huey

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Dear Subgenius baby talk expert

From: Baldin Pramer <baldin@mailtoworld.com>
Date: Sun, Apr 4, 2004

HellPopeHuey wrote:
> El Queso <the_cheese_23nospam@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>Baldin Pramer wrote:
>>
>>>Scabetti or bisgetti?
>>
>> scatology
>
> Punchline: "No, but I fer sure don't want none o' them goddamned
> 'taters."

I'll have *your* spuds, then.

> Um, Scarlatti? Maybe for really advanced Yetikids.

Larscatti? Yum!!! I assume it is larded Scotch Terrier you are talking
about.

LARDED SCOTCH TERRIER (Larscatti):

Skin and parboil one Scotty, and scrape off the hair, being careful not
to break the skin. Carefully remove the glands on either side of the
anus, as well as the glands beneath the front and hind legs (in the
"armpits", essentially). Using a larding needle, thread two pounds of
bacon under the skin, and into the flesh of the hind quarters. Truss the
front and rear legs, and place in a large roasting pan with carrots, new
red potatoes, several bay leaves and two large onions, chopped coarsely.
Bake in a 350 degree oven for about three hours (about 20 minutes per
pound). Serve with a big red wine, such as a hearty zinfandel.

--
Baldin Pramer

"'Hello', he lied." Dorothy Parker

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

Baldin Pramer <baldin@mailtoworld.com> wrote:
>Scabetti or bisgetti?

Pizza.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
a cult is a religion without an army.

- nikolai kingsley

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