Picture of Everything (inc. "Bob")

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

Date: Wed, Jul 14, 2004 9:04 AM

FWD from Rev. James Galloway:

Stang,
wow, you should see this:

http://www.thepictureofeverything.com/

JRBDobbs:
http://www.howardhallis.com/artgallery/tpoe/key/sh/sh01.html

best regards,
J

\\\\ \\\ \\
dada is the sun
dada is the egg
dada is the police of the police

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Subject: Re: Picture of Everything (inc. "Bob")
From: "Espira" <espira23@hotmail.com>

Stang, i had a dream last night that i came to stay at your house and you
and Princess Wei kept feeding me Pancakes that were abnormally THICK,but i
kept on eating them to be polite.Being English,i am used to THIN pancakes.
I think Circlemaker was there too but he liked THICK pancakes because he is
Welsh.

what does it all mean?

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Subject: Re: Picture of Everything (inc. "Bob")
From: Two Beans <twobeans@godhatesyou.com>

Something has entered your water supply.

-2B

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Subject: Re: Picture of Everything (inc. "Bob")
From: "Espira" <espira23@hotmail.com>

the same stuff that comes out of my body goes back into my body and on and
on and on.
so i ain't gotta worry there.

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Subject: Re: Picture of Everything (inc. "Bob")
From: "HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" <SeventhSqueal@SlowOnTheUptake.edu>

>
> Something has entered your water supply.

No. No. I think it's similar to the Frenchman's desire for very, very thin
crepes.

Not that, that's BAD or anything. It's just preference.

~Salacia

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Subject: Re: Picture of Everything (inc. "Bob")
From: "Anachron" <AnachronNospam@neo.rr.com>

> ~Salacia

Or wafer thin mints...

--
Rev. Anachron

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Subject: Re: Picture of Everything (inc. "Bob")
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

>
> what does it all mean?
>

WELSH is the clue. What else comes from Wales besides mad circlemakers?
WELSH RAREBIT, the one food MOST sure to provoke intensely weird
dreams. To quote longdurpersav Winsor McCay, inventor of the comic
book, "WHAT A RIDICULOUS DREAM A RAREBIT WILL PRODUCE. OH! OH! WELL WAS
I DREAMING? OH THOSE RAREBITS ARE TERRIBLE THINGS TO EAT. OH! OH!
OH!"Needless to say, the pancakes represent saucers. The thick ones
represent an overstuffed or crowded Escape Vessel situation, reflecting
your fear that you didn't join up in time, or didn't make enough
artwork that all the other SubGenii be using for years to come.
Welshman Rev. Williams simply represents your concern over COMPETITION
from other species who HAPPEN to share the same language.

But rest assured! Everything is A-OK. Just eat the hell out of those
pancakes like we told you to -- or join the others in the basement
dungeon with Rev. Freddy Krueger... FOREVER.

Incidentally I held onto some shirts and stickers with your 7X-day art,
which will be on the way shortly along with your Bobbie Award. I hope
that helps with the dreams. If we have a chance, we'll throw in some
nice FAT PANCAKES!

Hey wait a minute. I seem to remember that slant-eyed Scot, Pope Monty,
running up and grabbing all the certificates for youse guys.

Wei and I are planning to be in England for the Anal Frop Cup and other
Euro-travel in November, so mayhaps we can starighten out all these
crimped and crumpled pancake dreams as well as others involving
hoe-cakes, jonnycakes, even creppes. "Plaeke-kaek" will not be
considered however.

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Subject: Re: Picture of Everything (inc. "Bob")
From: "HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" <SeventhSqueal@SlowOnTheUptake.edu>

NOBODY goes to Bangkok for the pancakes.

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Subject: Re: Picture of Everything (inc. "Bob")
From: Cardinal Vertigo <vertigo@alexandria.cc>

Some go for the chess, I hear. Can't remember where, though.

--
"The First Amendment was designed to protect offensive speech, becuase
nobody ever tries to ban the other kind."
- Mike Godwin

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Subject: Re: Picture of Everything (inc. "Bob")
From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>

>
>what does it all mean?

MEAN?

YOU ATE THE SAUCERS!

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand.
Then with a wooden foot
and finally with a piece of string.
- Spike Milligan, The Goons

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