RAW Running for Gov of CA

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Date: Wed, Aug 27, 2003

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From: hagbard@desperatetimes.org
Subject: RAW for Gov

Dear Fiends,

The patron saint of discordianism, the grand pubah of disinformation,
the Elvis of confusion, The Original BOB is running for Governor.
Spread the word, Vote for RAW for CA Gov.
http://www.maybelogic.com/rawgov.html
Robert Anton Wilson, will change your life.

For those of you who've never read my posts, or heard my opinions.
I am not a crackpot.
This is not a joke.
This in my opinion is a serious issue. With the split in the votes
going on, this is still anybodies race.
Robert Anton Wilson, can bring California back, and if not, he can
show it a really good time.

*******from the site: **********

Robert Anton Wilson is running for Governor of the Republic of
California
as the unofficial write-in candidate for the Guns and Dope Party.

Position Paper #1

After refusing many pleas to run for governor,
I have reconsidered and now enter the race
as an unofficial write-in candidate. After
all, why shd I remain the ONLY nut in California
who ain't running?

My party, the Guns and Dope Party, invites extremists
of both right and left to unite behind the shared goals of

--Get those pointy-headed Washinton bureaucrats off
our backs and off our fronts too!

--guns for everybody who wants them; no guns for
those who don't want them

--drugs for everybody who wants them; no drugs for
those who don't want them

--freedom of choice, free love, free speech,
free Internet and free beer

--California secession -- Keep the anti--gun and
ant-dope fanatics on the Eastern side of the Rockies

--Lotsa wild parties every night by gun-toting dopers

--Animal protection -- Support your right to
keep and arm bears

More position papers will follow; we know at
least 69 good positions

Robert Anton Wilson
Guns and Dope Party

Position Paper #2

The official flag: the Republic of California bear

Official motto: "Like what you like,
enjoy what you enjoy,
and don't take crap from anybody."

Major goal of first term: California secesion. [Oregon, Washington
State and B.C. invited to join Freetopia....]

First order of business on assuming office: Fire 33% of the legislature
[names selected at random] and replace them with full-grown adult
ostritches, whose mysterious and awesome dignity will elevate
the suidean barbarity long established there.

Tsar cards granting full autonomy available HERE

"THEY'LL TAKE AWAY MY MEDICINE WHEN THEY PRY MY
COLD DEAD FINGERS FROM THE PILL BOTTLE!"

J.R. "Bob" Wilson
GUNS AND DOPE PARTY

More info and positions sure to follow. Spread the word.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: subspecies23@aol.comyourmom (SubSpecies23)

I wish I lived in CA so I could vote for him.

You know who I really wish would run for Gov of CA? Mike Jittlov. That would
be cool. Maybe then he could finally get something done about all the shit
he's had to take as far as his film career goes.

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EVERY SQUARE FUCKDORK WITH A PIPE... *IS NOT "BOB"* -- Ivan Stang

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

SubSpecies23 wrote:
>
> I wish I lived in CA so I could vote for him.
>
> You know who I really wish would run for Gov of CA? Mike Jittlov. That would
> be cool. Maybe then he could finally get something done about all the shit
> he's had to take as far as his film career goes.

You know who I really wish would run for Gov of CA? ME NEITHER.

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

> FORWARDED:
>
> From: hagbard@desperatetimes.org
> Subject: RAW for Gov

I thought he died last year.

> Official motto: "Like what you like,
> enjoy what you enjoy,
> and don't take crap from anybody."
>
> Major goal of first term: California secesion. [Oregon, Washington
> State and B.C. invited to join Freetopia....]

If California secedes, it is the intention of Oregon and Washington to
pile up the Hanford Nuclear Reservation in one long heap on the
southern border of Oregon to keep Californicators from crawling up
here and crapping the place up with their damn asses ever again. We
just had Susan "Backlash" Faludi in our living room the other day
saying how she moved up here to Lemuria to get away from all those
idiots and I could name twenty-five other intelligent, creative and/or
oscar-winning individuals I've met over the past few years who did the
exact same thing. Yeah, invite us to join the biggest dump-hole of
dumb jerks on the planet, why sure, we'd love to. If there was one
speck of compassion in the hearts of any Californians they'd saw the
whole state off, tow it out to sea and scuttle it. Vermin, every one
of them.

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